Romance, Naboo style

May 4, 2025 6:01 AM

portsherry

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Happy May the 4th!

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Weesa goin under wada okidae?

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"the ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent"
The biggest roast in the history of Star Wars topping even Mustafar

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Jar Jar has 17 dicks. Can't compete with that

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Well a really long and flexible tongue would be......oh right, that explains a lot!

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I’m sure Annie’s lightsaber can take care of that “little” problem pretty darn quick.

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Wait this is really fuckin cute tho

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In their universe, that'd be hella racist.

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It's kind of racist in ours too.

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You're right, but I was trying to pick my battles, one of those points would lead to a whole debate about thinly veiled dehumanizing stereotypes and the impulse to "other" individuals for intrinsic and/or superficial/cultural characteristics that I just wasn't willing to follow through on rn.

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You're spot on, and I understand that feeling. I had that exact same internal debate before I hit enter on my previous message. :)

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