What did I just witness? NUMBER THREE!

May 9, 2018 9:25 AM

RomeoEdge

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Mom played by Bruce Jenner action figure

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Too busy noticing the eyebrows

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This might explain how some people manage to spray the whole bathroom with piss, shit and snot in one or two visits.

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Anytime I watch robot chicken I just imagine Seth green in the place of the character. I love that man

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm looking at the tags 'cause I need answers.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You just can’t top Robot Chicken

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nearly a Grand Slam. This is where you also puke at the same time.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where TF are all the Robot Chicken gifs on this site, moar plzzzz

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah, robot chicken, how I miss you

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I haven't seen a robot chicken skit in years

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There is no such thing as number 3? Of course there is: 1+2=3.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

poor little guy

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I always thought of the bathroom stuf to be like file permissions. 1, 2, and 4 were your base and 3, 5, 6, and 7 were the combinations.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 pee, 2, poo, 3 =1+2, 4 vomit, 5=4+1, 6 = 4+2, and 7=4+2+1. I've needed do a 5 once, but have more frequently in my life done a 6, never 7.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I heard the voice of the mother as Lucielle Bluth.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I was just thinking to myself that the mother figure looks like Lucille #1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

robot chicken skits? really?

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+1 for anything Robot Chicken.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All real parents know what a #3 is.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shit for brains? Not anymore.

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We all know it's called tripling yourself.

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#3 is when you throw up feces.

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A number three to me is explosive diarrhea.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought a #3 was when you did a #1 and a #2 at the same time. 1+2=3

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And this is what it's like to raise boys.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v here, take this

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Speaking of, anyone farted or dare i even say pooped while having sex? Had a lovely lady let out a huge fart while i smacked her ass...

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

We just say "hold on I need to fart" maybe giggle, and then move on

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I was between her tits when I tried to slowly and quietly let out a fart, but it was not slow, nor quiet.

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Yep. I tried to blame it on a deflating balloon, but there were none in the room. It put a damper on the mood when we had to flee the room

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Had a guy fart as I was blowing him. I would have laughed it off but it was just too rank.

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Think of it as you were blowing a trom”bone” God that was a bad pun sorry

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Anyone who has had sex more than once has probably experienced a fart during sex.

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I cant imagine there's anyone that hasn't had this happen.

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Virgins, probably.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

can confirm.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*Shuffling through notes* How did I forget the virgins?

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Me bursting out laughing didnt quite help the mood that much...

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Wtf are ypu talking about, that's the best and most natural reaction! If you're not having fun fucking around you're doing it wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If she didn’t laugh, she wasn’t the one.

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One time I was gassed whilst giving the ol' lickaroo.

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queef

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you cant pass of every single fart as a queef. we know you do it.

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Isn't Ol' Lickaroo the name of a town in Australia?

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Iunderstoodthayreference.gif

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Mine would just tell me to come up and we'd kiss while she tried to silently work it out

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That is an elegant solution

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I've gotten poop on my ding dong while having anal sex. It comes with the territory. No big deal though, just take a shower.

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...please tell me you wore a condom

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No. I'm in a committed relationship. Condoms are dirty words in this house! But we are doing more and more prep the more we do it.

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I'm glad you're doing more prep, but the fecal matter in your urethra won't care about your relationship status. It'll just get you infected

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ah usersub ... come for the food stay for the freaks

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You called?

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Theres food?

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Ayyyy!

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Thank you, usersub

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v

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Uh...

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The wonderful thing is that I don't know.

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Thank you Robot Chicken

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Thanks Obama.

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Thanks Thanos

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I've said it before and I'll say it again. This strangely arouses me.

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OMG!!! What is this from?!?!? Please!

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This never gets old. Lmfao

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I do not know the source. Please upvote here to petition that it never be revealed... to anyone ever again.

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I laughed 15 minutes when I saw the movie

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WTF

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The look in his face is glorious.

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The best part is in the scene that is longer he actually tilts his head to look past her to confirm that she did in fact shit on his wall.

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It bothers me that it sprays before she goes forward.... You would never catch it if you only saw it once, but in gif form, it's obvious.

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What's that from?

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