Oct 5, 2017 9:44 PM
MironGaines
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Halloween is right around the corner! Make sure safety is a priority!
sowasvonsowas
Who knew?
cowsarekool
Bon bon boom! That candy is like every Colombian's childhood on a stick!
samuelphipps131337
Free knife!
NotSoIndependentGamer
Make mine a switchblade please.
maybeilikethenaughtychair
I found a needle in my daughters Halloween bag when she was 9. It was from the town trick or treat main st event.
illogicalphallusies
every year some parent wants their 15mins of fame and say their kid got a razorblade or something and it is ALWAYS in the 1pc the parent ate
YesImkazuma
Fucking capsule Corp!
jimzakany
"But there could be drugs in the candy." No one is wasting their drugs on your stupid kid. Simmer down, Karen.
ConcertoForOrchestra
My mom actually did find a pill in my candy when I was younger. I always felt like it was a mistake but it freaked out my parents.
Bluehandsofill
Seems legit...
00lizard
Safety is number one priority!
LovesCounseling
That's very dangerous! I'm glad you found it, OP.
tflorio19500
Now with all those assault weapons out there you never know what danger lurks within one of those Halloween apples. Be vigilant!
You're welcome! Just doing the Lord's work!
SocoFox
I feel robbed. I never got drugs or weapons in my Halloween bag.
RustBunny
Throw out anything that looks tampered with, or if it doesn't look quite right. Many hospitals have x-ray screenings as well. Peace of mind.
atleastyoucansayyoutried
Oh, gosh. Is this real? I don't want my kids trick or treating this year.
GreaterDog
There's a way to check. Normal Halloween candy looks like this: https://imgur.com/n48OJwX
Wobbixx
Not to be confused with a means of sneaking candy into movie theatres. http://data.whicdn.com/images/160220066/large.jpg
harryusta4
Oh my god he obviously put that knife there this is fake
Bootsource
platonicnut
Love those pops
TiredOfMyUsernameBeingMyActualNameSoIChangedIt
What a sick fuck
SpaceballsOne
Seriously, who complains about a free knife !
MoreAshyThanLarry
Remember kids, don't take candy from strangers, except on Halloween when it's all you can eat.
Cngray69
Did you make sure to take the candy away and properly dispose of it?
MotherofVodka
I'd love to throw a party and actually have only drugs and drug candies, because being an adult is awesome.
MavenHayley11
haha
cousteau
Is this for real?
VorpalDoom01
Does it bloody fucking look like It?
It doesn't look shopped
Moonattack100
Yes.
Brant04
Anyone know why people actually do this kind of stuff? They dont even get to see the aftermath if they are that sick. I don't get the point
iamireland
Because it's funny.
[deleted]
Glad he died of lethal injection. Serves him right!
HoneyBunchesOfStoats
I read an article a halloween or two back (I think from the NY times?) that said there has never been a single recorded instance of a
stranger handing out poisoned candy at halloween. Every time a kid's been poisoned by halloween candy it's been their own parent.
Ulthirm
I know down here they caught someone attempting to hand out poisoned ones to specific kids but were caught (turns out injecting stuff into
other stuff like apples or such makes them bruise. WHODDATHUNK)
I'm shocked they even thought the kids would eat apples when there's halloween candy available
sowasvonsowas
Who knew?
cowsarekool
Bon bon boom! That candy is like every Colombian's childhood on a stick!
samuelphipps131337
Free knife!
NotSoIndependentGamer
Make mine a switchblade please.
maybeilikethenaughtychair
I found a needle in my daughters Halloween bag when she was 9. It was from the town trick or treat main st event.
illogicalphallusies
every year some parent wants their 15mins of fame and say their kid got a razorblade or something and it is ALWAYS in the 1pc the parent ate
YesImkazuma
Fucking capsule Corp!
jimzakany
"But there could be drugs in the candy." No one is wasting their drugs on your stupid kid. Simmer down, Karen.
ConcertoForOrchestra
My mom actually did find a pill in my candy when I was younger. I always felt like it was a mistake but it freaked out my parents.
Bluehandsofill
Seems legit...
00lizard
Safety is number one priority!
LovesCounseling
That's very dangerous! I'm glad you found it, OP.
tflorio19500
Now with all those assault weapons out there you never know what danger lurks within one of those Halloween apples. Be vigilant!
MironGaines
You're welcome! Just doing the Lord's work!
SocoFox
I feel robbed. I never got drugs or weapons in my Halloween bag.
RustBunny
Throw out anything that looks tampered with, or if it doesn't look quite right. Many hospitals have x-ray screenings as well. Peace of mind.
atleastyoucansayyoutried
Oh, gosh. Is this real? I don't want my kids trick or treating this year.
GreaterDog
There's a way to check. Normal Halloween candy looks like this: https://imgur.com/n48OJwX
Wobbixx
Not to be confused with a means of sneaking candy into movie theatres. http://data.whicdn.com/images/160220066/large.jpg
harryusta4
Oh my god he obviously put that knife there this is fake
Bootsource
platonicnut
Love those pops
TiredOfMyUsernameBeingMyActualNameSoIChangedIt
What a sick fuck
SpaceballsOne
Seriously, who complains about a free knife !
MoreAshyThanLarry
Remember kids, don't take candy from strangers, except on Halloween when it's all you can eat.
Cngray69
Did you make sure to take the candy away and properly dispose of it?
MotherofVodka
I'd love to throw a party and actually have only drugs and drug candies, because being an adult is awesome.
MavenHayley11
MotherofVodka
haha
cousteau
Is this for real?
VorpalDoom01
Does it bloody fucking look like It?
cousteau
It doesn't look shopped
Moonattack100
Yes.
Brant04
Anyone know why people actually do this kind of stuff? They dont even get to see the aftermath if they are that sick. I don't get the point
iamireland
Because it's funny.
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MavenHayley11
Glad he died of lethal injection. Serves him right!
HoneyBunchesOfStoats
I read an article a halloween or two back (I think from the NY times?) that said there has never been a single recorded instance of a
HoneyBunchesOfStoats
stranger handing out poisoned candy at halloween. Every time a kid's been poisoned by halloween candy it's been their own parent.
Ulthirm
I know down here they caught someone attempting to hand out poisoned ones to specific kids but were caught (turns out injecting stuff into
Ulthirm
other stuff like apples or such makes them bruise. WHODDATHUNK)
HoneyBunchesOfStoats
I'm shocked they even thought the kids would eat apples when there's halloween candy available