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Mar 3, 2018 11:30 PM
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bigdaddyfatpants
Looks like that's going to be a nice puppy family. +1
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#1 Twoface
EatsBees
I have to pet it!!!! *Cries*
canismortisest
At least now you understand how decisions are made at your house
Lurch1911
Marriage: where one of you is right and the other one is the husband.
stoutde
Nice compromise.
coffingirl
Pup is winking at ya like thanks bro!
bouwchickawow
Wishbone!
welcomestranger
You didn't want a puppy, your wife wanted a puppy, so you compromised and got a puppy.
guntech59
I didn't want pets either. Right now, I have a cat and a dog sleeping within three feet of me. Life is good!
speedy215
Is that a jack russell?!?!
SunshineRose
Your wife is a wise woman, that pup is precious
Br0verlord
And it's peeing on the couch. And it's peeing on your kids. And it's peeing while you're taking it outside to go pee.
iAmJacksSmirkingRevenge17
Sounds about right.
squintish
Looks like you got the best one, though.
jjbean420360
Omfg hes soo cute!
motherFockerisinspace
Yeah, said the same Thing now we have 3 dogs 3 cats 1 bunny 4 birds 1 football size fish and 3 trutles. Oh, a back yard frog?
idontevenlikeyoupeople
Dame brother, you made a lot of compromises
nerdditty
Took me four years and two cats to convince my husband! Good job!
kels2787
In the first pic pupper looks as drunk as I am
dangerousDoc
Never get between a puppy and a girl. You can lose limbs that way
JasmineWindsong
Omg it looks like Wishbone
AlbertaPrime
One eyed puppy is not a one eyed puppy
IStillHateMichaelCera
I really hope your wife didn't just decide to get a puppy on a whim and your post is titled for comedic effect. Pets should be for life.
idontevenlikeyoupeople
No we have been talking about it for awhile, we have 2 other dogs already.
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
It’s all good, they know that but... you know... internet...
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
Congrats on the cute puppy!
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
+1 for standing your ground... I mean, you lost spectacularly but you tried!
ExOneOneSeven
this
ronpopeil
Nah fuck that. No moral victories. Be mad that she doesn't have any respect for you. Sick of the man being portrayed as a bumbling buffoon.
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
At which point did that message come across for you?
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
It was a joke and you took it way to seriously...
biscuitsngravybelly
Don't watch Gilmore girls then. All the men are bumbling buffoons. The "good " men a effeminate or gay.
kaeliz
In fairness he only said they wern't getting a puppy that night..nothing about not getting a puppy the next morning :p
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
You got that right!
polopolomarkopolopolo
Now tell her you two aren’t going to have sex!!!
clownqueefs69
Looks like @op has kids so she already knows.
idontevenlikeyoupeople
That is a good idea right there
Goodnewwseveryone
Tell her we’re not gonna have sex *this morning ...then it’ll happen in the night. Plan is fail-safe
GregoriusDaneli
...well, not at night, that is.
ImAnAvacado
Do it for the meme
Goodnewwseveryone
Andromedator
NOBODY TOUCH THIS COMMENT ITS AT 69 UPVOTES
buttobviousfacts
"I toucha the comment" - 100 Imgurians.
HomunculusSr
Well, to be fair, she got the last round, so she might let him have this one.
buttobviousfacts
That's not how women work. That's not how marriages work. The husband ALWAYS loses :D
HomunculusSr
Well, if he wins the argument, has he truly won?
buttobviousfacts
^Husband ^ material^ right ^ here ^