Best Review Ever

Jul 9, 2018 7:03 AM

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Best review ever

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Based on the amount of hours he’s put into the game, I’m guessing he just beat it for the first time. Lol

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Oh my goodness. Plot twist, Reviewer is 49 yo.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PRAISE GERALDO

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I could probably do magic if I really tried.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my favorite Steam reviews are on Rust

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love this game, been spending all summer on it lol

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Hey! The first rule of Girl Talk Club is, you cannot talk about Girl Talk Club!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Reminds me of the Honest Trailer for Persona 4. "Live out two fantasies at once: Fighting demons from another dimension and -

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

- actually having social skills"

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This account is just here to advertise their shitty FB page. Report the posts.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Nothing says successful facebook page like advertising it on imgur. Here's a tip, @op. If you make good content, they will come.

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I just can't sand Geralt, I find him just obnoxious.If only you could make your own witcher or choose one of the 3-4 main chars.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 9

First time I hear someone doesnt like him. I think he is one of the best characters.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

My only gripe is he doesn't use enough pronouns.

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Is that Gary?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gary o Riv.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was Gary of Nivea, the metrosexual fruitcake.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahaha

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh man. I’ve recently started playing this game. It’s replaced Skyrim as my favorite. Already 50 hours in and I’m only level 21

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

But... but doesn't it have less square kilometers???

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TW3 world feels much bigger than Skyrim's...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The first time when I played as was the same level around then as well. I'm on a new game + now 50 hours on level 80 hope u enjoy the ride!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There’s so much to do in it and I can’t stand leaving the question marks. It’s so fun

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh I know I'm exactly the same. I enjoy every second of my time spent playing.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i 100% the game with getting all the questions marks and DLC. Took me close to 300 hrs of gameplay.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I lol'd. VERY loudly.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Also wish I could get fabulous hair like Geralt :/

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Condition twice, shampoo once.

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Oh yes!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With the permanent wind even in closed rooms and everyone else unaffected?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes it looks silky and incredible

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With nVidia hairworks lag irl

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't have Lag in a single player game. You mean stuttering (low FPS)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I felt so sad leaving Geralt and Triss in their lovely vineyard home together after all that adventuring. I didn’t want it to end.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

At least you got that end... I got Geralt finishing his life alone as a normal witcher, I was heartbroken.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know man, that sounds preferable to the suicide by monster ending i got.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a thing? damn, that sucks

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah. That ending is beyond horrible.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#teamyen

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I dunno. I never trusted Triss and Yen was always a bitch. Shani was sweet though.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's all true. If I could choose Shani in the game, I would. (I did in the first game.) I thought Triss was too manipulative.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I found the fucking on the back of a taxidermy unicorn to be pretty commonplace.

7 years ago | Likes 646 Dislikes 2

I’m suddenly curious about your life.....

7 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 0

His life? Not about the actual stuffed unicorn? I'm suddenly curious abour YOUR life... :P

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

According to the books, Geralt found it to be awkward at best, no matter how much Yennefer enjoyed it

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That wasn't a taxidermy. It's just a model. Unicorns don't exist, even in the Witcherverse

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

Unicorns do exist as called by Yennefer...they believe in everything good in the world. One of the witcher creature posts said earlier.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

theres unicorns on Skelleg

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ciri is saved by a unicorn in the books. They definitely exist in the universe

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ah, there you go, then. I haven't read much of the book series. So rare, they made a sex doll out of a dead one? Respectful!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I can recall at least 2 instances where Ciri has met a unicorn

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, so I have been told. I must get round to reading those Witcher novels. Does Ciri shag any of the unicorns? Are they sapient?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nope lmao. One helps her out of a dire situation and the other's kind of just there when she ends up somewhere.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They appear to be sentient to a degree though I don't think there was any complicated form of communication

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They do, just not in the games (iirc).

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It could just be a taxidermy horse that they put a narwhal horn on. Easily done.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They aren't in the games. I don't even recall an in-game reference. There are lots of Witcher books though, have not read all of those.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are the rarest creatures in existence iirc so they're hard to find

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is a lot of stuff on the edges of the Witcher canon. Like those lizard men.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your life has been very different from mine... I've never met a unicorn, taxidermist or otherwise, much less fucked on top of one.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Honestly I was so disappointed with this game, I don't know why but the general gameplay just didn't excited me. Based on the way it's

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 9

The combat was so bad it made me drop the game.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

Described here I thought it would be the best thing since sliced bread, but something just never clicked for me, it never felt natural.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Probably one of the best games ever, but fuck swimming and getting caught on shit while fighting.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Could it be that you suck at it?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Combat was super easy, just mostly repetitive fights against large groups. Finished it on the 2nd highest difficulty and only died against

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Detlaff at the end of blood and wine (I liked blood and wine a good bit more than the rest), honestly it wasn't super hard it just didn't

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Click as much fun as I'd been hoping. There was plenty I liked, it just didn't feel like it came together for me.

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I hated dying there, it was a multistage boss fight with a cut scene, that's just intentionally frustrating.

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Can I get that in a two-handed version?

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We both know you don't have the weapon for that...

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God dammit Jimmy stop killin ' dem peeps

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He is dead...you burn him alive

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...well I had that coming! lol

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Is that also a euphemism?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just beat this game last week. Fucking masterful game. I've never said "what the actual fuck" irl before this game.

7 years ago | Likes 173 Dislikes 3

FC5 is what did it for my friend and I,and we’ve been playing Xbox for 10 years...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh just wait till you get to beauclair in blood and wine.....

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get that every second time i die in Rainbow 6 Siege.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't get into these games because of the controls, inventory navigation, and that the maps aren't labeled with legible town names.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You need weirder friends.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I have 1 friend, just like everyone else.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

what the actual fuck??

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because...?

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Are you asking for spoilers or are u saying I should say "what the actual fuck" irl more often

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Less than ideal ending?

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Agreed...? It was a bit anticlimactic. Good on old Geralt though, let him rest ffs. Maybe Ciri will have her own game.

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The voice actor for Geralt agrees, IF they decide to do Witcher 4 (they said they aren't) it should be about Ciri

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Play the expansions as well. They are great.

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Which ending did you get?

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the one where everyone is at khaer morgen (everyone poasible anyway), Ciri defeats the white frost, and geralt and Jen shag everyday.

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Same!

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Can someone tell me whether or not I’m close to the end? I’m about to get Ciri off of the island in Skellige

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe 2 or 3 more hours if you rush.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you have a few more hours for sure. THEN the DLC I would highly recommend. Hearts of Stone first then Blood and Wine.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like im the only one who didnt like it. The combat felt so unbelievably easy. I got in a scrap with some dudes that were WAY over 1/

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My level and all i had to do was hit them once or twice and run away. Occassionally i would land an autokill on them at half or more health.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If that's your only gripe, maybe you should try a harder difficulty. Its not hard.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I played it on death march my second time playing through. All that did was make the enemies take longer to kill occassionally.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I modded the game when I picked it up the second time to beat it. Its the easiest thing in the world to do, made combat more enjoyable. Pez

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The music is great. Especially in uhh.. skellige? The expansions are worth it too.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Try Nier:Automata and Hollow Knight. Each are fairly different in gameplay style, but they are very good games and made me what the fuck.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine was the botchling....

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Same. Geralt is a stronger man than I.

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*SPOILERS* For me it was when Geralt puts the baby in the oven. Actually yelled"holy fuck" when that happened.

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Really? 5 minutes beforehand they talk about doing something like that. It was pretty obvious nothing bad would happen

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Side note: YOU put the baby in the oven you sick mf

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Hail Queen Cerys!

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Well that was interesting to read out of context

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Throwing a baby in an oven: never had a decision I thought less about.... Fuckin threw that thing in like a shotput. Lol

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You get like 3 s to decide what to do with the baby. I finished game before friend, and watched him play this sequence. MANY lulz were had.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I couldn’t believe I did that but for some reason I trusted her. Turns out she was right.

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And thats why I chose her to be queen. Long live Queen Cerys!

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The game did a good job of messing with your BS detector. But I didnt like that they didnt explain how she did it. Foul.

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Also, trying to avoid spoilers, let person keep thing or don't, pick wrong and oh shit now we are fighting to the death

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You find out how it (would have) worked if you mess up her plan by refusing to put it in the oven.

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It's magic.

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Is that expicitly said somewhere or did I miss something?

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It's just magic dude. Plot magic is best magic. It's like plot armor, except magical.

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There was a hatch on the other side of the same oven (in the other room).

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Yes, in houses like that the oven was often kept on all the time and doubled as a furnace.

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Huh, really? Here I thought it was a fake baby, like an illusion.

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Cerys was definitely not a sorceress :)

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:O thanks Sherlock! Wtf how did I miss that

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I chose not to put the baby in the oven and then she explained it. Worked out anyway, and she still got to be ruler.

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She purposely didn't let you enter the other room until after the whole thing (so that you'd think you're actually killing the baby).

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I don't care about this game. It think its overhyped.

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Duly noted fellow traveler, good luck in your journeys.

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Which Witcher is this? 3?

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Yep.

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3 yes.

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It has 3 ending types. The girl dies, you spend your life with the man stealer, spend your life with your eternal love interest in bathtubs

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Oooh, someone doesn't like triss...

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Well she did trick geralt into loving her when he had his memory loss because she was envious. She could have been decent, but no, not triss

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I can totally understand Yen for throwing out that bed

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She helped Geralt, under amnesia at the time, cheat on his girl who also happened to be her best friend..Kinda unforgivable that

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-His girl who geralt kinda love-cursed to always be a part of his life. None of the people involved are angels here...

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Geralt and Yenifer actively sleep with other people in the books. There are 2 separate arcs dedicated to both the people they were fucking

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