Nov 29, 2018 8:57 AM
cfrost37
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CPTWildBillKelso
lickthismiff
I've had this tab open in the background for a while and I keep looking at it and going, "oh I have a message on imgur". I'm not smart.
chikichikiyei
Big deal, I knew her when she was only 1982015 and she had a much richer conversation.
ReusableBastard
Thats Cat
Magyarharcos
I can't fukken believe she didn't even care about the cat. Hahaha
Hamsterwitherectiledysfunction
The point of these bots is for them to get you to click some shady link in the end to "watch her" is it not? Or have I completely misunder?
battery1979
Nah that's the point.
AlteR11121
"the good old wb cam"
sackofmeat
Hours to butcher a cat? ...I'd guess 15 min, but the 1st step is "skinning" ...& we all know there is more than one way to skin a cat.
That's because you do sloppy work
expfarrer
https://media.giphy.com/media/QkU11CCiyBGWk/giphy.gif
whataburgerlol
The messages at the end all being consecutively shorter is really satisfying to me.
jttar
That pussy got burned
humaneffigy
You have to put work in for naked strangers on the internet.
sheeatsherpeasoneatatime
This made my day
userfriendly19777
Looks legit
SkamanSam
I have that exact cat!
rbudrick
He's gonna slay that pussy.
Paoloc0mments
So how did the cat taste?
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
ExplainThisJoke
yah, why wouldn't you think she was real? Her name is babi and she was born on may 66th 2018!
ROBOTvsMAN
My kind of post.
zeroexistence
Fun fact : babi means pig in Indonesian language.
Chloesaurus
I've had some bots recently that are just getting lazy. They say like two "words" with a comma splice between them followed by a bit link...
N1c380085
Wow now they come with their own #DramaticBackstory
ThreeDog369
1/3 This post reminds me of living next door to my aunt and her dipshit husband. He used to constantly complain about my dogs barking and...
2/3 cats shitting in his backyard. He’d throw it over the fence like an idiot. One day he got real pissed off when he opened up his bbq...
3/3 to cook and found a big piece of cat shit in the middle of the grill from the neighbor’s kitten crawling up inside to lick the drippings
jaderock
Now this is mildly interesting
40ozinmylapandimfreezinmyjunk
Ok, the image of the cat literally made lol, take your +1
RandAIFlagg
Same, I was smirking the whole time but then the cat in the grill had me rllin
DesolateMirror
LLOL
BURNtheZEPPELIN
Great username +1
Thank you!
Haha you a Picard fan?
For some reason didn't see this comment until today but in response to your question, who isn't? Haha
Very true lol
DrMalcolmBetrugerUAC
Love, babi5662018
SpasticTactician
Is she single? Is she in my area?
Valkyr1987
As a matter of fact she is, but only if you don't have an ad blocker
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
The fact that everyone knows what this is means we all probably watch to much porn...or not enough.
GiftedMagnet
AND h0rny?! today’s your lucky day
fbutt09
PornHub ads are adamant that she ticks both boxes.
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
Something i've always wondered about pornhub. Surely they mwould prefer if regular companies ran ads, so why don't I see any?
DoctorLucario
LOCAL
MarkusJunnikkala
Depends. Are you using Adblock?
Naeaes
"Hi, I live in [anonymous proxy] too! Wanna meet?"
JimNeverHasASecondCupOfCoffeeAtHome
Holy shit you are in luck
UncleBiscuits
She's both!
scottbTerror
Why yeah you know she is. Just yesterday I found one in my area and I'm 60 miles off the coast in the gulf of Damn Mexico lol.
AsAHistorian
I'm impressed with your internet provider!
Internet is no real challenge on an oil rig.
NinjaCongo
It's them mermaid hoes
BigTex1
Does anyone actually fall for the bots? They’re so bad.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Maybe like young teens who are naive and horny?
Odmanra
You ever heard of religion? People will believe anything!
Gonna need a little less edge there champ.
Mumalot
And then have wars over "my ImaginaryFriend can beat your ImaginaryFriend!".
GCRust
https://imgur.com/onEewJt
DickMercenary
Bit edgelord but..
in a few years the bots might have developed self awareness. Then shit will get Turing-test interesting.
SarahTheCuteVixen
i always fail that one,
oh, ok. Interesting wether you're a bot or human.
it doesn't matter really, humans have so many similarities to androids the only difference how they are built
Masterbuilder85
The time mainly depends on how you skin the cat..there are multiple ways you know..
dtleanne10
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
SirSciencewastaken
PaintYourWagon
If I've learned anything from RDR2 it can probably done in just a few seconds provided you didnt kill it with a shotgun or dynamite.
CursedScripture
There are several different ways. The garden hose method works well. Just shove garden hose up it’s butt and the cat just skins itself.
muurkybrown
"Four... there are four ways to skin a cat." https://youtu.be/cUcjn1CuRZI
Rizz010
That was my favorite scene in the whole show.
Agreed. I quote the "tougher than it look though" line to my wife all the time. Gets a laugh like a quarter of the time.
AawesomeAardvaark
Really? How many?
PossiblyATank
OVER 1 THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND
tzk132
More than one.
Trustmeimaprofessional
At least two
Stensticles
Well, you're not wrong
CPTWildBillKelso
lickthismiff
I've had this tab open in the background for a while and I keep looking at it and going, "oh I have a message on imgur". I'm not smart.
chikichikiyei
Big deal, I knew her when she was only 1982015 and she had a much richer conversation.
ReusableBastard
Thats Cat
Magyarharcos
I can't fukken believe she didn't even care about the cat. Hahaha
Hamsterwitherectiledysfunction
The point of these bots is for them to get you to click some shady link in the end to "watch her" is it not? Or have I completely misunder?
battery1979
Nah that's the point.
AlteR11121
"the good old wb cam"
sackofmeat
Hours to butcher a cat? ...I'd guess 15 min, but the 1st step is "skinning" ...& we all know there is more than one way to skin a cat.
cfrost37
That's because you do sloppy work
expfarrer
https://media.giphy.com/media/QkU11CCiyBGWk/giphy.gif
whataburgerlol
The messages at the end all being consecutively shorter is really satisfying to me.
jttar
That pussy got burned
humaneffigy
You have to put work in for naked strangers on the internet.
sheeatsherpeasoneatatime
This made my day
userfriendly19777
Looks legit
SkamanSam
I have that exact cat!
rbudrick
He's gonna slay that pussy.
Paoloc0mments
So how did the cat taste?
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
ExplainThisJoke
yah, why wouldn't you think she was real? Her name is babi and she was born on may 66th 2018!
ROBOTvsMAN
My kind of post.
zeroexistence
Fun fact : babi means pig in Indonesian language.
Chloesaurus
I've had some bots recently that are just getting lazy. They say like two "words" with a comma splice between them followed by a bit link...
N1c380085
Wow now they come with their own #DramaticBackstory
ThreeDog369
1/3 This post reminds me of living next door to my aunt and her dipshit husband. He used to constantly complain about my dogs barking and...
ThreeDog369
2/3 cats shitting in his backyard. He’d throw it over the fence like an idiot. One day he got real pissed off when he opened up his bbq...
ThreeDog369
3/3 to cook and found a big piece of cat shit in the middle of the grill from the neighbor’s kitten crawling up inside to lick the drippings
jaderock
Now this is mildly interesting
40ozinmylapandimfreezinmyjunk
Ok, the image of the cat literally made lol, take your +1
RandAIFlagg
Same, I was smirking the whole time but then the cat in the grill had me rllin
DesolateMirror
LLOL
BURNtheZEPPELIN
Great username +1
40ozinmylapandimfreezinmyjunk
Thank you!
BURNtheZEPPELIN
Haha you a Picard fan?
40ozinmylapandimfreezinmyjunk
For some reason didn't see this comment until today but in response to your question, who isn't? Haha
BURNtheZEPPELIN
Very true lol
DrMalcolmBetrugerUAC
Love, babi5662018
SpasticTactician
Is she single? Is she in my area?
Valkyr1987
As a matter of fact she is, but only if you don't have an ad blocker
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
The fact that everyone knows what this is means we all probably watch to much porn...or not enough.
GiftedMagnet
AND h0rny?! today’s your lucky day
fbutt09
PornHub ads are adamant that she ticks both boxes.
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
Something i've always wondered about pornhub. Surely they mwould prefer if regular companies ran ads, so why don't I see any?
DoctorLucario
LOCAL
MarkusJunnikkala
Depends. Are you using Adblock?
Naeaes
"Hi, I live in [anonymous proxy] too! Wanna meet?"
MarkusJunnikkala
JimNeverHasASecondCupOfCoffeeAtHome
Holy shit you are in luck
UncleBiscuits
She's both!
scottbTerror
Why yeah you know she is. Just yesterday I found one in my area and I'm 60 miles off the coast in the gulf of Damn Mexico lol.
AsAHistorian
I'm impressed with your internet provider!
scottbTerror
Internet is no real challenge on an oil rig.
NinjaCongo
It's them mermaid hoes
BigTex1
Does anyone actually fall for the bots? They’re so bad.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Maybe like young teens who are naive and horny?
Odmanra
You ever heard of religion? People will believe anything!
BigTex1
Gonna need a little less edge there champ.
Mumalot
And then have wars over "my ImaginaryFriend can beat your ImaginaryFriend!".
GCRust
https://imgur.com/onEewJt
DickMercenary
userfriendly19777
in a few years the bots might have developed self awareness. Then shit will get Turing-test interesting.
SarahTheCuteVixen
i always fail that one,
userfriendly19777
oh, ok. Interesting wether you're a bot or human.
SarahTheCuteVixen
it doesn't matter really, humans have so many similarities to androids the only difference how they are built
Masterbuilder85
The time mainly depends on how you skin the cat..there are multiple ways you know..
dtleanne10
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
SirSciencewastaken
PaintYourWagon
If I've learned anything from RDR2 it can probably done in just a few seconds provided you didnt kill it with a shotgun or dynamite.
CursedScripture
There are several different ways. The garden hose method works well. Just shove garden hose up it’s butt and the cat just skins itself.
muurkybrown
"Four... there are four ways to skin a cat." https://youtu.be/cUcjn1CuRZI
Rizz010
That was my favorite scene in the whole show.
muurkybrown
Agreed. I quote the "tougher than it look though" line to my wife all the time. Gets a laugh like a quarter of the time.
AawesomeAardvaark
Really? How many?
PossiblyATank
OVER 1 THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND
tzk132
More than one.
Trustmeimaprofessional
At least two
Stensticles
Well, you're not wrong