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Also, cat (and #1 when she was a baby) tax...
filben7
Yeah... that gonna be a "no" for me, dog.
Gerrery
Everybody should have a degree in parenting when they graduate High School. The rest of us have to live with the monster you create.
IAmTheBadW01f
My landlords have a 3-month-old, I'm caught between "that looks cute and rewarding" and "I'm kinda glad that's not me"
TrogdorUnicorn
These would be funny if not true. My 5yo farted on my arm while I was scrolling the dump
HerbSewell
Yeah whatever it sucks sometimes but after all that's why we're here.
LawFiveGuy
I like the one about hide and seek with the chain link fence
Welve
Lol looks like santa lost his temper again, that's so awesome
webberjo
#20 That is one strong baby.
anupvoteaday
Is the guy teaching his kids about taxes a corporation?
snowy129
https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6gb6w5hvZVaad05i/giphy.gif
imagitivewriter
I actually had the monster spray when i was little, sprayed my pillow too. It helped tbh
DavyDavyDave
#3 My cat does the same thing.
whitestgirlyouknow
We also have two cats I've given up on privacy a LONG time ago
ohnonotthatagain
To be fair, when the baby swamps the car seat with diarrhea the only safe way to start that job is with the garden hose.
NinjaGrizzlyBear
Fuckin hell...
satanssack
Goodluck ! I'll be having mine in January.. I'm nervous.
whitestgirlyouknow
Thanks and congrats! And good luck to you, too! I've been nervous both times - completely natural. You got this, though!!
immortalheart
Congrats! T-minus 8 months until my 2nd. I'm excited!!!
whitestgirlyouknow
Thanks and congrats to you too!!
rdado
We had that picture book when I was a kid... my mom cried every time she read it to me and my brothers
whitestgirlyouknow
I do, too. Every time.
nursejr210
FREAKIN' AWESOME!!
GoffaKearsilv
Congratulations on the spawn
aryanr
+
kmurdz
Ok. what was the name of that book. with the mother holding her son.
huphuphup
That guy needs to upgrade his twin bed
WillCorrectInaccuraciesForFood
Pretty sad, the book was written after the author had two stillborns :(
whitestgirlyouknow
Love You Forever, I believe. It's one of those I liked but always made me tear up so I try to avoid it
MrFrumblesWorth
Had my daughter three weeks ago, just starting this epic ride.
meredithboberedith
Mazel tov!
MrFrumblesWorth
Thank you
StevieMcSteveface
Beat piece of advice I can give, live on the babies schedule, that way you'll get plenty of sleep and be able to handle the process of
StevieMcSteveface
Gradually changing their routine much easier.
nowimscared
Hey!!!! Just had my son 3 weeks ago!! Oct 5! Congrats!!
MrFrumblesWorth
Our kids share a birthday.
whitestgirlyouknow
Congrats! When they get older they turn into a living sour patch kids commercial...but it's all worth it, promise!
MrFrumblesWorth
Thank you
diregamer
Congrats!
diregamer
STOP BEFORE YOU HIT 4 CHILDREN.
MrFrumblesWorth
May not even make two
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Omni21
I got the baby that never slept more than an hour or two at a time, day or night.
jetpackabs
But they don't sleep through the night.
ApprehensiveBattle
No. No they dont!
zombifiedsweets
Yeah unless you're breast-feeding. Then you get to sleep for 2-3 hours at a time. Try that shit. Function on that shit. Spoiler, you can't.
Fishheadman
Mine didn't ever. Up all day, everyday.
RobBobertyYT
Not sure if joking or lucky
whitestgirlyouknow
Thank god for that!
SpecimenSpiff
I hope you have an easier time than we did! :) Best of luck and congrats.
whitestgirlyouknow
Thanks!
YouThereComputerManFixMyPants
Tell my daughter that, first 3.5 months were 14-16 hours of crying. Colic and GERD, my pediatrician said he had never seen it that bad.
peridotite
Why I can't have kids: *baby cries inconsolably for 16 hrs* "uhh, well I guess this one's broken" *sets baby down in grass,walks away*
pelusita35
My heart breaks for experiences like yours. I would have lost my mind, quite literally. Props to you!!
jetpackabs
That only benefits you when you have only one child. With more than one kid, you don't get a break even when one naps.
whitestgirlyouknow
The one thing I'm worried about the most is one waking up the other. It's okay I'll just sleep when I'm dead
Whatyatalkingabeet
As a parent you can sleep when you die
jetpackabs
But kids eventually go back to sleep. You will survive the rough moments. Enjoy the wonder of having a newborn.
jetpackabs
They will certainly wake each other from time to time. I have 3 kids under the age of 6. My wife and I are very tired.
whitestgirlyouknow
You guys are my new heroes
jetpackabs
Thanks! My brother and his wife have kids the same age as ours. But somehow, THEIRS SLEEP IN. Mine wake before the sun. Godspeed, sir.