Parenting done right.

Dec 13, 2016 7:26 PM

Oscarwildebastardson

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Narnia

Wasn't this around a year or so ago?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amazing! Don't know how many times I wished for this as a kid, a magical place just waiting to be discovered by me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I seem the conjuring, and i dont like that closet stile

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When they misbehave replace the wardrobe with another one

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Step 1 -- acquire money...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was going to ask if it was in Narnia

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

REEEEEPOST

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Needs a lamp post

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welp we all know what room she's gonna have a lot of "firsts" in.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hopefully she doesn't see "the conjuring"...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's amazing!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was expecting two hands to pop out and clap.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Michael Jackson would approve

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The first thing I thought of was the creepy little crawlspace in The Conjuring

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice, so when there is a fire, they'll hide there and the firefighters wont find them. Or they'll get trapped.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Communicating with your children not to hide there when there is a fire isn't difficult. Yeesh.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

she's a masseuse?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omg I would have loved this so much growing up

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shit, I'd love it now

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Touche'

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Totally awesome! +1 parenting!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like the start of a Disney creepypasta

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Oooooooo! A creepy satyr lures her into a twisted winter forest and she can't find the door again! Anybody good with short stories?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

mommy whats narnia?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't listen to the Negative Nates OP. That is an awesome room!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Except this picture has been on the internet for awhile and it isn't ops. It's a repost.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's going to see some use during her teens....probably

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Repost so...

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

Yea, wife showed me these exact pics a year ago on Pinterest

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

OP didn't actually say it was theirs, did they...?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm getting one...

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You've had all half already!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A kid? Seems like a weird way to announce it but congrats anyway.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It's parents like you that make me feel like I'm failing my children because all I can do is feed, clothe and educate them. Thanks dicknuts

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Too much time on hands I guess

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Seriously just messing about! I think it's beautiful and envy (in a good way) your ability to do this! Well done!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you so much.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just love them. That is all they need. Buying them stuff or fancy rooms won't replace knowing you love them.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"We looked in every room; we didn't find anyone but we could all hear the screams" --fireman, probably

9 years ago | Likes 167 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago (deleted Dec 19, 2016 10:06 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Sheet Rock doesn't stop firefighters

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's dark - just like their daughter after the fire

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

That's also dark.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

What can you do to make your secret rooms easily findable for emergency reasons?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Some municipalities are now requiring notification if you have a "secret room" when you submit the blueprints for licensing. Trickles 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

To the proper emergency responders and (I'm assuming) is listed on your address file to inform responders in case of emergency 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

When I saw the first pic, I was thinking "Fuck yeah, shove 'em in a closet" but this post went in a different direction.

9 years ago | Likes 646 Dislikes 0

"Fuck yeah, some l shove 'em in a closet", take your fuckin +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think my parents read the same parenting book as you ????

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't read a parenting book.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should probably not be a parent, but +1 for making me laugh

9 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 1

My thought was more, the furniture would possibly fall, and kill them. So, somewhere between morbid, and responsible reasoning.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I gotta say, that's pretty fucked up, dude.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Too late. That's why I was "Fuck yeah" and not "Oh no!"

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

No reply has ever resonated with me as much as this one.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I enjoyed every response in this thread. +1s for all!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You know what she's gonna be doing in there in a couple years...

9 years ago | Likes 626 Dislikes 10

Bingo.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bow chicka wah wah

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Taxes

9 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 1

Bingo

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Hacking room?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eating Turkish delight?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Considering how long this has been on the web, she already is

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ye Olde Bean Flickery

9 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 4

Lol

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Wage a holy war against the forces of the great ape?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Masturbating.

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 5

That's the comment I was looking for

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bingo

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

People that go there in situations like this make me raise an eyebrow. It's not a guarantee of issues but I feel it could be a minor tell.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

A little weed or shrooms then the White Witch will show up.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Bingo

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smoking some bowls I rection. Possible bean flicking. You know girl stuff.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

And as punishment, me an officer Rabbit here are going to watch you smoke the whole bag

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

she's gonna be in the closet?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A meth lab?

9 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

Bingo

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

You're goddamn right.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Having her yogurt lid licked?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sperm baptismal.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heeeee heeeee

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

Crack?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Bingo

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Bingo

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Bingo

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bingo

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bingo

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bingo.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

... turn it into a studio and record her mix tape of course. Perverts

9 years ago | Likes 515 Dislikes 3

I assumed you were talking about weed

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No, I was thinking that Bathsheba the witch was gonna jump off the top of the wardrobe onto the child in the middle of the night.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bingo

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yeah, but I heard her mix tape isn't the only thing she drops.

9 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 1

Acid

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Babies

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yeah she dropped a pretty cool party

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Acid?

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

The bass?

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Touch da fishy...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Panties

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 5

The mic, you weirdo.

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

People these days, with their 'panty dropping'

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Sex

9 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 8

Bingo

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

No, not Bingo. Sex.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bingo

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Bongo

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't wanna leave the Congo?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I DONT WANNA LEAVE THE CONGO OH NO NO NO NO NO (no no no no no)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0