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TheMightyElk
As someone who has 3 it degrees this is absolutely freaking correct!!
reallylamelol
How to make enemies in the CS department: "programming assembly is actually pretty fun!"
bootsirc
PHYTHON
eatmorchikin94
TUNA!!!!!
NerdN1
#10 You can't make 100% bug free code.
enfenion
You can, but only if the program is trivial. But, aim towards maintainability and not writing bug free code.
lecrinkle
I don't know why I bother scrolling through a dump of images I don't get. Oh well.
AMPLIFIEDFootsteps5IntenseMusic
PileOfWalthers
runscar
Wtf?
rdykgo
Non-native speaker here, what is "HW" standing for? #9
professionalConfirmologist
"homework"
MrPredator
eetsumkaus
I mean...there are people who make a lot of money ensuring exactly that so it's not impossible.
80sman
Mike tyson's Phython
Supernova792
Just started with Java and have already encountered most of these problems, rip
KatieKalavinka
W-wait. What's wrong with javascript?
Darkben151
https://imgur.com/fZEcnmp
CorneliaXaos
I don't know.. #12 makes you look better in my mind. :P
Jomaander
...have you tried rewriting it in Rust?
PooPooSpaghetti
"Hey guyes! How do you do generics in golang?" "Why aren't you using Rust?". Every fucking time.
somenerandom
#2 so am I the only one that bought a rubber duck just to find out it's more effective talking to myself than a fucking rubber duck?
IChangeMySettings
My social anxiety makes it difficult to have a productive discussions with a rubber duck.
xderjulien
this is slightly weird if you take it out of context
NZSheeps
I use a plastic zombie
TahuBird
Who doesn’t love PHYTHON
ForgotMyOtherAcct
Man, whenever I feel like stopping coding, I just have to phyt on through that feeling.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
PHTHEVEN (not PHTHODD)
CabNumber1729
Import comment
thingy237
Indiana Jones
runscar
He's always chasing Ruby scripts
shinja
Why did it have to be shnakes?
PotatoThunder
I never got into stack overflow. I see too many people using it instead of thinking. But I'm an old fart now at 33 so wtf do I know.
HolyCringeLordBatman
I don't rely on it, but it's way easier to see an example of a new languages's API in action as opposed to reading a doc
HolyCringeLordBatman
However as someone that's taught a CS class, I cannot tell you how much I enjoyed busting idiots for straight copying from stackoverflow
TlalocTemporal
I use it mostly for example usages, while a write my own code from scratch. Not that I have any expertise in the subject.
eclect0
Have you SEEN what "official" documentation looks like lately? As a 36-year-old fart I don't have enough time left to sift through that mess
HolyCringeLordBatman
My favorite is the super lazy "self documenting" crap.
dragonatthegate
LMFAO, I'm 36 and my company has changed my tech stack every 12-18 months for seven years. I live on stack overflow, to keep my job.
IATTM
First response from co-workers when you ask them a question: "did you Google it?"
Smayds
What?! JavaScript is the tits. It runs the front end of the entire damn Internet.
EarlGreyOrDeath
and depending on the sites you visit, it's injecting malware through the ads on said internet.
IAmNewHere
It would have made sense 10 years ago, but yeah, JS is great now.
EarthRickFromC137
I’m not knocking on js but just because so and so is written in a language does mean it’s good..
danishjuggler21
Right now, the best way to do client side web development is to write code that’s not JavaScript, but transpiles into JavaScript. Example:
danishjuggler21
I use TypeScript, React, and Redux together with some other things. These days, writing plain JavaScript is the equivalent of writing a
danishjuggler21
a desktop app in assembler. You could probably do it, but why bother?
PsuedoIngress
That moment when you realize everyone else doesn't practice data structures in NASM....
lsblk
Looking at the number of spelling and grammar errors in these it's pretty obvious why the authors are having trouble with code.
ThatsNoMoonThatsAGalaxy
Computer science folks are usually much better at spelling fake words. Like _mbstowcs_s.
cormacmccarthyreviewsdottiescafe
Not true, bad spelling is part of being tech person. Spelling when it actually matters (via copy paste) is king
weakman54
Nah, you just kinda forget that just succesfully posting does not actually mean that it's correct. I mean it never tells me it's wrong...
graou13
*write like two letters then click tab to complete word* that's why you use a good IDE.
NZSheeps
You mean Phython isn't a genuine language? Shit, I already put it in my CV
lsblk
Wait. I just had the rest of this conversation in my head. "Python is far superior to C#". *Lambdas intensify*
lsblk
I actually feel like that's about the right level for a Python programmer though.
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
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eclect0
Sometimes, this little guy is your only defense.
lsblk
And then Python comes along and takes it away from us. And then touches my tab key inappropriately.
0xBAADF00D
I do hope you’re not indenting with tab!
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Why?