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Cords*
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MaleTittySprinkles
I'd call missiles "hitums"
shadann
+1 for your fancy giraffe!
RelaxStack
I've read through the comments. The billboard one isn't getting enough positive feedback.
prolificchicken
#7 why are there feels in my funny
vekcal
Its 'ammy and I'
IAmTheSenate1
Who the fuck pays that much for a mcflurry?
NoIdidntsayAbeLincolnIsaidHeyBlinkin
First one reminds me of when my brother opened a wedding card from our other brother & coins fell out w/$97 in bills
ChinaMike808
Fancy giraffe got to me.
MrDiggySmalls
You and me both. It's so easy to picture it and that makes it that much better!
NineByNine
that.... that felt like a lot more than 15....
SilasKnight01
On my first date with my now husband, I accidentally raised my hand 3 times, just because I had something to say.Apparently he didn't mind.
stuffDrewdrew
I wouldn't mind living in a world where skittles were used as currency
ash2meowth
10002.49 is what i briefly thought the guy was asking for as ransom.
Sampoornavruksh
There's a lot I haven't seen before. Thanks, @OP.
MrDiggySmalls
You are very welcome. It's my pleasure to share the laughs. God knows we need it in this world of ours.
Sampoornavruksh
Touché.
MadVillainousDave
#4 About Tree Fiddy
PORTUGUESETORTURING
It was around this time I realized it wasn't a toilet at all, but rather a 6 story crustacean from the Paleozoic era
InfernoTerra
Gtfo Nessie.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
You ain't getting no Tree Fiddy from me you damn monster.
celestedrake
We need an Imgur Giraffe facepainting now.
steptotheright
+1 for Burton
steptotheright
There's a whole string of Johnny Depp / Helena Bonham Carter movies that are directed by Tim Burton.
MikeMead
hittles
AttackOnPengui
"Well, I'm a gigantic fan" ...punniest shit I've heard all day
XenuWorldOrder
Ab the job? What the hell does th... Oh. About.
allofthesefregginusernamesaretaken
Hey I screenshot and cropped some of this way back when. I feel so honored
IronGravyBoat
Upvote for numbering alone sir
MrDiggySmalls
I figured it'd be easier for you guys to reference if they were numbered! My pleasure!
creepydan
Damnit Dan
Surreal71
Am I the only one that thinks about missiles as missing less?
Idonapostrophetknowmyname
I think it's to do with the miss part of the word, I think.
MrDiggySmalls
I can see it now that you point it out.
breaddough
Soooooo... they should be hittles. ...I can live with that.
AussieMuse
#3 My brother split his head on the edge of the porcelain in his haste to retrieve 10c from a toilet bowl
AussieMuse
#4 even...
Endemic
Phones used to be on chords? I missed that part of phone evolution. Now I want an awesome guitar/phone hybrid dialed by tones on the strings
MrDiggySmalls
Invent that shit and let's make money.
PuppiesGoMeow
. Cuz I'll be on it
HobbitHouse
why would someone who misspells/mis-types a word add letters? odd.
Endemic
I don't think it's a typo as much as mixing up homophones. I consider myself really good about typos and even I have done that a time or two
AnythingMuchShorter
"Hey I just called to ask...DoooOOOooo You FeeeeEEEEL...like I DooooOOO?"
Rat329
Up vote for you. I understood that reference and you have impeccable music taste.
YouCapturedMe
TIL McFlurry's cost twice the amount in the UK as they do in Canada.
BewareTheCrocigator
McFlurrys*
UndeadloverNix
There £1 on the savers menu im not sure why it says there so much more on that post.
Blarjgrhgajhfjdfldghuihfb
Yeah pretty sure mcflurry's are either 99p or £1.29 depending which you get. Don't know where that guy's paying over two quid.
BewareTheCrocigator
McFlurrys*
Rat329
Bruce Wayne had the right idea. Sending a letter to Santa who in marvel comics is the most powerful mutant on record. Too bad Bruce is DC.
SergeantPeppersLonelyHeart
Sauce? I've never heard of this
jackpwns
http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Santa_Claus_(Earth-616) he can manipulate reality and alter memories very precisely with little effort
Rat329
Most powerful mutant in the marvel universe. Haha kinda awesome right? Santa needs his own marvel movie.
DrFreakBerg
Beavers, cause a platypus is a mammal and needs milk to survive when it's a baby. As in adult it wouldn't have to fight for food.
MisterNoName
Yea but people don't throw free bread and popcorn at beavers. Check and mate!
DrFreakBerg
That's fair
MrDiggySmalls
And logic answers the question! Well thought!
DrFreakBerg
Thanks if you are ever held at gun point and asked that question you can use my answer.
MrDiggySmalls
I appreciate it. Ya know I get held at gun point and asked trivia questions more often than people think.
DrFreakBerg
You must be very good at trivia!
MrDiggySmalls
Thanks to people like you I am!
FortressCraft
Phones were on chords, eh?
mighteee
My buddy spells it this way and I'm pretty sure it's just to make me grind my teeth.
oneofthecalled
Despite the misspelling of cords, one could argue that the bells that rang were, in fact, a chord.
TheGame21x
That's one of the spelling mistakes that makes my eye twitch.
HobbitHouse
I had to think really hard what they meant by that to figure it out.
SunderedQueen
I still don't get it
HobbitHouse
cords. corded phones. wall phones, etc.
CptKoolaid
Yeah I usually had mine on A minor.
POOPBUTTMCGEE
I love you
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
I did too, but then it got ran over and now it Bb
Tnhncncnt
I'm not a cop, but I'm pretty sure that's a crime.
longwordnet
*chime
drunkeneedjit
Don't worry, officer! It never got to the D (string)
dingle2dingus
samsonguy920
That joke so lame I had to run it over to B flat.
BigWilldo
That's why you have to C# and look both ways
samsonguy920
You are A# dude.
captainVulgar