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Oct 8, 2017 5:38 PM

TheLordofTitsnWine

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Holly sh!t, this was awesome.

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Neato

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Amen for Go Pros because there is just some shit I will never do in this world.

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That username

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Rwilly

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

thought he threw it by mistake...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is really incredible how many precision movements have to sync at their designated timing, in what probably seems like one bumpy flash.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I thought he was going to crash 3 different times

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I always wonder if it hurts when they land can't feel too good having the seat smack you down under

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Simple. It doesn't hurt cuz they don't sit down. Anybody who owns a bmx bike knows it's hard to ride sitting down - the seats are knee high.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy crap just watching this made me pee

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

@jeditigger

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There you are Bender! +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like the hardest part of this is putting your feet on the pedals at the end of the jump. If you mess that up you're fucked

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

his feet barely got over them before he landed, too.

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The craziest thing is that these guys find their pedals (most of the time) in a split second to avoid landing straight on their crotch.

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I'd give myself a 50/50 shot at not falling on the downramp

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I'd 100% fuck up and break my neck

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

same

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Christ, I was taking a dump when I saw this, never pinched so hard in my life

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Username checks out

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can ride my bike down, like, 3 stairs.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 here. get on my level.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No brakes

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

if they used them, they would fall short. And die.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How does he get that much air time with his balls weighing him down?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lack of brain weight balances it out. Aaargh why would you do this ? Clenchyclenchclench.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was notified of this post by my husband sing-songing, "Noooooo nope nope no nooooooooo." I concur. :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My nephew Tyler flips his snowmobile with the Nitro Circus! Stops my heart every time.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'd need oxygen to watch my nephew do that.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As would all respiring organisms tbf

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Praise the Sun! *Praises Sun*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crap, I didn't red all the comments.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totally thought he screwed himself once he threw it.

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I thought he dun goofed once he got hold of the handles

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

The consequences would have never been the same.

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v

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There wouldn't be time for a wank silly

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are...Are you sure? Maybe that was the REAL stunt here.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just said no no no no no no no no noooooo the whole way through watching it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How the fuck does one even practice this trick without death

8 years ago | Likes 506 Dislikes 3

they start out with a smaller ramp I assume

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ramp that jumps into a foam pit. Skateboard and BMX trick riders use em.

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I was just wondering who first started this and thought it would work

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On a scooter first. Then said eh why not let's try it on a bike. Ryan Williams is a beast.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the video you she him landing on a reso pad instead of a hardwood ramp. Its a bendable plastic over cushioning.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd just use quick load.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They have gigantic airbags

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The guys that died were not hired

8 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 1

#1 reply in my heart.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Foam pit.

8 years ago | Likes 230 Dislikes 0

id probably fall off said device before i even got to the foam pit :/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nitro Circus is like 70% foam pits and 30% near death stunts.

8 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

100% ballsier than anything I’d ever do

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Like the Ball Pit at Chuck E Cheese?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless they also make bicycles out of foam, i'd still find a way to kill myself

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Even then tbh, I’d find the defective foam bicycle that somehow still killed me

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You know I typically wonder that about most extreme sports. I play basketball and street hockey but

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

the worst I've gotten is a sprain... tried skateboarding once. Broke an arm. Mountain biking almost cost me a functional knee. <_>

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Practicing stuff like that is scary AF. Or I'm doing it wrong. Maybe both.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Most extreme sports involve some degree of throwing your body at your sport until it breaks, but starting small helps delay that.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You have to start at a time in your life when you have no fear and don't think you can get hurt. As soon as you get a major injury 1/

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I've done that! The part at the end where he ran into a wall

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Yeah, no need in throwin' all those other distractions in, just hit the finish!

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Me, too! Only while my bike stopped, I did not.

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One time I was riding no-hands through a parking lot while on my phone and ran straight into a light pole. Laid on the ground laughing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saw a guy do that at school while trying to use his phone on his bike while using the handicap ramp. I pointed and laughed.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did it the first time that I rode my bike without training wheels. I tried to pull it into the garage and missed.

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Actually it's an airbag he hits (insert acktuallly meme)

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Well indefinitely haven't done that then

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upvote for truth... was kinda wondering if that hurt or was a safetywall.

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I think you missed the joke.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then you missed mine as well

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Bro! You must have a lot of skill!

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Doing this and a special flip at the same time would be fucking sick

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I mostly just have nunchuck skills...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can get to the wall?!? You must be amazing!

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I am!

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I just started a soylent diet and your username sounds delicious.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How’s it going?

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Dude! It's people!

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.

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im stealing this

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Can I touchie the cactus?

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

nO

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Let's discuss this

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

@donttouchmeimacactus neither a cactus or tangible; discuss

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Oh yeah. I can do that with no handle bars, no handle bars.

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Well look at you. Look at you...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can do that without a bike! ....With a bike I can only run into the ground; I can't get far enough to hit a wall...

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You can take apart the remote control?

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And almost put it back together?

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I can tie a knot in a cherry stem

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I could tell you about Leif Erikson.

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Girl sitting at the top. He'S DEAD after hearing bong.

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Haha look at his arms

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the arms of an angel

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Even though he hit the sign, I'm still really impressed that he didn't fall off the rail.

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Welcome to hell?

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yes

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Bad Luck Brian would do this

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I wonder if the sign says Do Not Enter on the other side. Would have been useful here.

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It says: "Be careful, animals crossing".

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that is my entire life summed up in a 15 second gif

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Wow

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Wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man!

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That would hurt

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My people.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Chris Farmer?

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No its Dave Fisherman.

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Much respect for knowing your skaters. Glad to see people still care about aggressive rollerblading

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You a fan of the The Fisherman? Thats awesome dude-bro!

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More of an Alex Broskow fan

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