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Best review ever
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Jul 9, 2018 7:03 AM
Gamingfun
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#video_games #gaming #games #videogames
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GrumpyOldBastard
Based on the amount of hours he’s put into the game, I’m guessing he just beat it for the first time. Lol
stmaarten1778
giddyupmusic
Oh my goodness. Plot twist, Reviewer is 49 yo.
maximuffin2
PRAISE GERALDO
C0mtraya
SyrusDrake
I could probably do magic if I really tried.
MisterBitey
my favorite Steam reviews are on Rust
Friendo2
Love this game, been spending all summer on it lol
SudoCatEtcIssue
ozjuggler
Hey! The first rule of Girl Talk Club is, you cannot talk about Girl Talk Club!
BenjaminPannell
Reminds me of the Honest Trailer for Persona 4. "Live out two fantasies at once: Fighting demons from another dimension and -
BenjaminPannell
- actually having social skills"
EvilMadMonk
SlightlyNormal
This account is just here to advertise their shitty FB page. Report the posts.
Felman
Nothing says successful facebook page like advertising it on imgur. Here's a tip, @op. If you make good content, they will come.
Gwenynen
DiogenesPendergast
I just can't sand Geralt, I find him just obnoxious.If only you could make your own witcher or choose one of the 3-4 main chars.
SiIverSoul
First time I hear someone doesnt like him. I think he is one of the best characters.
MagpieNI
My only gripe is he doesn't use enough pronouns.
SkyrimFan1138
pmmeforfutanari
Is that Gary?
SkyrimFan1138
Gary o Riv.
pmmeforfutanari
I thought it was Gary of Nivea, the metrosexual fruitcake.
SkyrimFan1138
Hahaha
UndeadAndUnamused
Oh man. I’ve recently started playing this game. It’s replaced Skyrim as my favorite. Already 50 hours in and I’m only level 21
WastelandPuppy
But... but doesn't it have less square kilometers???
Mimsey
TW3 world feels much bigger than Skyrim's...
P1neappleK1ttens
The first time when I played as was the same level around then as well. I'm on a new game + now 50 hours on level 80 hope u enjoy the ride!
UndeadAndUnamused
There’s so much to do in it and I can’t stand leaving the question marks. It’s so fun
P1neappleK1ttens
Oh I know I'm exactly the same. I enjoy every second of my time spent playing.
KresblainTheMagician
i 100% the game with getting all the questions marks and DLC. Took me close to 300 hrs of gameplay.
Giantisim
Gwenynen
I lol'd. VERY loudly.
Kyayira
Also wish I could get fabulous hair like Geralt :/
viciousbastard
Condition twice, shampoo once.
Flixster
Gwenynen
Oh yes!
tschallacka
With the permanent wind even in closed rooms and everyone else unaffected?
Putineatspoutine
Yes it looks silky and incredible
CellPerfectForm
With nVidia hairworks lag irl
TheNax
Can't have Lag in a single player game. You mean stuttering (low FPS)
LeenaBeena
I felt so sad leaving Geralt and Triss in their lovely vineyard home together after all that adventuring. I didn’t want it to end.
Itaru
At least you got that end... I got Geralt finishing his life alone as a normal witcher, I was heartbroken.
DanBearCat
I don't know man, that sounds preferable to the suicide by monster ending i got.
Itaru
That's a thing? damn, that sucks
Excludos
Oh yeah. That ending is beyond horrible.
MusterTheRohirrim
#teamyen
notsosilentwolf2433
I dunno. I never trusted Triss and Yen was always a bitch. Shani was sweet though.
MusterTheRohirrim
That's all true. If I could choose Shani in the game, I would. (I did in the first game.) I thought Triss was too manipulative.
phantomshadow19819000
I found the fucking on the back of a taxidermy unicorn to be pretty commonplace.
SaltyMaintainer
I’m suddenly curious about your life.....
libaf
His life? Not about the actual stuffed unicorn? I'm suddenly curious abour YOUR life... :P
princepsfury
According to the books, Geralt found it to be awkward at best, no matter how much Yennefer enjoyed it
NoeCarrier
That wasn't a taxidermy. It's just a model. Unicorns don't exist, even in the Witcherverse
KayEhn
Unicorns do exist as called by Yennefer...they believe in everything good in the world. One of the witcher creature posts said earlier.
SpecialLeprechaunFlute
theres unicorns on Skelleg
thericfactor
Ciri is saved by a unicorn in the books. They definitely exist in the universe
NoeCarrier
Ah, there you go, then. I haven't read much of the book series. So rare, they made a sex doll out of a dead one? Respectful!
DontTalkToMeOrMyWaifuEverAgain
I can recall at least 2 instances where Ciri has met a unicorn
NoeCarrier
Yeah, so I have been told. I must get round to reading those Witcher novels. Does Ciri shag any of the unicorns? Are they sapient?
DontTalkToMeOrMyWaifuEverAgain
Nope lmao. One helps her out of a dire situation and the other's kind of just there when she ends up somewhere.
DontTalkToMeOrMyWaifuEverAgain
They appear to be sentient to a degree though I don't think there was any complicated form of communication
libaf
They do, just not in the games (iirc).
NoeCarrier
It could just be a taxidermy horse that they put a narwhal horn on. Easily done.
NoeCarrier
They aren't in the games. I don't even recall an in-game reference. There are lots of Witcher books though, have not read all of those.
CaptCanada
They are the rarest creatures in existence iirc so they're hard to find
NoeCarrier
There is a lot of stuff on the edges of the Witcher canon. Like those lizard men.
Einstein9073
Your life has been very different from mine... I've never met a unicorn, taxidermist or otherwise, much less fucked on top of one.
ForgotMyOtherAcct
Honestly I was so disappointed with this game, I don't know why but the general gameplay just didn't excited me. Based on the way it's
vudak
The combat was so bad it made me drop the game.
ForgotMyOtherAcct
Described here I thought it would be the best thing since sliced bread, but something just never clicked for me, it never felt natural.
thedeg
Probably one of the best games ever, but fuck swimming and getting caught on shit while fighting.
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Could it be that you suck at it?
ForgotMyOtherAcct
Combat was super easy, just mostly repetitive fights against large groups. Finished it on the 2nd highest difficulty and only died against
ForgotMyOtherAcct
Detlaff at the end of blood and wine (I liked blood and wine a good bit more than the rest), honestly it wasn't super hard it just didn't
ForgotMyOtherAcct
Click as much fun as I'd been hoping. There was plenty I liked, it just didn't feel like it came together for me.
BillysLegendaryCrack
I hated dying there, it was a multistage boss fight with a cut scene, that's just intentionally frustrating.
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Blake242
Can I get that in a two-handed version?
Gayforbae
We both know you don't have the weapon for that...
WarWizardPhoenix
Swaggynator387
God dammit Jimmy stop killin ' dem peeps
declaringdankruptcy
Gameking116
Bystandr
FetishAssMaster
He is dead...you burn him alive
Blake242
...well I had that coming! lol
drunkbs
Is that also a euphemism?
YeahBu0y
I just beat this game last week. Fucking masterful game. I've never said "what the actual fuck" irl before this game.
newdoug2017
FC5 is what did it for my friend and I,and we’ve been playing Xbox for 10 years...
Gayforbae
Oh just wait till you get to beauclair in blood and wine.....
loltard
I get that every second time i die in Rainbow 6 Siege.
Zigor22
I can't get into these games because of the controls, inventory navigation, and that the maps aren't labeled with legible town names.
thepicklebucket
You need weirder friends.
YeahBu0y
I have 1 friend, just like everyone else.
thepicklebucket
what the actual fuck??
Phischstaebchen
because...?
YeahBu0y
Are you asking for spoilers or are u saying I should say "what the actual fuck" irl more often
KevinAtWorkDoingNothing
Less than ideal ending?
YeahBu0y
Agreed...? It was a bit anticlimactic. Good on old Geralt though, let him rest ffs. Maybe Ciri will have her own game.
Zellboy
The voice actor for Geralt agrees, IF they decide to do Witcher 4 (they said they aren't) it should be about Ciri
GSCultist
Play the expansions as well. They are great.
ShowMeYourBoardgames
Which ending did you get?
YeahBu0y
the one where everyone is at khaer morgen (everyone poasible anyway), Ciri defeats the white frost, and geralt and Jen shag everyday.
ShowMeYourBoardgames
Same!
MrAppendixX
Can someone tell me whether or not I’m close to the end? I’m about to get Ciri off of the island in Skellige
YeahBu0y
Maybe 2 or 3 more hours if you rush.
KresblainTheMagician
you have a few more hours for sure. THEN the DLC I would highly recommend. Hearts of Stone first then Blood and Wine.
SugarTitillates
I feel like im the only one who didnt like it. The combat felt so unbelievably easy. I got in a scrap with some dudes that were WAY over 1/
SugarTitillates
My level and all i had to do was hit them once or twice and run away. Occassionally i would land an autokill on them at half or more health.
YeahBu0y
If that's your only gripe, maybe you should try a harder difficulty. Its not hard.
SugarTitillates
I played it on death march my second time playing through. All that did was make the enemies take longer to kill occassionally.
YeahBu0y
I modded the game when I picked it up the second time to beat it. Its the easiest thing in the world to do, made combat more enjoyable. Pez
SiIverSoul
The music is great. Especially in uhh.. skellige? The expansions are worth it too.
GPLink
Try Nier:Automata and Hollow Knight. Each are fairly different in gameplay style, but they are very good games and made me what the fuck.
Ilove314159
Mine was the botchling....
YeahBu0y
Same. Geralt is a stronger man than I.
Draevan13
*SPOILERS* For me it was when Geralt puts the baby in the oven. Actually yelled"holy fuck" when that happened.
Caphalor
Really? 5 minutes beforehand they talk about doing something like that. It was pretty obvious nothing bad would happen
YeahBu0y
Side note: YOU put the baby in the oven you sick mf
YeahBu0y
Hail Queen Cerys!
PhoenixQueenAzula
Well that was interesting to read out of context
Gayforbae
Throwing a baby in an oven: never had a decision I thought less about.... Fuckin threw that thing in like a shotput. Lol
eykompis
You get like 3 s to decide what to do with the baby. I finished game before friend, and watched him play this sequence. MANY lulz were had.
Raidenn
Yeah I couldn’t believe I did that but for some reason I trusted her. Turns out she was right.
YeahBu0y
And thats why I chose her to be queen. Long live Queen Cerys!
YeahBu0y
The game did a good job of messing with your BS detector. But I didnt like that they didnt explain how she did it. Foul.
Wmcmwa
Also, trying to avoid spoilers, let person keep thing or don't, pick wrong and oh shit now we are fighting to the death
Flixster
You find out how it (would have) worked if you mess up her plan by refusing to put it in the oven.
Honeybadger2198
It's magic.
YeahBu0y
Is that expicitly said somewhere or did I miss something?
Honeybadger2198
It's just magic dude. Plot magic is best magic. It's like plot armor, except magical.
goblinart
There was a hatch on the other side of the same oven (in the other room).
Gayforbae
Yes, in houses like that the oven was often kept on all the time and doubled as a furnace.
MagpieNI
Huh, really? Here I thought it was a fake baby, like an illusion.
goblinart
Cerys was definitely not a sorceress :)
YeahBu0y
:O thanks Sherlock! Wtf how did I miss that
Euronyme
I chose not to put the baby in the oven and then she explained it. Worked out anyway, and she still got to be ruler.
goblinart
She purposely didn't let you enter the other room until after the whole thing (so that you'd think you're actually killing the baby).
ScienceDiscoverer
I don't care about this game. It think its overhyped.
YeahBu0y
Duly noted fellow traveler, good luck in your journeys.
CrazyCatLad
Which Witcher is this? 3?
KevinAtWorkDoingNothing
Yep.
YeahBu0y
3 yes.
tschallacka
It has 3 ending types. The girl dies, you spend your life with the man stealer, spend your life with your eternal love interest in bathtubs
Gayforbae
Oooh, someone doesn't like triss...
tschallacka
Well she did trick geralt into loving her when he had his memory loss because she was envious. She could have been decent, but no, not triss
tschallacka
I can totally understand Yen for throwing out that bed
Excludos
She helped Geralt, under amnesia at the time, cheat on his girl who also happened to be her best friend..Kinda unforgivable that
Gayforbae
-His girl who geralt kinda love-cursed to always be a part of his life. None of the people involved are angels here...
DontTalkToMeOrMyWaifuEverAgain
Geralt and Yenifer actively sleep with other people in the books. There are 2 separate arcs dedicated to both the people they were fucking