Darkcruiser
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Feb 17, 2017 12:25 AM
Darkcruiser
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ThePotatoBandit
The beatitudes right?
becktionary
And Jesus said "Fuck you, I got mine."
Zap117
If there is a heaven I would get VIP section
FlyingConvel
Blessed are the cheesemakers
SUPERMAZER
Jesus is not a communist. Don't mistake the things
JBos
So wrong
wildcatfan4life
Why is Trump listening to a middle-eastern religious fanatic?
CandidGamera
Why would conservatives reject "Blessed are the poor"? It absolves you from having to end their poverty, after all.
mysticTaco
ExpectedDickbuttGotDickbutt
donotbeafraid
Funny thing is...these are the verses that one of the religious leaders actually read at his inauguration..
biggwhytey
Shut the fuck up, Donny. No one fucks with the Jesus.
Grubenwolf
http://imgur.com/H2WQH3x
Whatimlisteningto
This is too perfect
Trumpolicious
starbucks68
Fake news
jesusfuckingchristwhatnameisnttaken4
At first I thought this was fake, then I looked it up on snopes.
jesusfuckingchristwhatnameisnttaken4
Behold, the eye of the needle. Blessed be are the needles; for pine giveth forth the soul, and burneth of the bushes. Ecleezelastics, 4:20
Zellacat
Propaganda never stops because masses mindlessly eat it up & allow themselves to be used to destroy others. It is habit forming.
mediaboy911
The level of political frivolity on Imgur nowadays is infuriating!
Zellacat
It would be far worse it it were a propaganda war (a la Alinsky) to undermine the US Constitutional government & drop it "like a ripe plumb'
Zellacat
It would be far worse it it were a propaganda war (a la Alinsky) to undermine the US Constitutional government & drop it "like a ripe plumb'
Drosophilamelanobastard
Well they say bread and circuses are the opiate of the masses.
Darkcruiser
Thanks, you are the first who gets my reference with the title
millicentfrastley
What's that thing that guy said about eyes of needles? Oh yeah. Mark 10:25, Matthew 19:24, and Luke 17:25.
jesusfuckingchristwhatnameisnttaken4
Blessed be are the needles; for pine giveth forth the soul of man, and burneth of the bushes. Ecleezelastics, 4:20
Darkcruiser
What?
jesusfuckingchristwhatnameisnttaken4
Something about rich men can fit through an eye of a needle before getter to heaven. - Jesus probably
IPoopAfterDrinkingCoffee
Sermon on the mount, folks. Live by it even if you aren't religious
The2020ElectionWasStolen
Live by the Golden Rule: Do unto others as they would do unto thee...and get in there first!
LiterallyWorseThanHitler
Generally, I try to go by the very abridged version: Don't be a cunt.
TraitorousTrump3
Or Hwil Hweaton's motto 'Don't be a dick'.
Darkcruiser
Your username suggests otherwise
Hyero
I've heard Hitler liked dogs, so I bet this guy dislikes puppies.
MultiplePersonalitiesProfile
No! I prefer to live by similar traditions, but coming from Druidism, just so I feel more underground :P
IPoopAfterDrinkingCoffee
I'm drunk so I don't give e a fuck
MultiplePersonalitiesProfile
Fair enough.
WhyMustYouHateMyObviouslySuperiorOpinions
Preach man.
Tyrfingur
Thing is, we can't. That's kinda the point. Christ does, though, and, by way of the Holy Spirit, empowers us to be able to.
WhyMustYouHateMyObviouslySuperiorOpinions
I don't believe that. But that is a common Christian belief.
WhyMustYouHateMyObviouslySuperiorOpinions
Obviously we won't obey it perfectly but we choose not to it's not physically impossible.
RedWingsofSteel
Blessed are the cheesemakers?
seije
"yes, well what he fails to understand is that it's the meek that are the problem!"
The2020ElectionWasStolen
for they shall inherit the girth
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturer of dairy products.
msturge
What's so special about the cheese makers?
Doopapotamus
They manufacture cheese, which is necessary to life.
msturge
You have to interpret, he's really referring to the makers of any dairy product.
Darkcruiser
I didn't meant to imply this
IPoopAfterDrinkingCoffee
Have...Have you ever read the sermon on the mount? Or are you illiterate
Darkcruiser
I have read it, but I didn't meant to start a religious debate in the commands. Common sense isn't something that only springs off religion.
Darkcruiser
And what do you mean with "illiterate"? You imply that people who didn't read the Bibel to be illiterate?
Riddick11
Not a good time for a spelling error...
Darkcruiser
AntonioStark
See? Why did you have to throw in the illiterate bit? Completely undermines any point you have to make.
IPoopAfterDrinkingCoffee
No it doesn't
cinemeasctha
Yes it does, You know attack the ideals not the person? You went straight in abusing someone.