Dec 14, 2020 3:13 AM
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UnseatedBean
This is some dumb shit.
DorotheaDix
Kylo was never a sith
TLArts
Love how even after hating the last trilogy, you can't deny Adam Driver I mean, ya gotta love that guy.
drkduckla360
Errr grot needs to speak properly
Etereo
Oh, don't worry, they will milk it for all hey can
PassiveCommenter
The one youngling not even anakin could kill.
thewiggins
All be proceed'n to meesa deisgns
Iatesomecoffeecups
Mando would kick Kylo Ren's ass
yamatto
the baby yoda show is as far as the timeline progresses, tfa etc are palps hallucinating as he falls to his death.
bradmo
Lol lol XD
Imadethisaccounttopost
Kylo was a fallen/dark Jedi, he was never a Sith lord, nor was he trained the ways of the Sith.
Allazaarste5ta
#1
TweakerTheBarbarian
*fursty, I am
Chakra5
a good point, you have
endmostchimera127001
We don't know if grogu has the same speech patterns as Yoda, maybe he'll speak normally
Sauroctonus
And Yoda only spoke "backwards" half the time.
GoofusMcDoof
Kylo Ren qas best part of those movies
BandicootCounterbalance
We all know why they want Grogu? Don't we? They're clearly leading to Snoke.
fiddlewheelx
Not a Sith, but a Dark Jedi
Cebrail
I just can’t get over how ugly Ren is, it’s almost as bad as that freaky vampire guy in twilight.
DrKonrad
Like we say in France, "une mandale ou rien"
saberwarthog
"deux mandales ou rien" :D :
EarlTupacJr
Which means ?
It is slang for a big slap in the face
Ce n’est Rein
raknor88
Actually I read a theory the other day that The Mandalorian in the title refers to Grogu and not Din. The story will be Grogu's 1/
journey from child to foundling to a full fledged Mandalorian and possibly inheriting Din's armor as Grogu grows and outlive Din. 2/2
One assumes it's the Bestar Steel that counts (although that armor is sweet), and it get's melted and recast for whoever will wear it.
lizardbones
unlikely, since it'd take a major time skip for that, and by then we'd be in the same time as the 3 new films
pravetz
They made a third movie? After the second one destroyed every bit of story the first one introduced?
Ventorath
Yeah and it was just as bad as the 2nd one.
If you would have told six year old me that there was a ninth Star Wars movie and I wouldn’t even watch it, I’d have exploded
death4665
Mandalorian looked promising but I lost all interest when baby yoda was introduced
iamthisguy247
So with the very first episode?
Pretty much yeah
thisislwiay
So edgy
didyouseewhatgodjustdidtousman
You have done yourself a disservice, friend.
Foureyebrows
"I'm a sith Lord!" No, you whined a bunch and died after becoming slightly snarky.
Panserclaw
As much as his character whined, he fucking carried that trilogy on his back up a mountain, great actor he is.
I like the actor a lot, and it was nice that he got actual character growth. I thought the last movie was a bit of a mess, though.
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
I will never stop being mad that the one line he got as Ben Solo was "Ow".
PGTipsMonkeh
However, he did inherit his father's iconic shrug
He never claimed to be Sith though? I was really disappointed, bc I thought the direction they were going in was to move past the the
I think the second movie did a great job of fleshing him out, and the 3rd suffered from too many hands and Disney playing it safe.
ideologies of the Sith and Jedi. I think the problrm is that ppl were expecting Darth Vader 2.0, and Kylo was just a kid that heard voices
all his life, blamed for murders he didn't commit, then continuously tortured by Snoke. I'm not sure he ever truly chose the dark side.
getmo
Watched the first 3 1/2 episodes of Mandalorian last night. It was like watching somebody else play a video game. Dunno if that's good or /
/bad, just know I'd rather play the Mandalorian video game myself than watch somebody else play. Had a dream about playing the game, and /
/was disappointed when I woke up to remember it's just a show. And that I'd have to play a different space game, cause that one looked cool.
SaturnineCult
I kind of agree with that, it mostly feels like someone doing side quests with easy difficulty setting. Better than sequel movies still.
I guess, if you like watching someone else play a video game. (Which is pretty popular nowadays.) But I don't really. It's the weirdest /
/ thing, I've never been able to say this about any movie or tv show before. There's 1 character. Everyone else is NPCs. Every scene, even /
/ 3 1/2 episodes in, if they start showing other characters making discussion, I say aloud "if this is the first scene without the Manda-
-lorian in it-" right as he walks in. There are LITERALLY 0 other characters. (AFAIK, thus far.) Even after he steals baby yoda back, the /
Allusernamesaretakensoichoosethis
My thought exactly when starting the show. A quest, power-ups, missions, I couldn't help thinking this story started off as a game, but as..
...filming the cut scenes/storyboards progressed Disney exec's thought "hey this could be a tv-show" on its own!"
I suspected it early on, then as the show went on: there's only one character in the show. The rest are NPCs. Baby Yoda discovered! /
/ New pet added. It literally just follows you around, even when it isn't useful. Literally a scene after Mando's shuttle gets stripped, /
/ while he's climbing on their tank, snaps to show the baby yoda carriage is still automatically following; not doing anything.
monkeyfly
My least favourite part of the starwars fandom is the cringy subculture of baby Yoda. And that was a low bar to limbo under.
Clearly ruffled some feathers that believe you must love pop culture in its entirety.
Zreen
I'm guessing you didn't like Galaxy Quest
I enjoyed Galaxy Guest. Why wouldn't I? It's kind of a classic these days.
I spend a lot of time talking with my friends about trying to understand social media. This stuff keeps me up at night.
graehall
I had avoided The Last Jedi because of the complaints about it. I watched it a few months ago. Damn, it was fun. Some folk love to complain.
MelfsAcidArrow
I haven’t watched it yet, just hadn’t gotten around to it. Maybe now I will!
That movie legitimately frustrated me. It's okay if you turn your brain off as mindless entertainment, but it was not a good story IMO.
Himser
Better story then TFA and TROS....
keggyfulabier
Best of the sequels, if only they had expanded on it instead of bringing back JJ
Tfa was fine, but rehashed. TROS was just as bad as TLJ.
JorgeLourenco
It was hot garbage. They trashed Star Wars just to “subvert expectations”.
redmangc
Up to the sequels star wars was a series with 2 good movies and 5 bad ones. It was already in the dumps and i LOVE star wars
Explain to me how they "trashed Star Wars", and what this subversion of expectations was in practice?
Erased Han’s character dev and made him a deadbeat dad. Turned Luke from hopeful optimist to attempted child murderer. Mary Poppins Leia.
No originality to the point that characters joke in the movies about hour unoriginal everything they’re fighting is.
Bend over backwards to make male characters look weak, incompetent, petulant or plain evil.
GoldFrieza
lol someone like me. Dude it's been the same for 40 years. Ppl fucking HATED the Ewoks and bashed episode 3 in the 80s .
I Have literally never in my life read a single positive comment about any Star Wars movie. It's a meme to hate the movies
even Empire?
I've seen neutral comments about it. I guess the same ppl hated Game of Thrones season 7 & 8. I loved season 8.
I feel like that explains a lot about you
Star Wars is a great, fun movie, Empire is the perfect extension of it
U did it. The 1st positive Star Wars comment I think I've ever read. It's neat to see this
ITellBadPuns
After watching the new trilogy, I'm thoroughly convinced Ren was meant to be the protagonist and then they wussed out on having an evil one
boevis
Hahahahahahaha, you watched Episode 9? You must feel so embarassed.
PhloydPhan
That would have been much more interesting than what we got. That’s a low bar, sure. But still.
Still, while I don't think it worked, it was intriguing to see a developed villain against a one-dimensional hero, instead of vice versa
Lambast
I thought it would be about a reformed Stormtrooper trying to save his former comrades from their indoctrinated bondage.
AnythingMuchShorter
That's another intriguing storyline they opened up the possibility for and then never used.
Moguntia
There is a new trilogy? I refuse to believe you
GlenL
It felt like each movie was written by a team of writers who weren't allowed to talk to each other.
DevonGronka
I'm thoroughly convinced it was just lazy writing that banked on rehashing "Lucas's Greatest Hits". Palpatine wasn't that interesting of 1/2
GrandProtectorDark
Don't forget that "clone emperor creating a secret new empire" was EU content too
a villain that we needed 9 whole movies about people fighting him. And if he was, you would think they could develop his character just a2/3
tad instead of just "creepy man in robes!! woooooo! so scarryyyy!!!". It was lame.
I felt like after Last Jedi, seeing Kylo become supreme leader without Snokes guidance was more intriguing than bringing the Emperor back>
Last Jedi was just a big middle finger to anyone who watched Force Awakens
henrydaniels12
It was a big steamy dump of poo on the franchise as a whole lol The Mandolorian saving it
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
On its own TLJ is a good movie, but as part of a trilogy it’s hot garbage, ignoring a bunch of TFA ideas & plot lines JJ tried to fix in RoS
pritolus
It's not though. It's full of characters making idiot choices because the writers couldn't think of a better way to force the plot where >>
>> they wanted it to go. God damn casino bs wasting half an hour on fucking nothing, and an even worse chase/mutiny arc that could have >>
You misspelled TFA
RageMojo
LOL, whats this "meant to be" stuff? They didnt plan out one thing, NOTHING. And JJ and his stupid mystery box have never finished a story
MeowWoof
All it needed was a polar bear.
ToastedVanilla
Absolutely this. Switched to a different director and didn't have a coherent finished product from the start. Just a setup.
Set up that became a waste of time when Rian threw it all out the window. Not creatively or anything, just disregarded everything.
Jusmar
Rian really really fucked it all up.
Yeah, TLJ was a fucking dumpster fire. Not awful, but boring, drawn out and it really fucked over everything TFA set up. Also, fuck that >>
You throw out the garbage JJ leaves behind. Hes OK for one off movies. But overall a terrible director
GazongaGizmo
If they'd've let Trevorrow realize his Ep 9, it could've validated 8 for forcing (hehe) something original. KatKennedy was too cowardly.
RenegadeSci
Rian couldn't throw out what wasn't there.
I hated his film, but the more I think about it, the more I realize it was just showing me how shallow Star Wars really is.
Mopey
I think what truly fucked the trilogy was letting JJ come back. It's like he just ignored TLJ and made a super long final film.
levelfivedetentionblockaa23
UnseatedBean
This is some dumb shit.
DorotheaDix
Kylo was never a sith
TLArts
Love how even after hating the last trilogy, you can't deny Adam Driver I mean, ya gotta love that guy.
drkduckla360
Errr grot needs to speak properly
Etereo
Oh, don't worry, they will milk it for all hey can
PassiveCommenter
The one youngling not even anakin could kill.
thewiggins
All be proceed'n to meesa deisgns
Iatesomecoffeecups
Mando would kick Kylo Ren's ass
yamatto
the baby yoda show is as far as the timeline progresses, tfa etc are palps hallucinating as he falls to his death.
bradmo
Lol lol XD
Imadethisaccounttopost
Kylo was a fallen/dark Jedi, he was never a Sith lord, nor was he trained the ways of the Sith.
Allazaarste5ta
#1
TweakerTheBarbarian
*fursty, I am
Chakra5
a good point, you have
endmostchimera127001
We don't know if grogu has the same speech patterns as Yoda, maybe he'll speak normally
Sauroctonus
And Yoda only spoke "backwards" half the time.
GoofusMcDoof
Kylo Ren qas best part of those movies
BandicootCounterbalance
We all know why they want Grogu? Don't we? They're clearly leading to Snoke.
fiddlewheelx
Not a Sith, but a Dark Jedi
Cebrail
I just can’t get over how ugly Ren is, it’s almost as bad as that freaky vampire guy in twilight.
DrKonrad
Like we say in France, "une mandale ou rien"
saberwarthog
"deux mandales ou rien" :D :
EarlTupacJr
Which means ?
DrKonrad
It is slang for a big slap in the face
EarlTupacJr
Ce n’est Rein
raknor88
Actually I read a theory the other day that The Mandalorian in the title refers to Grogu and not Din. The story will be Grogu's 1/
raknor88
journey from child to foundling to a full fledged Mandalorian and possibly inheriting Din's armor as Grogu grows and outlive Din. 2/2
Chakra5
One assumes it's the Bestar Steel that counts (although that armor is sweet), and it get's melted and recast for whoever will wear it.
lizardbones
unlikely, since it'd take a major time skip for that, and by then we'd be in the same time as the 3 new films
pravetz
They made a third movie? After the second one destroyed every bit of story the first one introduced?
Ventorath
Yeah and it was just as bad as the 2nd one.
pravetz
If you would have told six year old me that there was a ninth Star Wars movie and I wouldn’t even watch it, I’d have exploded
death4665
Mandalorian looked promising but I lost all interest when baby yoda was introduced
iamthisguy247
So with the very first episode?
death4665
Pretty much yeah
thisislwiay
So edgy
didyouseewhatgodjustdidtousman
You have done yourself a disservice, friend.
Foureyebrows
"I'm a sith Lord!" No, you whined a bunch and died after becoming slightly snarky.
Panserclaw
As much as his character whined, he fucking carried that trilogy on his back up a mountain, great actor he is.
Foureyebrows
I like the actor a lot, and it was nice that he got actual character growth. I thought the last movie was a bit of a mess, though.
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
I will never stop being mad that the one line he got as Ben Solo was "Ow".
PGTipsMonkeh
However, he did inherit his father's iconic shrug
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
He never claimed to be Sith though? I was really disappointed, bc I thought the direction they were going in was to move past the the
Foureyebrows
I think the second movie did a great job of fleshing him out, and the 3rd suffered from too many hands and Disney playing it safe.
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
ideologies of the Sith and Jedi. I think the problrm is that ppl were expecting Darth Vader 2.0, and Kylo was just a kid that heard voices
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
all his life, blamed for murders he didn't commit, then continuously tortured by Snoke. I'm not sure he ever truly chose the dark side.
getmo
Watched the first 3 1/2 episodes of Mandalorian last night. It was like watching somebody else play a video game. Dunno if that's good or /
getmo
/bad, just know I'd rather play the Mandalorian video game myself than watch somebody else play. Had a dream about playing the game, and /
getmo
/was disappointed when I woke up to remember it's just a show. And that I'd have to play a different space game, cause that one looked cool.
SaturnineCult
I kind of agree with that, it mostly feels like someone doing side quests with easy difficulty setting. Better than sequel movies still.
getmo
I guess, if you like watching someone else play a video game. (Which is pretty popular nowadays.) But I don't really. It's the weirdest /
getmo
/ thing, I've never been able to say this about any movie or tv show before. There's 1 character. Everyone else is NPCs. Every scene, even /
getmo
/ 3 1/2 episodes in, if they start showing other characters making discussion, I say aloud "if this is the first scene without the Manda-
getmo
-lorian in it-" right as he walks in. There are LITERALLY 0 other characters. (AFAIK, thus far.) Even after he steals baby yoda back, the /
Allusernamesaretakensoichoosethis
My thought exactly when starting the show. A quest, power-ups, missions, I couldn't help thinking this story started off as a game, but as..
Allusernamesaretakensoichoosethis
...filming the cut scenes/storyboards progressed Disney exec's thought "hey this could be a tv-show" on its own!"
getmo
I suspected it early on, then as the show went on: there's only one character in the show. The rest are NPCs. Baby Yoda discovered! /
getmo
/ New pet added. It literally just follows you around, even when it isn't useful. Literally a scene after Mando's shuttle gets stripped, /
getmo
/ while he's climbing on their tank, snaps to show the baby yoda carriage is still automatically following; not doing anything.
monkeyfly
My least favourite part of the starwars fandom is the cringy subculture of baby Yoda. And that was a low bar to limbo under.
monkeyfly
Clearly ruffled some feathers that believe you must love pop culture in its entirety.
Zreen
I'm guessing you didn't like Galaxy Quest
monkeyfly
I enjoyed Galaxy Guest. Why wouldn't I? It's kind of a classic these days.
monkeyfly
I spend a lot of time talking with my friends about trying to understand social media. This stuff keeps me up at night.
graehall
I had avoided The Last Jedi because of the complaints about it. I watched it a few months ago. Damn, it was fun. Some folk love to complain.
MelfsAcidArrow
I haven’t watched it yet, just hadn’t gotten around to it. Maybe now I will!
Ventorath
That movie legitimately frustrated me. It's okay if you turn your brain off as mindless entertainment, but it was not a good story IMO.
Himser
Better story then TFA and TROS....
keggyfulabier
Best of the sequels, if only they had expanded on it instead of bringing back JJ
Ventorath
Tfa was fine, but rehashed. TROS was just as bad as TLJ.
JorgeLourenco
It was hot garbage. They trashed Star Wars just to “subvert expectations”.
redmangc
Up to the sequels star wars was a series with 2 good movies and 5 bad ones. It was already in the dumps and i LOVE star wars
graehall
Explain to me how they "trashed Star Wars", and what this subversion of expectations was in practice?
JorgeLourenco
Erased Han’s character dev and made him a deadbeat dad. Turned Luke from hopeful optimist to attempted child murderer. Mary Poppins Leia.
JorgeLourenco
No originality to the point that characters joke in the movies about hour unoriginal everything they’re fighting is.
JorgeLourenco
Bend over backwards to make male characters look weak, incompetent, petulant or plain evil.
GoldFrieza
lol someone like me. Dude it's been the same for 40 years. Ppl fucking HATED the Ewoks and bashed episode 3 in the 80s .
GoldFrieza
I Have literally never in my life read a single positive comment about any Star Wars movie. It's a meme to hate the movies
Zreen
even Empire?
GoldFrieza
I've seen neutral comments about it. I guess the same ppl hated Game of Thrones season 7 & 8. I loved season 8.
keggyfulabier
I feel like that explains a lot about you
keggyfulabier
Star Wars is a great, fun movie, Empire is the perfect extension of it
GoldFrieza
U did it. The 1st positive Star Wars comment I think I've ever read. It's neat to see this
ITellBadPuns
After watching the new trilogy, I'm thoroughly convinced Ren was meant to be the protagonist and then they wussed out on having an evil one
boevis
Hahahahahahaha, you watched Episode 9? You must feel so embarassed.
PhloydPhan
That would have been much more interesting than what we got. That’s a low bar, sure. But still.
ITellBadPuns
Still, while I don't think it worked, it was intriguing to see a developed villain against a one-dimensional hero, instead of vice versa
Lambast
I thought it would be about a reformed Stormtrooper trying to save his former comrades from their indoctrinated bondage.
AnythingMuchShorter
That's another intriguing storyline they opened up the possibility for and then never used.
Moguntia
There is a new trilogy? I refuse to believe you
GlenL
It felt like each movie was written by a team of writers who weren't allowed to talk to each other.
DevonGronka
I'm thoroughly convinced it was just lazy writing that banked on rehashing "Lucas's Greatest Hits". Palpatine wasn't that interesting of 1/2
GrandProtectorDark
Don't forget that "clone emperor creating a secret new empire" was EU content too
DevonGronka
a villain that we needed 9 whole movies about people fighting him. And if he was, you would think they could develop his character just a2/3
DevonGronka
tad instead of just "creepy man in robes!! woooooo! so scarryyyy!!!". It was lame.
iamthisguy247
I felt like after Last Jedi, seeing Kylo become supreme leader without Snokes guidance was more intriguing than bringing the Emperor back>
iamthisguy247
pravetz
Last Jedi was just a big middle finger to anyone who watched Force Awakens
henrydaniels12
It was a big steamy dump of poo on the franchise as a whole lol The Mandolorian saving it
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
On its own TLJ is a good movie, but as part of a trilogy it’s hot garbage, ignoring a bunch of TFA ideas & plot lines JJ tried to fix in RoS
pritolus
It's not though. It's full of characters making idiot choices because the writers couldn't think of a better way to force the plot where >>
pritolus
>> they wanted it to go. God damn casino bs wasting half an hour on fucking nothing, and an even worse chase/mutiny arc that could have >>
Himser
You misspelled TFA
RageMojo
LOL, whats this "meant to be" stuff? They didnt plan out one thing, NOTHING. And JJ and his stupid mystery box have never finished a story
MeowWoof
All it needed was a polar bear.
ToastedVanilla
Absolutely this. Switched to a different director and didn't have a coherent finished product from the start. Just a setup.
RageMojo
Set up that became a waste of time when Rian threw it all out the window. Not creatively or anything, just disregarded everything.
Jusmar
Rian really really fucked it all up.
pritolus
Yeah, TLJ was a fucking dumpster fire. Not awful, but boring, drawn out and it really fucked over everything TFA set up. Also, fuck that >>
Himser
You throw out the garbage JJ leaves behind. Hes OK for one off movies. But overall a terrible director
GazongaGizmo
If they'd've let Trevorrow realize his Ep 9, it could've validated 8 for forcing (hehe) something original. KatKennedy was too cowardly.
RenegadeSci
Rian couldn't throw out what wasn't there.
Lambast
I hated his film, but the more I think about it, the more I realize it was just showing me how shallow Star Wars really is.
Mopey
I think what truly fucked the trilogy was letting JJ come back. It's like he just ignored TLJ and made a super long final film.