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An amazing discovery by scientists suggests that it rains solid diamonds on Uranus as well as Neptune, and it’s because of the incredible conditions on those planets. The gems form due to the oceans filled with hydrocarbon that rap around the solid cores of these giant planets, and scientists have long though that extreme pressures might split the molecules into hydrogen and carbon.
As a result, the separated carbon crystallizes into diamonds, which then sink like rain through the “ocean” until they land on the solid core beneath. Up until now, however, scientists were unable to prove that this was the case. In a study published in the journal Nature Astrophysics, researchers were able to recreate this “diamond ring” with lasers and plastic.
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My anus doesn't rain diamonds. Not after Mexican food at least
yougotredonyu
How long until strippers start calling themselves Uranus?
Artio17
Mine, mine, all mine. Move along, don't touch, nothing to see here. Don't make me go Gollum on you all.
IzzYOnline
I was gonna say Klingons. There are always Klingons near Uranus.
Hrboe
As someone who works in a scientific field that is often covered by the media, I'm inclined to take this with a grain of salt. 1/2
Hrboe
The media often portrays minor pieces of evidence or one person's theory as facts that all scientists agree on, even when most disagree.
SherMattLockSmith
@OP, why did you use an image of Jupiter for news about Uranus?
dickbutt
This was the image that the article I read used. :|
ChaoSoldier1986
This is why we change the name to Urectum later
Spankywylde
Meanwhile at De Beers HQ
MillennialsRuinEverything
Millennials ruined the diamond industry
EClaire1073
ITT: Enough ass jokes to supply a bad sitcom for at least 6 seasons.
Piornet
I'll create my own diamond ring! With lasers! And plastic! In fact, forget the ring.
NorbertDemeter
I was shocked when I took a look at uranus too
armeggedonCounselor
The order of the tags is broken. I have "Inside Diamonds, Uranus Found." Which is remarkable of itself, to be sure.
Chasgrich
I got some thing incredible things going on in my anus as well. Hemorrhoids!
grootybooty
I wish scientists would stay away from my anus :(
diamondwolf123
Well this has been out for at least a few months now so it's not exactly new.
Votvotavota
My anus rains diamonds? Who knew!
rureadyboots
Something hard is entering Uranus.
EventusStultorumMagister
Shit's on fire, yo.
calichillionaire
I guess it's about time to get all up in Uranus.
cjpoet
My anus often has my gf's tongue on it.
Belckan
Threeway?
cjpoet
Sure, come on over.
r3id3r
Why are there scientists observing my anus?
benuzabeth
hydrocarbon rap.. how does it sound?
AnEightStoryTallCrustaceanFromTheProtozoicEra
Better than Eminem but not as good as Snoop Dogg
Nanoxt
I'm also trying to figure it out. YO YO YO IM A hydrocarbon that rap around the solid cores of these giant planets! WYA?
flashTieWatcher
And this benefits us here on earth how?
Astraithious
Nanometer scale diamonds
GooberSnotpants
inside diamonds uranus found
Lilithet
found diamonds inside Uranus
TurdSlynger
I discoverd hair around my anus.
lellyathemostlygood
Well, diamonds aren't as rare as DeBeers wants you to believe.
Orcus424
"Diamonds are intrinsically worthless." - De Beers Chairman Nicky Oppenheimer in 1999 https://youtu.be/N5kWu1ifBGU?t=2m1s
Gmayor61
how about rain diamonds though
jetflight
Also, they're worth less than a fraction of the price that they claim.
xFISHxKILLERx
They never have been. It's all propaganda to get you to buy something that was in abundance in the 1800's
Darkspire
LADIES! If he reaaaaalllly cared he'd get you a diamond ring! MEN! If you were real men, you'd get her a diamond ring!
lellyathemostlygood
Hm. Now I want some beer.
mbos14
http://imgur.com/OhtbYCP.gif here is your beer.
lellyathemostlygood
comingbacktowhereivealwaysbeen
Beer isn't as beer as DeDiamond wants you to believe
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DougTheLlama
Unless you're this guy:
EgregiousCodswallop
I just got this joke. Six days later. Jesus, that was hilarious
ruferto
i've had some pretty epic shits that might argue otherwise
Mavgurian
Dude drinks some water, eat some fibre!
The701
Neat, but that image is of the aurora at Jupiter, in ultraviolet.
IIIHalezIII
https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/diamonds.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=1200
The701
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/witness-jupiters-spooky-northern-lights/
The701
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20130430-best-pictures-of-weather-in-space
edgarbird
People who post this kind of stuff just care about upvotes, and what seems cool.
dickbutt
This was the picture used in the article I read, took it at face value. GODDAMNIT INTERNET
edgarbird
The internet is stupid :P
IAmNotACatISwear
Tbf, I think upvotes are the primary reason for the vast majority of posts on this site.
terribleadvicecommentor
Except those that post "the gif"
Plurii
The hulk one?
NzRevenant
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
The701
And some just want to see Hulk smash.