Gun Shop Stories

Apr 15, 2015 8:08 PM

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Yeah, I should do one of these where I was a SWAT team member for an afternoon...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're terrible at telling stories.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 22

"Can I get a single-point sling for this shotgun?" "How were you going to carry it?" "Trenchcoat."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whereas its only about $15,000 for an SLR here in Australia (for the 1% of the shooting population who may own one lol)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nothing suspicious about asking a clerk/shop owner if they have a loaded gun... nothing to see here...

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

$5000 for an M16? A RDIAS isnt even that cheap

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

M16s are over $15,000. If you can find one for $5000, ill take it.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You should keep a little rack of pink squirt guns and offer them.

11 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

I know the Gun Shop in the Pictures, Bull's Eye Gun shop and range in Lawrenceville, their class 3 collection is insane.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Seems like it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Are you carrying a loaded gun right now?" Sure, let me show it to you

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sounds fake as shit.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should carry a selection of rubber band guns and blow guns especially for the felonious fellows that come in wanting things.

11 years ago | Likes 222 Dislikes 0

It would make me so happy to go to a gun shop and find those.

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

My fuckwit friend is trying to purchase a gun to commit suicide. He's been in mental hospital before. How certain will that show on backeo

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*background check?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe involuntarily committed, since I know that makes a difference.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should show right up assuming it was involuntary. But maybe he needs more help, if he's motivated to do it he'll just find something else.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Iirc, the gun that killed Kennedy was a rather crappy Italian bolt action. Why would you want one?

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Wasn't it the bullet that killed, not the gun? ( Pedantic prick am I? I AM! )

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not so crappy as people would want you to believe. A pretty decent rifle.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 2

Magic bullets can't melt steal beams.

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

Steel* damn it.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Customer: "So how far does the background check go?"

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Me: "All the way, anything I should know before we continue?"

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Every firearm licensed Australian is on the Federal Crimtrak database, along with your common thief/rapist/murderer :/

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So you're listed on the same sheet as criminals just for owning a gun?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes. All our names/address can therefore be accessed via computer in cops cars too, same as any criminal...get stopped on a routine matter

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2/ and the officer may well be wary of you purely because you are licensed (many police don't like the idea of civilians owning guns)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0