Small Coding Meme Dump (6)

Nov 21, 2017 7:21 PM

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As someone who has 3 it degrees this is absolutely freaking correct!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

How to make enemies in the CS department: "programming assembly is actually pretty fun!"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

PHYTHON

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

TUNA!!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 You can't make 100% bug free code.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can, but only if the program is trivial. But, aim towards maintainability and not writing bug free code.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know why I bother scrolling through a dump of images I don't get. Oh well.

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 23

Wtf?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Non-native speaker here, what is "HW" standing for? #9

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"homework"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

, ... fuck you for this horror you put into my head! *cries in code*

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I mean...there are people who make a lot of money ensuring exactly that so it's not impossible.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mike tyson's Phython

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just started with Java and have already encountered most of these problems, rip

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

W-wait. What's wrong with javascript?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know.. #12 makes you look better in my mind. :P

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...have you tried rewriting it in Rust?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Hey guyes! How do you do generics in golang?" "Why aren't you using Rust?". Every fucking time.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 so am I the only one that bought a rubber duck just to find out it's more effective talking to myself than a fucking rubber duck?

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

My social anxiety makes it difficult to have a productive discussions with a rubber duck.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

this is slightly weird if you take it out of context

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I use a plastic zombie

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Who doesn’t love PHYTHON

8 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 2

Man, whenever I feel like stopping coding, I just have to phyt on through that feeling.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PHTHEVEN (not PHTHODD)

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Import comment

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Indiana Jones

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

He's always chasing Ruby scripts

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why did it have to be shnakes?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I never got into stack overflow. I see too many people using it instead of thinking. But I'm an old fart now at 33 so wtf do I know.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

I don't rely on it, but it's way easier to see an example of a new languages's API in action as opposed to reading a doc

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

However as someone that's taught a CS class, I cannot tell you how much I enjoyed busting idiots for straight copying from stackoverflow

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I use it mostly for example usages, while a write my own code from scratch. Not that I have any expertise in the subject.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you SEEN what "official" documentation looks like lately? As a 36-year-old fart I don't have enough time left to sift through that mess

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My favorite is the super lazy "self documenting" crap.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LMFAO, I'm 36 and my company has changed my tech stack every 12-18 months for seven years. I live on stack overflow, to keep my job.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

First response from co-workers when you ask them a question: "did you Google it?"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What?! JavaScript is the tits. It runs the front end of the entire damn Internet.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

and depending on the sites you visit, it's injecting malware through the ads on said internet.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It would have made sense 10 years ago, but yeah, JS is great now.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I’m not knocking on js but just because so and so is written in a language does mean it’s good..

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Right now, the best way to do client side web development is to write code that’s not JavaScript, but transpiles into JavaScript. Example:

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I use TypeScript, React, and Redux together with some other things. These days, writing plain JavaScript is the equivalent of writing a

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

a desktop app in assembler. You could probably do it, but why bother?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That moment when you realize everyone else doesn't practice data structures in NASM....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looking at the number of spelling and grammar errors in these it's pretty obvious why the authors are having trouble with code.

8 years ago | Likes 171 Dislikes 2

Computer science folks are usually much better at spelling fake words. Like _mbstowcs_s.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not true, bad spelling is part of being tech person. Spelling when it actually matters (via copy paste) is king

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

Nah, you just kinda forget that just succesfully posting does not actually mean that it's correct. I mean it never tells me it's wrong...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*write like two letters then click tab to complete word* that's why you use a good IDE.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean Phython isn't a genuine language? Shit, I already put it in my CV

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Wait. I just had the rest of this conversation in my head. "Python is far superior to C#". *Lambdas intensify*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I actually feel like that's about the right level for a Python programmer though.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

;

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Sometimes, this little guy is your only defense.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And then Python comes along and takes it away from us. And then touches my tab key inappropriately.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I do hope you’re not indenting with tab!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1