Humpty Dumpty part 2

May 21, 2016 4:12 AM

me irl

Damn that kid's got game.

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When u blaze so much your short term memory is crap and share the same meme twice in one post.

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RIP Mary Anne Alfriend

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#51 like we really needed the circle to see...

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3 hot girls are hot

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Did Kelly Rowland really use excel?

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i would have got some more skittles and ate it in front of that little shit!

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Speaking of campers on nuketown, yesterday I learned there's a travolta taunt in Black Ops 3.

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Niggas be like...incomprehensible?

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I was gonna up vote, 'bur' I couldn't.

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Any Christian singles here? ;)

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Me lol

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Use the Dingo with FMJ and just wipe out everyone in that stupid second floor bedroom.

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It seems your parents also hated to wear condoms. Unfortunately.

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That dude missed out on banging Mia.

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Wasn't the last time I saw this, it was a shirtless black dude?

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At least find an unknown pornstar!

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#23 is actually a picture of a man making amends w/ his out of touch son after the man's young daughter had died in a car accident

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Man that adam sandler one actually made me a little sad

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The kids player level is maxed out so early in the game

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To be fair, my pitt has never bit a human... Though she did kill a cat the other day but only in self defense

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This was a good one

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Eat dirt.

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too real

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#53 what the dduck

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Don't be kidding me. Your voice like Green Lantern.

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Is that real???

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More than meats the eye...

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Probably should have asked before you jerked it.

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the risk is part of the fun though.

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Now I see it's one person and not the Kardashian sisters and their brother.

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As a woman, I hate how some men make better looking women than I do.

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Make up skills waaaaaaaaay better than mine. Fucking unfair lol

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Is #10's nose real?

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I don't think so, and I sure hope it's not

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The first one isn't jealous, he's green with envy. Come on people...

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Or I guess it works both ways doesn't it?

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I'm jealous of HIM. Those PJs, man! (I guess it's actually envious, but come on...)

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Source on the woman on the street in the middle of a fight, screaming?

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Daaaaaaamn. She ate that sucker punch like it was nothing. But that last reverse hit before speeding off, wow. Just wow.

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Thank you kind sir

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What's the last one?

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DON't touch! Going to Outback tonight

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The Air Monarch. For middle aged dads and people with special needs.

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#72

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Cultural deficiency

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An episode of How its made: your brother. Because dad's getting his dick wet tonight.

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I thought it was a joke about playing defense(?) in basketball, "shining glass"

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commenting because I don't want to scroll to the end #72

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Cultural appropriation

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Shit that white people do.

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Dad cleaning his fancy Nike shoes for a night out on the town at The Outback Steakhouse with his woman cause it's $5 steak and shrimp night

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You put a lot more into that interpretation than I was willing to. +1

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But for real is 5$ steak and shrimp night true?

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No. Work at an outback. Although a 5 oz sirloin with 4 coconut shrimp and 2 sides is $15.49.

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Ahh gotcha, as a 24 year old who goes there for my every birthday mostly for your salmon and homemade(?) whipped cream, tanks for everythin!

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People are dumb. The son cleaned his shoes so they're super white & thus, cool. The dad texted Son to ask dafuq is with the shoes & cleaner

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Wrong. Son texted dad

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Text is prob fake anyway. Feel bad for those who have dads who care that much about a pair of sneakers & think Outback is fancy. Uncultured

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I don't think of it as fancy myself, but a lot of our clientele aren't very well off and OB is a very special occasion.

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I work at outback. For some people, it is fancy. It's considered the high end of casual dining. I've seen proposals happen there.

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