Sick jokes for you sick people Vol.2

Nov 12, 2016 3:46 AM

KoolAidKing16

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I Guess #9 offended them enough

9 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

What's black and has eight legs? Gang rape.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Offended by the holocaust joke and stopped reading. It's THAN not THEN you fucking idiot.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My sense of humor is so dark it got shot

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered six offender.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

No, to make a baby float you just takw your foot off of it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Than, goddammit! Get your shit together mate!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Most of these jokes are literally decades old. You're gonna have to be more original than this for half of us. Well, me anyway.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

English! Do you speak it?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yikes +1

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I was getting very impatient w/ how long this was taking to load before I realized the black was part of the image...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

*than

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Non of these offended me. Non of these made me laugh either.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 7

Epileptic throwing laundry everywhere... xD

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Crackers with cheese

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The epileptic and daughter sex are the best two imo

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

3edgy5me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you play Afghanistan bingo? F18, A10, B52, F22

9 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 5

BINFA

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

And hope the yanks don't hit you

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Good old fratricide

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Link for vol 1?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

yes please

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:33 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Fine work, citizen.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How many dead hookers can I fit in my garage?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Another 2 if I move my bike.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Where are all the 'offensive' jokes about white men?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

And here we go..

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

What? You have one?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I shouldn't get so much happiness out of this, but i do.

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 5

Humor is a way to deal with depression. Deeper depression=darker jokes to deal with it. (Something i've been told and also read)

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

DISCLAIMER: Doesn't necessary have to be like that, but it has proved to be a fairly solid correlation(?).

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"...than* the Holocaust..."

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I feel like a significant portion of these sacrifice being funny to be offensive and that kinda defeats the point.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 6

The same reason why Cards Against Humanity gets old after a while...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I find CAH is always fun when played with intelligent people. It's repetitive dick jokes when you play with idiots. It's a nice blend of 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

clever and dirty with the right group.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

true, I play too often with people that only know what third of the cards mean

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sucks when someone reads a really fantastic pun or historical reference but have no idea what it means, so they just go with the poop joke.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How do you circumcise a redneck?

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Kick their sister in the jaw

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm not offended enough.

9 years ago | Likes 223 Dislikes 5

What does the pussy of a dead baby smell like?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The gif is the punch line. It works a bit better in real life.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh ok I get it. My bad. Someone put that gif with the joke bouncing off of me here and have mercy on my soul

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What do parents and pizza have in common?

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 2

What's the difference between Santa Claus and a jew?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When they are black you have nothing to eat.

9 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 2

Whoa, shit! lol

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The direction in the chimney.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The repeated use of "then" instead of "than" has me irritated.

9 years ago | Likes 422 Dislikes 8

#rustled

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasn't there only one joke that used "then"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Oh wait no there was three

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only saw one joke do it....Guess I'll reread a 3rd time...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Found the redneck one...got 2. Can only assume that being from the south I autocorrected naturally.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

me too!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too. So much so, that I fixated on that rather than the rest of these tired and lame "jokes." Not offended though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And than?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yassssss, came to find this comment. I was like, "I Cannot be the only one who noticed he used then eeeeeverywhere"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you talking about volume 1 also maybe? Because using "then" wrong twice wouldn't be close to eeeeeeeeeeeeeverywhere.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It actually offended more than the holocause joke.

9 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 3

Is it holocause you're a grammar nazi?

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

I see what jew did there.

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

I did nazi that coming

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

This post train is a hidden jew-el in a nazi of useless comments.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer?

9 years ago | Likes 587 Dislikes 8

Ash, LMAO

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Pickajew?

9 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 3

Gold!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ash

9 years ago | Likes 734 Dislikes 3

Eyyyy xD

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Made me smile.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am just the right amount of offended. :D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ayyyyy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ZOMFG CANT EVEN

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm not offended enough

9 years ago | Likes 140 Dislikes 1

I don't know what to think about abortions. On the one hand it gives women a choice, but on the bright side it is killing a child.

9 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 2

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How do you kill a retard?

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Hand him a knife and ask, "Who's special?"

9 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Why was 6 scared of 7?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

because 7's a nigger (the original joke)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Because 7 was a registered six offender!

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

My friend doesn't understand #2

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

It means that you can stab babies with a fork, but not bowling balls. It implies brutal infanticide.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

But aren't there holes in bowling balls just for that?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

No. the placement of the holes would make it impossible to push a standard pitchforks tongs into the holes.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Well clearly we need to develop a pitchfork just for unloading bowling balls.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like you

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You like shitty reposts?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I like me too.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0