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Sep 29, 2016 1:18 PM
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carpebass
pure evil.... ferrorwail
ThisIsWhereIParkedMyCar
Thatllbuffrightout
Woah calm down there satan
DarkTherapy
I usually make chocolate covered onions, on sticks. They look like chocolate apples.
TheyCutTheForestDownToBuildAPieceOfCrap
Someone is gonna call the cops on you. Shitty but true.
TheRealLourd
calm down Satan!!!!!!
potatoesmakemeveryhappy
You Satanic piece of shit.
aurennial
hedgiemomm
denglish5
You are satan
ZugZugAlright
you spelled "April Fools Day" wrong...
CatsReallyDoTasteGoodInStew
Not all heros wear capes.
7snowmen
NewWorldMan
LondonerBoy
You even stuck the little FR stickers back on. You pro, you.
NewWorldMan
diesoz
Pikkupanda
Actually, it's pronounced "Sateen".
Handre13
You evil bastard
theNevets
Some people just want to watch the world burn
SilverKytten
Some people just want to watch the world eat healthy.
leeeroy
I have never seen someone so evil. How can you ???
NewWorldMan
Pikkupanda
GravyTrainOnBiscuitWheels
iHearGreen
Cover it in chocolate
ruferto
you're an evil fucker arent you
TheStewart
I've been looking for an addition to my chocolate and caramel apple surprise. Hint, the surprise is an onion.
NewWorldMan
Cheomesh
Do a few of those mixed in with real ones
RocksRockGetIt
I fucking love brussels sprouts. I'm German so I like to roast them in the oven.
SilverKytten
I also love brussels sprouts. I've not had them oven roasted, though. That sounds good.
Gray808
Cut big ones in half. Toss with olive oil, salt, pepper. Roast at a high heat, 400 or so. The little lost leaves make crispy snacks.
thoushaltnotpass
What else do you like to roast in ovens in Germany?
tomyironmane
It's not that no one in the family likes brussels sprouts, it's just that no one is allowed to eat them...
MrHarrieFuntCase
Oh you god damn monster +1
NewWorldMan
Pikkupanda
Best use of this gif.
TheHuntedSnark
Why not add razor blades and needles while you're at it, you monster?
tomyironmane
Because this is horrible, without causing actual injury or risk, or giving the cops reason to ask you pointed questions downtown.
NewWorldMan
Don't be silly! Razor blades are for the toffee apples
FabulousBadass
You should cover them in chocolate first so people will actually put them in their mouths.
BKColts88
Not to be that guy but is anyone concerned about allergies? Love the idea, I just don't know if the safest
MrBBalloon
SmartHasTheBrainsButStupidHasTheBalls
I know I'm 8 months late, but THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
danzafan37
cattywumpus
I'm bringing these to a Halloween party. Even better than when I put the little foam pumpkins in with the candy ones.
freiman
Calm down Satan
FatGringo
*Brown sharpie
Itsjustfunwigglyscience
GIGGITY.. sorry haha
GhostofCain
Generally for all ball-shaped things or specifically for brussel sprouts?
Sedas
cattywumpus
Cover onions in caramel.
ChaoticWeird
toolazytothinkaboutaname
This idea is f.... great. Pure evil
javierjabanero1
LANGUAGE
NewWorldMan
Oh my god you are an evil genius!!!
Paragon19
I would boil them first too, so they're soft enough to take a full bite before realizing something is up.
Roseria
Don't forget the hazelnuts
Cheomesh
Toss in a few real ones as well.
Tikityler
Why most everyone just gets one. So having some real ones would probably just make a few kids happy. Where is the fun in that?
CraftyBarnardo
Only give a real one to one child in a group, that way they think the other kids are weird
Dolenmorgul
Be prepared to get your house egged
BitchButcher
Don't worry! @OP will stand his ground!
NewWorldMan
Hopefully they dont find out until they get home
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
You sure are a Brave New World, man.
Somanyquestions
Ferreros are pretty rare to get, you bet I'd remember where they came from.
tyfi91
Remember to dip onions in caramel
LokeGroundrunner
Put the bowl outside a neighbors house you don't like and who doesn't celebrate Halloween. Their house gets egged and you can laugh!
StonesOnTheHill
Man, I had already written the reply and I scroll down to see this!? Why you gotta use your time travel powers to steal my ideas? Dick move.
Pikkupanda
Wow. Machiavellian much?!! +1
NewWorldMan
You magnificent bastard! This I will do this! I even know who
Dolenmorgul
where the eggs are in abundance
NewWorldMan
I didnt say it was a fool proof plan
REOSpeedWeed
A shotgun can help
Dolenmorgul
Good luck OP, keep us informed
NewWorldMan
Thanks