Scientists shocked by incredible discovery on Uranus

Aug 29, 2017 1:45 AM

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An amazing discovery by scientists suggests that it rains solid diamonds on Uranus as well as Neptune, and it’s because of the incredible conditions on those planets. The gems form due to the oceans filled with hydrocarbon that rap around the solid cores of these giant planets, and scientists have long though that extreme pressures might split the molecules into hydrogen and carbon.

As a result, the separated carbon crystallizes into diamonds, which then sink like rain through the “ocean” until they land on the solid core beneath. Up until now, however, scientists were unable to prove that this was the case. In a study published in the journal Nature Astrophysics, researchers were able to recreate this “diamond ring” with lasers and plastic.

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My anus doesn't rain diamonds. Not after Mexican food at least

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How long until strippers start calling themselves Uranus?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Mine, mine, all mine. Move along, don't touch, nothing to see here. Don't make me go Gollum on you all.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was gonna say Klingons. There are always Klingons near Uranus.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who works in a scientific field that is often covered by the media, I'm inclined to take this with a grain of salt. 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The media often portrays minor pieces of evidence or one person's theory as facts that all scientists agree on, even when most disagree.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@OP, why did you use an image of Jupiter for news about Uranus?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This was the image that the article I read used. :|

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why we change the name to Urectum later

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile at De Beers HQ

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Millennials ruined the diamond industry

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ITT: Enough ass jokes to supply a bad sitcom for at least 6 seasons.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll create my own diamond ring! With lasers! And plastic! In fact, forget the ring.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I was shocked when I took a look at uranus too

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The order of the tags is broken. I have "Inside Diamonds, Uranus Found." Which is remarkable of itself, to be sure.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got some thing incredible things going on in my anus as well. Hemorrhoids!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish scientists would stay away from my anus :(

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well this has been out for at least a few months now so it's not exactly new.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My anus rains diamonds? Who knew!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something hard is entering Uranus.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit's on fire, yo.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess it's about time to get all up in Uranus.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My anus often has my gf's tongue on it.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 9

Threeway?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sure, come on over.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why are there scientists observing my anus?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hydrocarbon rap.. how does it sound?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Better than Eminem but not as good as Snoop Dogg

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm also trying to figure it out. YO YO YO IM A hydrocarbon that rap around the solid cores of these giant planets! WYA?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And this benefits us here on earth how?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nanometer scale diamonds

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

inside diamonds uranus found

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

found diamonds inside Uranus

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I discoverd hair around my anus.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, diamonds aren't as rare as DeBeers wants you to believe.

8 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 0

"Diamonds are intrinsically worthless." - De Beers Chairman Nicky Oppenheimer in 1999 https://youtu.be/N5kWu1ifBGU?t=2m1s

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

how about rain diamonds though

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, they're worth less than a fraction of the price that they claim.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They never have been. It's all propaganda to get you to buy something that was in abundance in the 1800's

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LADIES! If he reaaaaalllly cared he'd get you a diamond ring! MEN! If you were real men, you'd get her a diamond ring!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hm. Now I want some beer.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

http://imgur.com/OhtbYCP.gif here is your beer.

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8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Beer isn't as beer as DeDiamond wants you to believe

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Unless you're this guy:

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I just got this joke. Six days later. Jesus, that was hilarious

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i've had some pretty epic shits that might argue otherwise

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dude drinks some water, eat some fibre!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Neat, but that image is of the aurora at Jupiter, in ultraviolet.

8 years ago | Likes 303 Dislikes 3

People who post this kind of stuff just care about upvotes, and what seems cool.

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 2

This was the picture used in the article I read, took it at face value. GODDAMNIT INTERNET

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The internet is stupid :P

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tbf, I think upvotes are the primary reason for the vast majority of posts on this site.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Except those that post "the gif"

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The hulk one?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And some just want to see Hulk smash.

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