RaptorVag
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May 20, 2017 7:00 PM
RaptorVag
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HighImpactSexualViolence
Still slower than the Lord of the Mountain...
GJLewisX
Link the Carrot-Stuffing Maniac - After killing Epona as his first victim after feeding her with a crap-ton of carrots, the doctor is next.
Biteymcbiteface
Don't he showe them up her butt though?
FedoraWearingDragon
Who needs a horse when ive got a freaking boat *windwaker ocean theme starts playing*
LuncheonsAndDragons
I do not condone your use of three separate words in the title. Yikes.
alchemist23
In "Shoot'em Up" Clive Owen kills 101 thugs, 2 of them with carrots like in the last panel
OneCoolFrood
Also you see Monica Bellucci boobs. Conclusion: Shoot 'Em Up is better than this Dorkly comic.
Poodlebrain
As if there's any calories in 1 carrot. 100g of carrots is 41KCal. That's a couple of carrots, which Epona burns through fast enough.
Diddykongkey
Plus if epona turns food into speed she might work on the same physics as the flash and burn the fuel immediately anyways
MrWolfwood
**THATS THE JOKE**
RaptorVag
ShhhshhhSsHhh don't talk sense
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Horses can digest cellulose (could be spelled wrong) and humans can't. Horses get more calories from carrots than humans. A lot more
notsohandsomejack
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You must be fun at parties
Gorgrim
You must be no fun. Ever.
bobstallone
Assuming he doesn't make anyone laught, they'd burn only about 50 calories / hr standing around. That's 122 mg of carrots.
raynre
Low cals, but lots of sugar (compared to other veggies), which stimulates insulin, which can cause fat generation.
heril
As long as there is excess material to be converted to fat.
BearForceTwo
so can literally anything else that can be processed for energy by a body.still need 5Kg of carrots just to meet the energy needs of a human
BearForceTwo
and this is a horse being worked like, well, a horse.
SublimeMacrocosmicMalevolence
Horse digestion systems are actually super volatile, they can die just kinda randomly from extra food from intestines getting blocked
ApocaSnuffleupalypse
That's makes this comic so much worse. You get an upvote.
RaptorVag
We raised sheep when I was younger, we had one kill over from eating too much, it was kind of disturbing finding the bloated body.
Gasseberg
Probably acidosis
SublimeMacrocosmicMalevolence
That must've been sad... With a single horse you might notice weird symptoms beforehand if lucky, with a huge flock it must be pretty hard