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Jun 9, 2022 3:12 AM
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ChristopherHallett
Oh no, quite the opposite. There's WAY TOO MUCH god in the USA.
WGG25
the amount of sugar they can eat with supposedly savory food is baffling to me. i don't want
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
Luxor19501
Culinary chaos: When chefs play Frankenstein with food, we get donut burgers and grilled cheese buns. Arteries weep, taste buds dance, cardiologists take notes.
fiddlewheelx
I'd try one if it was one if I had been hard on my diet for a few weeks first.
Eidodk
Europeans don't actually have a habit of looking for a god when they tourist. Most of us don't really care.
gorgeousninja
There are many crimes but sweet tasting bread surely ranks amongst the very worse
ErniesWidow
That's like serving chicken with waffles!
HandoB4Javert
P0oPfAce
The reason they come to America
hypnotoadglory
That entire scene at the parody disney world was absolute gold
DanSapSan
Brave Maeve's Veggie Tacos, just in time for pride month.
IsolatedAsshole
I've had one of those before. Surprisingly good.
sharievan
I knew there was no god in America, not because of their food but because of the giant, enormous holes in their bathroom stalls.
bshodokai
A local restaurant let's you replace a burgers buns with scones if you ask
lordnequam
On a trip, I once stopped at a little side-of-the-road place whose specialty was a grilled cheese sandwich that used donuts in lieu of bread
crackblind
Yesterday morning the first thing my son said to me was "The penis was practical!" and I knew exactly what he was referring to.
DonDerper
GondwanaCraton
*receives text from wife* Eat the fucking octopus
flexstar
McMeowenstein
Canadian here: A restaurant where I live has grilled cheese sandwiches for buns on a massive burger. Mind you it’s a speciality item.
Foxsayy
That's how it starts.
applesforjuice
I make those sometimes. It's delicious. Just extra cheese and bread not really that crazy
jonalexassblast
You tell me where this fucking restaurant is right now, or so help me!!!!
SaltCollector
Hmm, I suppose at that point it's just a quadruple decker sandwich. Or chaotic evil lasagne.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
I remember seeing ads for that but I can't remember where it is. Sounds like a great idea that absolutely killed hundreds of people.
Papabadger
You live in a restaurant? What a good life.
iimplodethings
PictureArchiver
America, the land God has forsaken for there is no love, no grace, no glory, not common human decency.
Murmull
There is no god, and the usa has plenty of all those things, the world is not black and white
PictureArchiver
The US is the land of misery personified. It could provide an excellent life for its citizens but it refuses to. Money reigns supreme!
DogHeadHunter
Gotta love the state fairs deep fried twinki, smothered in powdered sugar and chocolate sauce.
DurendaI
SilentScreamsX
Honestly when I was in America I found it so weird. Like...why is your bread so sweet? Regular ass loafs of bread are basically cake.
joshuNoodleDriver
The cheap stuff sure, but we do have some spectacular bakerys that craft some fantastic breads if you know where to look.
TotaltyNotCIA
it's easier to just stuff processed sugar in your kid's faces after your double shift instead of cooking something they won't eat
joshuNoodleDriver
In the same vein the grocery store I work with sells German bread with a 1 year shelf life.
morelikeconsham
Did you grocery shop for yourself, or did you eat what americans had stocked? I ask because I am not a fan of the sugary brands, but lack
morelikeconsham
the perspective of someone who has eaten bread made in a different country. I feel like the bread I buy is "normal."
Yellowdart49
I've had one. They're...they're not terrible
dan144
I had one a decade ago at a state fair. Funny but obviously a novelty. Now the bar next door has it on their menu. i.imgur.com/TNR8TmW.png
TravelinSoulja
It's good as a novelty. The sweet/savory combo actually works, especially with bacon. But it's not as good as a traditional burger IMO.
PremiumCola
For a country without free healthcare, they sure eat like a country with free healthcare.
BarfMonger
Have to die sometime.
fractal5
The extra large diet coke evens it out.
Jophisaurus
Drink like it too
besn
God left a long time ago...
ThatGermanBlackDude
Oh boy...
icksitzedaundesseklops
WIDERLICH!
ifyoutakemeseriouslythatsonyou
April, April?! Right? Riiiiight???
agermanguy
Oh god nooooooo!
LewdFrog
So macht man sich garantiert keine Freunde...
tirohtar
Ngl, we have burned people at the stake for much lesser offenses.
borderlandsman
God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers?
PhilosophicalHamster
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Not by eating a donut schnitzel, I'll tell you that
monkeyshines
Gaze into the Everything Bagel
Checkmate1989
Leberkäs on a Krapfen? As a Bavarian I would be disappointed and start drinking even more beer...
TituzzzD
*Drinks beer angrily*
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
As a Bavarian, do you need an excuse?
Pelikanmutationsgesang
The horrors of humanity know no bounds. We are alone in a black universe, grappling with the absurdity of existance. Im spiraling bc of this
MadeThisAccountToAnswerQuestions
The Luther
MatixNJ
Cause in Minneapolis?
MadeThisAccountToAnswerQuestions
Indeed!
VaultGirl69
Ham in green beans counts as ham!
HandoB4Javert
hisdudenesselduderino
Gimme some of that itis
umbrellamaker
you can't feed that kind of food to people, it'll case...death
SuperKamiGuru11
I need some pig hooves, hot sauce and 64 pounds of butter
TestyZesticles
Bacon cheddar burger on a glazed donut is an awfully delicious combination. I ran one for a brunch menu and people lost their marbles.
GrumpyOldMillennial
Add a little bit of dark chocolate sauce to the burger and it'll really make them shit their depends
WaitingForTheDrop
There is a place in Iowa that uses breaded deep fried Mac & cheese for a bun. My boss ate it all the time until his doctor told him to stop.
majorminers
I love you!
NaughtButOne
It reminds me of a McGriddle, for anyone who has had that for reference. Very tasty, but definitely not an every day thing.
GrumpyOldMillennial
....says you. Some of us made McGriddles an art form. Steak Egg and Cheese McGriddle is my pride and joy.
PapaGrille
As much as i want to kill my customers some times, I try not to do it :)
GondwanaCraton
If you're serving them a burger with a donut as the bun, it's pretty much passive aggressive murder.
zimirken
I made epic meal times general taonuts and it was really good. (General tso chicken on plain donut)
georgysivtsov8888
Marbles lost, diabeetus acquired
4chanburner2014
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
OverMyDadBody
TestyZesticles
Who needs one anyway
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
AndroidSoul
Who needs God when his creations have clearly surpassed him?
MyleKeville
Frenchie is the best character on the Boys.
HardDoseOfReality
The fuck he is! At least we can agree though he is not the worst
Ricobe9
thetinytraveler
I just love his and Kimiko’s dynamic *chef’s kiss*
tranzepar
M.M. - “Uh-uh-uh. Use a plate.”
FRENCHIE - “But I don’t use a plate when I eat your mother’s sweet and savory vagin.”
Misterdruglicious
Man that russian
Eucrow
I'd date him so fast.
D4rkmatter
Termite for MVP. Real ones know
hickorybakedbeans
MrAcurite
He was in the running for best character in the comics, too.
fknbastard
“Serge!”
TheS4ndm4n
Not the termite?
syntheticgod8
Except he's Russian??
DukeSliscus
Has he describes his hometown yet? I haven't watched the series but enjoyed the comic.
DonDerper
The disrespect to Monsieur Charcutier
ThisUsernameIsTaken123
"If you wanna watch me having a wank, it'll cost you a tenner" I had to rewind cos I was laughing so hard I missed the next 30 seconds
DonDerper
The gigantic balls on Butcher saying that to a literal living God lmao
DePhyler
Mine is Mother's Milk.
ilovedogknots
No kimiko is
IUpvoteEveryNicholasCageGIF
The Female of the Species is the best. Face ripping scary but also very likeable.
SilentScreamsX
Agreed. Shout out to Karen Fukuhara for being able to project so much character without speaking.
DonDerper
Her face is just so damn expressive. Love her little smirks in between expressions lol
BronkLuonk
Nah black noir is. But sometimes I wish he wouldn't talk so much
DogHeadHunter
Na it was Timothy.
SeanBeanJovi
F
ThisUsernameIsTaken123
It's amazing that the others get a word in at all
Mycologics
Black black?
sgnight13
That's the joke, yes
ContentCup
They fixed that
SheepySleepySmuggler
OMG!?!? They killed him???
Frankmate
Flashbacks ?
jackal12345
Weird they made him black, like I know this was a departure from the comics but that's a huge plot point.
FUKYU350
What..... Are you serious? That's fucking stupid. Not because he's black but because this show is truly truly garbage with the writing now.
jackal12345
Everytime a show diverts from the source material it goes to hell, honestly I'm just watching some clip outta morbid curiosity
FUKYU350
Downvoters are stupid....He's a clone of homelander. Can't change race as a clone. They now CANNOT do the comic story at all now.
MikeCheeseModel
Homelander is imo
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
I browse internet smut on the regular but his various kinks are revoluting. I just loathe and hate the character. top performance.
neyanamusic
Best. Casting ever
SilentScreamsX
The most perfect casting for sure.
metalrulercid
He represents imgur. "I can. Do. Anything. I. Waaaaant"
RXJ235231
More like he represents July 29 Imgur
metalrulercid
Also Christmas imgur though
fknbastard
I mean he’s a character for sure. Got that thousand yard psycho stare fucking NAILED
FourLegsGood
He did in season 1 and 2. It was subtle and therefore realistic. He started to over-act in season 3. It's breaking immersion.
DanSapSan
I disagree, because the character in the show is becoming unhinged. Doesn't hide himself like he used to.
FourLegsGood
Yeah, no, that's not how unhinged looks in real life. Meet more people.
freeloaderr
Yo it takes some acting to make you believe he might just be a psycho in real life!
jonalexassblast
Instead he seems like such a sweetheart.
dontfloatmygoat
I’ve heard bad things. I don’t want to deep dive too much
UsernameNeededPleaseProvide
I feel like the Chef he assaulted would not agree.