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abbie30000
Amazing
realwomenfightnaked
5 times this has been reposted in June alone.
tamz83
"Horse is for those fancy fuckers on Main Street"
ZeRootOfAllEvil
@GreyTheTick monthly repost, isn't it?
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
I remember seeing a colleague at 3pm, stone cold sober eating a kebab.... Imran, you crazy bastard!!!
Eryal
I don't care how many times this gets re-posted, up-vote every time.
1TrueKingInTheNorth
Having never been to a kevab/schwarma/drunkenness place, I don't understand any of this
themuttonisniceandlean
Our kebab shops are run by Germans. There is local craft brew beer, because, well, Germans.
ramaster00
These guys need to check out centreway
Lowzenza
I would rather change the sheets after a night on the town...why dirty up new, clean sheets?
SadHedgehog
Drunken/hungover satisfaction.
Sugarbritches21
@pseudodoc this sounds like you. Still don't understand drunk food tho
ExaDeuce
JUST. WRITE. A. BLOG.
lebaux
why this again
Gibraltarica
No problem. We can remove all sorts of kebab here in Serbia
vibezwell
Good god ! He's spot on. . My weekend is incomplete without Doner Kebab.
saltypopsiclesaltandsweet
Kebab is fucking amazing.
WarPenguinMan
I miss Critical Miss & Erin Dies Alone (the webcomics that this dude wrote and were recently cancelled)... :(
taliesan
*their
Drabaroo
There?
Frankinbeijing
They taste good. Don't ask questions, just enjoy.
adhdartiste
Will someone please make this into a comic
CheeseCakePancakes
Go to Montreal. You will be satisfied.
socialnaquada
Wait what? I couldn't find any kebab anywhere in town... (or at least, not German - like kebabs)...
HexiHamaski
Toronto has plenty of suspicious street meat
Doumdidoum
A doner with a side of poutine. You can't beat that as a hangover mesl!
HexiHamaski
Donair is something else
magmadar
ill never get tired of this copypasta , ranked very highly on my lulz received list over the years along with the MRE greentext adventure.
FusRoDoodles
@GreyTheTick He's on imgur too
StarryPlough
I moved from Ireland to Canada and almost cried the first (and last) time I ordered a kebab here. They don't even have chilli sauce ffs!
elderflowermouse
No chili sauce!? Where in Canada? I'm just outside of Vancouver, and the handful of donair shops near my place all have chili sauce.
StarryPlough
Toronto. They have 'chilli sauce' but its just a shitty hot sauce rather than
elderflowermouse
ahh, that makes sense - I misunderstood - the "hot sauce" is more common, but I've had the other chili sauce before, it's just not common :(
wadenelson1
*shawarma.
revcleo
We call them doner kebab, I prefer shish kebab, it's actually a pretty decent meal if you don't put sauce on it. Just salad + grilled meat.
revcleo
If they've got lemon juice I like that on my chicken.
giveintome
thank you
SirStrongBad
As a Yank, thier "Kabab" sounds a lot like our Gyro
Biomeat
Your Gyro? You mean Greece's
SirStrongBad
I mean ours, as in, brought to the US by Greek immigrants.
Biomeat
Still a Greek dish though.
andyskeels
As a Yank who has traveled abroad, it is. But somehow better.
scaredanddelusionalmonkey
Yer all wrong because it's called shwarma
amop
shwarmas better than both though
dijital101
Funny, I thought we were talking about churrascarias.
calledwylch
It is exactly the same. "Gyro" is the Greek for rotation, which the Döner meat on the spit does while cooking.
outvilejelly
'Schwarma' is an Arabic speaker's distortion of the Turkish word 'çevirme', which means 'rotated' (same as 'döner').
calledwylch
I didn't know that. I am enlightened; thank you.
outvilejelly
Sorry I meant to respond to someone else.
calledwylch
Even so. I like little facts like that.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
.. a mix between The Walking Dead and a particularly messy bukakke video ... oml
Sinvisigoth
Walking Head.
MJ713
Peter North "The Load Warrior"
MinivanGuard
Oh my lanta
poppinfresh92
TheBumOne
OML? Oh my llama? Oh my Luigi? Oh my Leelou?
Cosmogonic
Other motherfucking lung
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
After five days with the flu this one is bang on
Bluedrift
A llama? He's supposed to be DEAD!
shankelstoff
"Ouch! Mom's Limes" would be my guess
BikiniSamuraiBun
Oh my lord, maybe?
ValorXY7
Oh my lanta?
Whudson
Oh my lord
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Or, for the less blasphemous, oh my life ;)
TheBumOne
girlpants
Open My Legs
shakinbones
They're
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FusRoDoodles
Woah what? That's either impressive movie magic, or he legit squashed a chick
shakinbones
No chicks were harmed in the making of that gif.
pekingduck
Are you joking?! You're joking.
shakinbones
Yes as in Ha-Ha
CheshireKoala
Their actually
MixxieMeese
TechnicalDrift
It's nice that with all life's uncertainties, you know 100% if you make a spelling/grammar mistake in a post, someone WILL correct you
Zarkai
Their correction was also wrong though.
shakinbones
That was supposed to be the funny part
Zarkai
Yeah, I figured. Just thought the comment I replied to was a weird one to leave on a joke correction mainly.
LargePoutine
You really should have ended that with a period.
MixxieMeese
Thank you. That really bothered me.
ICantThinkOfAU
It bothers me that you're referring to "." as a womans menstrual cycle rather than referring to it as a "Full stop" as the Queen intended!
TechnicalDrift
hows this
AlfredWaffleVIII
I heard so much about kebabs, then I moved to Germany and there's Döner everywhere. Seriously the best drunk food
Strongharbour432
Hard tack is my preferred food of choice. You can just chew and chew and chew and chew and chew and chew and chew and chew and chew
BYBT
German Döner is quality stuff though. British Kebab doesn't hold a candle to it
PseudoDoc
I cannot agree more with this. First time I had a kebab in the UK I was like wtf is this.
WhatExactlyIs
they know it too because while everything closes at 7 kebab shops stay open till like 3 in the morning. its awesome
SoulHeart
Doner are good
calledwylch
I prefer the pizza's you get from Kebab shops. In the UK, they sell kebabs, pizza's, burgers and other miscellaneous foods. ???? are good.
calledwylch
Döner meat pizza is godly.
ChloeRed
meat feast (with doner) calzone... :)
ProvidesYouNewShittyLinks
Where are you from? Why did you move to germany?
AlfredWaffleVIII
I'm from New Zealand, doing a gap year in Germany as I study German at uni!
ProvidesYouNewShittyLinks
Nice, hope you enjoy your time in Germany!
AlfredWaffleVIII
Thanks! It's been an awesome time over here!
lilpinkoctopuss
Why are you so obsessed with them?
ProvidesYouNewShittyLinks
what?
AlfredWaffleVIII
Because I enjoy the experience of learning another language and culture?
lilpinkoctopuss
(I was just being silly)