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Jan 17, 2016 7:35 PM
remindmelateralligator
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XXXassclown
I have a whole box of treats for dog number three.
lovelygoatmilk
Only 90's dogs will get this
glitterapplesauce
Chinese food AND pizza in one day!? Gosh I wish I was rich.
Zilinos
#1 Looks like, sounds like, and has the same name as a dog I did a rescue for.
SkwidVishus
Stop putting peanut butter on your bum, ma'am...\
ineedtopoopsobad
Dora deserved death.
stoneyman
the bum licker looks so happy about it...
ImUnreasonable
#1 I am confuse, y my hooman put dis in my mouf? - dog
winnebagoman05
Happens to the best of us Duke
perseco
I don't scold my dog for licking my bum in the shower. He's doing me a favor.
doncarlzone
At least the dog had the courtesy to call a locksmith afterward. #canadiancriminal
EpilepticEagle
#2 Stop showering with the door open. Solved
agermanguy
#2 is the best XD
thewhiskeyrunner
Bum licker looks the opposite of ashamed.
FightingFurball
Of course they are all black! #racism
KellinsSiren23
But my dog shaming post only got 36 up votes... :( +1 for you anyways
APersonWhoUsesImgur
tiddersandbacon
Always up vote pugs
astrogeek
Is licking people through the shower curtain wrong?
captaingaymerica
come on, who hasn't locked mom out of the car so they could eat her take-out Chinese food and half a pizza?
Melly56789
I like the one that looks proud.
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
The bum licker
goflyblind
#2 is... is that not acceptable behaviour? i always do that.
thenewjuniorexecutive
Hey, I'm a human and sometimes I do #1
DickWhiskers
Peepee?
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
When the smell is so bad it has to mean your organs have failed. I know that feeling.
Stackalee
Yeah, same with me and #2!
Hobohead
Uh
weefairmousie
Dogs can be shamed, cats don't care, and chinchillas know they're little assholes and take pride in their misdeeds. Tried to shame-post my -
weefairmousie
chin, he ate the post it note and wiped his nose with the shredded remains.
Copperbrat
Why they all gotta be black dogs tho?
JeffreyMarschel89
Flawless logic
SugarSmack
Why do you have both chinese take out AND a pizza in your car?
cupcaker
Asking the real questions
TheReaper95
Well who leaves food and a dog in a car unattended? Really, at that point it's the owners fault, not the dogs XD
IWasGoingToMakeEspresso
Probably got out to pump gas.
cheekybanks
That handwriting in #3 though!
TwelveInchPianist
And the expression on his face.
raptar
That person probably does graphic design, it's based off of (at least by my estimation) the Amatic font, it's really popular right now.
BiddlyBob
Hansel is SO hot right now
raptar
EXACTLY one year later
DanielJonLarge
Pop-a-lock will open a car door for free if there is a dog or child inside. That's actually true.
falala78
Local police will do it where I live
Euthanized
Most I'd ever known of would but tried for a customer at my store recently and was told they were no longer allowed to. Go Cincinnati...
IronicUsername
That's why you should always leave a baby inside your car when you get out. Lose your keys? No problem!
Icythinng
I'm not sure that's how it works, yet it feels so right
SakeJams
Flawless logic