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Piornet
I've been in the computer field since 1993 and I've never heard of this. Is this true?
jzoup
Well... it's not wrong. I mean a broken computer can't get viruses.
TwinkelAM
Jokes on you! None of my computers are equipped with a DVD drive!
Huggitt17
I use tomato slices. Am I still protected?
irellusLeader
onion router
Rejukem
Shrek will not be inclined to wreck you if he senses onions in the CD tray
LolaLu
It didn't work and now my laptop smells like onions
BigFatSlut
You can also soak it in bath salts to leave it feeling refreshed
BOOMstick666
Yes but thanks anyway
Hadr619
who still has an optical drive?
Grubenwolf
I just know that there is some dumbass out there stupid enough to actually try this.
Bradleypitted
I tried but I couldn't cut the onion flat enough :/
dadof2as
Hmm....on phone, better favorite, don't want to forget!
Iwastherewhenithappend
Inside jokes
Bukefalos
Does it HAVE to be red? I understand that they're just dyed ordinary onions.
HarbaughsKhakis
I have a disc stuck in my computer at the moment. This post makes me glad that I don't have an onion stuck in my computer. Hey, hey
Mailfunk
No I' didn't know that.
86Zephyr
Who gets viruses from CDs anymore drives are not even equipped on busines laptops and modern desktops anymore
icantremembermyname
That's a Mac
Superchief86
Holy shit, I didn't even realise my laptop has a dvd drive!
borislives
It'll all end in tears.
ninmonkey
-- HG
lfinn11
Better, and less dangerous than vaccines!
WonderHowLongMyUsernameCouldBeBeforeImgurStopsMe
instructions unclear dick stuck in DVD drive
FireBossie
No your doing it right
meganical
CD-Ronion
ImJustinSane
DVD drive? I thought that was a cup holder.
86Zephyr
Who gwta
DrAnusMcFinger
I can't wait to see some schmuck on fb moaning that it didn't work and their Mac stinks of onion
radioFREEmadras
They'll be cutting onions alright.
igottafatcat
yes i believe that is the joke
lLikeTurtles
Help my Mac doesn't have a DVD slot. What do I do?
HappyEngineer
But Apples don't get viruses. They get worms...
Paramedia
It's only a worm deterrent
MisterHead
You may call them But Apples. We call them Road Apples.
partykiller
Who even has a dvd drive anymore?
flamingflamingo
Everybody?
ShamashKinto
I do, they have uses.
TECHNICALLYC0RRECT
*raises hand*
TECHNICALLYC0RRECT
I also don't have any of those fucking stupid chicklet keyboards.
DorInte
Had to ask my friend to use his
DorInte
I do, installing graphics card drivers without it is a pain, I'd just transfer them to a flash drive but I have no other computer with one
m0sley
You know you can just boot the machine up without the graphics driver then download and install them from the internet, don't you?
DorInte
Do now
flamingflamingo
The only thing graphics cards CDs still have on them anymore is GeForce Experience (a downloadable client) which downloads the driver online
truthpick
don't forget to wash the computer in luke warm water once a week
Ketheres
Also, you need to use a detergent, but you have to make sure it's powerful enough to get rid of the filth that accumulates from porn sites.
dangerousDoc
evil...
HappyJello
Use salt water for xtra strength
chekhonte
sorry, stupid question but plugged in or not plugged in?
ARealGuy
Results are better when plugged in!
Dralic
Plugged in. For added effect, plug in your hair dryer, put both in a bathtub filled with cold water, and get in.
MouseintheMountain
Calm down Satan
jazzchameleon
I love multitasking. Might as well wash myself while cleaning my laptop and my hair dryer
Dralic
Another tip: mix bleach with ammonia to clean the bathroom while you're doing the other things.
RulesOfImgur
Another stupid question, does using soap help eliminate viruses on my laptop?
Dralic
No, crush up antivirals and use them to coat the hardware. Be careful though; I got my computer vaccinated and now it has computer autism.
truthpick
No, just bacteria