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Feb 9, 2018 9:31 AM
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SithElephant
Going back to sleep after being woken by the need to pee is more hardcore.
Xenarion
I turn on the light at the same time. Works well.
TheJellyKid
jimwormmaster
Yep. I wanted to take a nap after work. It was about 10:30, reset my alarm a couple of times..aaaand it's 8 am.
Wrathrunner
the best thing to do is be reliably late so you can rely on people double checking you are awake 5 minutes before you have to leave.
madjo
Truth, I lost that game this morning... alarm goes off at 6.45. Turned it, next thing I knew it was 8.50
Geo80
The alarm clock is across the room well out of reach of the bed.
LarnRegis
Hint: get saline eye drops and put a drop in each eye after waking up. The cool liquid will moisture the eyes and perk you up much faster.
jrcrescent
I did it today and almost missed a phone interview by a minute
Headstereo
One reason I prefer online courses cause of flexibility of it.
BEAUTYISINTEHEYEWHENYOUHOLDHER
No, the most dangerous game is daring to rest your eyes while driving at 50 mph/kph
MardukRules
I’m about to do this right n
asspickle
how about face fucking a meat grinder?
JokerJeep
Woke up 3 hours late. Boss thought it was funny so I still got my pay even tho I was sleeping
juliana6878
Ain't it just!
DarthShrader
Or not setting it at all.
DadsHumor
Jokes on you, I live for that alarm
mvizzy77
Then you jolt awake, whip your head around to the clock, "OH SHIT."
Crimpwithyourthumb
I did that just this morning. I was late and showed up looking like crap
Sapherno11
That's why they created a Snooze setting oddly enough
Crossark
No, The Most Dangerous Game is a short story by Richard Connell, first published in Collier's on January 19, 1924. The story features a...
metzershmit
I thought the most dangerous game was people?
dazedNconfuzed
...or getting on Imgur.
dazedNconfuzed
Crap, what time is it? Uh oh...
Whynn
Did this during a mid-day nap and was woken by a phone call from my kid's teacher telling me no one had picked him up.. Talk about momguilt!
Mercenarity
I have alarms set every ten minutes through a 24 hour period and just enable a range of times I want to wake up at for any particular day.
ElbowDeepInASnake
Eh I do 15 minute intervals
Sheymus
I did that this morning and only got up thanks to my dog moving in her sleep. Definitely man's best friend/ alarm clock
12inchT
I played the game this morning... and lost!
MasterofWar67
Same :(
iamthisguy247
Me too.
ProfessorSnugglesworth
Me too. 2 minutes late. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
IAmRelevantToThis
I decided to update my phone after the first alarm. Was not a good idea
CrazyCatLad
I didn't even set an alarm and I was wondering why the cats were jumping off the bed. They knew it was time but I didn't.
hotdudecurator
What does losing mean to you? Some would say getting to sleep in more is winning! ;)
Crispymorgan
My boss does not say this.
hotdudecurator
They ruin everything.
waking86
Play chicken with your willpower to get up vs sleepiness.. Yea. I lost that game before
MyTrashCanIsFull
I lost that game this morning.
ecidemon
I lost that game this morning in fact.
daftbehemoth
I lose that game every day... How do I still have a job?
Molder12
Wake up to phone calls about if you’re coming to work or not. Ahh good times
gaaaaalavant
What I tend to do is wake up 2 minutes before the alarm, turn it off so I don't hear the loud sound, then "rest my eyes... zzzzzzz"
JustSomeRandomMan
atbone time i played this game, i closed my eyes for 5 minutes but i woke up 3 hours later
MrGlitchyypants
I've lost that game so many times its not even funny
waking86
And the "I'll just have a 15 minute nap..." Yea. Same ending
Takavos
Everyone loses that game. Cost me a few jobs. Now i have three morning alarms. I get the fuck up now.
SecondHandDeathWish
I've done nothing wrong at work but in certain if I show up one time late or miss a day, I'm fired. Boss man hates me. His boss too...
nominaltoactual2
The bottle won again Randy..- Lahey
TheBrochacho
Rip
FarenDin
Rip!
waking86
I ain't got no cheeseburgers for you Randy!
YOURSTUPIDITYISRAPINGME
BenKen0bi
TheHereticOfPancakes
Ugh. I got a hangover just watching that.
yepidoodles
This is why I have 5 separate alarms over the course of an hour, all with snooze buttons
herooftime9000
Lol. Me too. I feel like I get good sleep sometime in between alarm 3 and 4.
Josherman17
I set 6 alarms with 5 minute snoozes 1 minute apart from each other. They get progressively louder. I always wake up in that 10 minute span.
TwistedNerve08
I have 4 on my phone and my main alarm is a Sonic Alert brand clock that comes with a vibrating thing that you put between your mattress/
TwistedNerve08
/or under your pillow... I still sleep through that sometimes.
GuardsmanMiku
those are rookie numbers, i have like 8 per hour
ShrubNinja
One really loud alarm next to my bed to wake me up, one super annoying mariachi band alarm across the room to make me get up.
UnapolageticallyMe
I always move my alarm clock across the room to force me to get up to turn it ofd
CommanderStrax
Eliwoodthegoothoonter
Ingenious
CloudberryMoose
I had an alarm that shot puzzle pieces around the room to force you to get up and think to turn it off. I discovered that slapping it works.
Mouseatthebottomofthecup
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
CakePopMagnet
I thought I was the only one! 6 alarms for yrs and would still oversleep! Now I take vitamins & jump out of bed everyday before the alarm.
TheIrritableMedic
What kind of vitamins? What I take doesn't seem to do much.
MrRemy
Vitamin A - for amphetamines
Fahargo
did vitamins really help that much
sweetnaivety
taking vitamins alone never helped me but eating a super healthy raw diet did, I was able to jump out of bed energized.. but pizza
spongebobmingepants
I drink a large glass water before bed. when I wake up I HAVE to get up or run the risk of wetting the bed
sweetnaivety
my bladder is too strong for that to work, plus I sleep so deeply I might dream of going to the bathroom instead and wet the bed.
ChainmailleAddict
As someone in a college dorm I want to murder everyone who does this
yepidoodles
Yeah I doubt I'd use so many if I lived with other people
GnomeHomo
Sorry.
FurryKedrian98
My roommate and I got in a fight about this. Then when I only had one alarm we got in a fight about me being late and lazy. Fun times.
Zerocool2319
I’m lucky because my roommates and I all do that.
MaxieMooo
Honestly dude some people need it. If I only set one alarm I'll turn it off and not even realise I've woken up and turned it off.
yepidoodles
Yeah I often do that with my first couple lol
DaisukeAramaki
I've apparently convinced my family I was awake, while sitting up in bed, without ever actually waking up enough to form memories of it.
yepidoodles
That's hilarious, but yeah done that a few times too lol, do it a lot when writing messages too