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IDidntDoIt
Oh damn, his potatoes are bully, count me in.
findtheotters
Oh young Nicholas, truth is nobody knows how to
letsdiscussthis
Heck, I’d marry him! Sounds like a straight forward and hard working young lad!
peachykeens66
And today’s boys think a dick pick will suffice. A homeowner at 18 and handsome w good teeth? I’d travel back in time for that catch!
FairyWren
Tbh. I would totally answer that ad. Good set of teeth and owning land are hard to come by even in this day and age. Guy knows how to invest
tlw65
Now I have to know....who was the lucky girl who got the hoop skirt and waterfall!!!!
onedamnthing
How I met your great, great, great grandmother.
DeadChildrenAreDelicious
How do I contact him? He had me at bread and butter.
fairybug
I don't get what's funny about this. He just said, "Here's a bit about my personality, desires, and the resources I bring to the table."
BreadyStinellis
Yeah, is it that the ad exists? These were very common back then.
Datsinginguy
"That's what the matter with me". He's just like 95% of the male population, except financially set. Go boy!
Schnackbar
I too like a person of the female persuasion
stardame
But do you want to buy hoop skirts and waterfalls for this person?
clnoy
Just gotta be persuasive.
b4il3y
Ladies you can't go wrong with a bully set of oats and taters. Bully!
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
CHARGE!!!!
Livlicious
I think he's handsome.
MexicanWarMachine
I'm guessing that's not his photo- probably just packaged with the ad by whomever put the meme together.
pragmatao
I think you're handsome.
attackofthequokka
"some person of the female persuasion" might get you in the double digits for amount of returning genders in 2017
Decapitatrix
They didn't have the words "feminine spectrum" back then lol he did good
Flankdiesel
Ok can we see how his life turned out please
fairybug
Married, 3 kids.
GarbageCanStan
I wonder if it worked for him
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LadyWidebottom
moelane.com/2017/06/20/adventures-in-research-tracking-down-the-19th-century-maine-guy-who-wanted-a-wife/
HandsomeSwede
Hey. I'm looking for a lady of the widebottom persuasion.
LadyWidebottom
Did he find a wife, or not?
LadyWidebottom
Answered my own question. moelane.com/2017/06/20/adventures-in-research-tracking-down-the-19th-century-maine-guy-who-wanted-a-wife/
viila
We don't know whether it was because of this ad though. A lot can happen in the 5 years between 1865 and the 1870 census.
tangybreath
True but he had a 3 year old kid. Plus pregancy, say the kid was conceived 4 years ago. Thatd be about a year to meet and marry after the ad
witsd
I understand that young ladies should be discouraged from chasing waterfalls.
eagle193
....or tasting rainbows? Did I get that reference?
witsd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WEtxJ4-sh4
MicaCreut
Just stick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to.
ArdentSlacker
lakes?
FsImgur
something something nothing at all blah la la better that way etc.
AwkwardLee
I can't be the only one who is hoping he found a good wife... He sounds like a catch.
fairybug
He did, the had 3 kids.
fairybug
*they
AwkwardLee
I am going to blindly believe you, Imgur friend, because I truly want to! Thanks.
fairybug
Your faith deserves proof: http://moelane.com/2017/06/20/adventures-in-research-tracking-down-the-19th-century-maine-guy-who-wanted-a-wife/
AwkwardLee
And @fairybug comes through! Thank you and +1
ASneakyTurtle
Damn, you get a lot done without TV or smartphones
numbertwo
Rancher with daughters here.... How you doin?
pandakittypurpleness
That’s what’s missing in my life, someone who wants to buy me waterfalls
JadawinUK
Don't go chasing them!
pandakittypurpleness
But clearly sticking to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to is not getting me a man with 18 acres of land, 10 already sowed.
JadawinUK
You are just after his first-rate buckwheat!
pandakittypurpleness
To be honest, I'm more keen on the bully potatoes.
JadawinUK
Ah, if I only knew that women are after potatoes when I was young...
Randombastard360
Extra credit for anyone in class who can research if this young man succeed, died alone, etc
Carefuler
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BernieKl
"in 1870 he was married to a Clara Morrison. They had three children, the oldest of which was 3 and the youngest a babe in arms"
crazydiamondmlp
Does the second sentence mean that the children all died? As in, the oldest lived to be 3 and the youngest died right after birth?
oowt
Would love to see one of his ancestors interviewed.
LadyWidebottom
I would also like to know.
GuyLuomo
doot
LadyWidebottom
Found this: moelane.com/2017/06/20/adventures-in-research-tracking-down-the-19th-century-maine-guy-who-wanted-a-wife/
Randombastard360
Thanks lady!
ThisNameIsMaybeTaken
Tl;dr Yes, married and 3 kids.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
I bet he smacked all of them. With a sack of buckwheat.
haveanothergif
A set of rusty buckwheat cables?
WKBetafiggit
Good for him
fairybug
Aww, that's wonderful!
Randombastard360
3 kids in 5 years? Got busy
LadyWidebottom
My parents had 3 kids in 3 years.
ArdentSlacker
Dude was 18, and fit AF after that workout. Plus, nothing else to do for fun.
ezrafitz444
My buckwheat is first rate too.
biggieshortiebutwhiteandold
prove it
jhackofalltrades
Ooo tay!
KurtHamster
Bully!
JaneSnow
Pics or it didn't happen.
Pally01
How many acres have you seeded?
IvorJBiggun
My buckwheat brings all the girls to the yard
wanderingwonderer
And they're like, his teeth are still hard
sauceysauce
Damn right, his teeth are still hard
Deliveryham
He's got 9 sheep, a house and barn.
newimgurscreenname
He could show you if you give your heart.
OlderTrackSaint
*fuckwheat
malikiconstant
The ladies love a good set of teeth.
ziffin
and some bully oats and taters
chardlz
They do, it's an important facial characteristic. If you don't have at least one tinder photo of you smiling with teeth, change that
AnUpvote
Some people just look like psychopaths when they force them selfs to smile with teeth. Can barely see 1/3rd of my front teeth at best.
0rpheus
Press you tongue against the back of your teeth when forcing a smile to make it appear real.
AnUpvote
Tried, but still: Smiling + teeth = nono. Luckily, I have 'kind eyes' so I do get some "I'm gonna use this guy to get stuff" kind of pussy.
idontknowwhatimdoingwithmylife
As someone that lives in Maine, they are surprisingly hard to come by.
fancyass
It's true. Not very attractive if your teeth are brown/gray, have nicotine residue, and the enamel is completely worn away
gernjer
And hoopskirts. Let's not forget hoopskirts.
NapAllDayPartyNever
noone has ever promised to keep me in hoop skirts, bread n butter, and waterfalls :-(
HelloSer
Well if I a woman I'd be more interested in the cross and livestock but having good teeth is a plus too
Bolletott
Almost everybody thinks this is merely a statement of cosmetic value. Can you imagine how catastrophic bad teeth would be back then?
L3M0NSHARK
Bitches love clean teeth
icantbelievemynamewastaken
I mean, yeah.
mysecretshameishookersworthonequarterportion
Good for boudoir antics
PoopholeAintALoophole
And decent seed spreading ability of course...
tatadas
The way he puts it sounds like his teeth are so-so.
DickPicEnthusiast
I'm guessing in 1865, today's so-so was pretty much special.
FilipJonsson33
Poor brits
intruding1
Bully!
dubiouslobster
That's all well and good, but do he got a booty?
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
I'm guessing since he worked his land, he dooo
wintercoat
It means he has the money to take care of them and is in good health, hence why it's prominently mentioned.
rainballs
True. Like damn I don't mind if you're missing a molar or two. But if I see a worm crawling through that hole I'd be a bit concerned.
HugoCVD
They sure as fuck factually did back then, because a big lot of them didnt have it either.
Volcanuz
Has nothing to do with "looking good" if i am correct it was thought that bad teeth or missing teeth meant healthy or not to people. (1)
Volcanuz
Missing teeth, tooth decay and all that would cause smells of shit and they still thought(well most people) that smell = disease (2)
Volcanuz
i guess it was some what true but just not right on the money but commoners would believe the wivetales. (end)
idotherock
And waterfalls, right?
idiotn00b
Fun fact: in the 1800s a very common cause of death was misadventure in the pursuit of waterfalls.
MissGabby91xo
They simply refused to remain with the rivers and lakes they were accustomed to.
XenophiliusLovegood
Well they were going to have it their way or nothing at all, it was just a situation of moving too fast
BreadyStinellis
I saw a rainbow yesterday, but since then, too many dreadful storms have come and gone to leave a trace of a single, god-given ray of sun!
fancyass
It's a good thing someone made a song to warn against it
OddiTea773
When i first met my Husband's grandfather he asked to see my teeth, i think as a joke. I smiled at him and he laughed and hugged me (1/2)
OddiTea773
He didn't expect me to ask to see his. Some of the family were shocked that i would ask such a thing. But he found it hilarious.
PastaPriest
I imagine before braces that was something worth stating.
meep1111
I'm at the orthodontist as I'm reading this. :P
DictatorGui
It was more that none had fallen out, you aren't getting fillings back then
FromTheHeartOfIgnoranceICommentAtThee
False teeth.
YourLocalVictorian
Can confirm
bondagewithjesus
Well braces cost thousands of dollars so not everyone can get them
grammaticallycorrectstannis
As an adult who finally has enough money to do so, I desperately want braces but not sure if I can get invisible ones for my crazy teeth
bondagewithjesus
The invisible ones also cost more even if you can have them like double
NapAllDayPartyNever
i was an asshole as a kid, got invisible ones but got the bright rubber bands for them so they were never invisible
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Nikolai5
Free in the UK if you're below the age of 18. If we work we have to pay for our adult dentistry though.
bondagewithjesus
Maybe it does I dunno here in Australia it's like $4000 starting price
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lilaaldrin
I hope he found someone amazing
ReddPille
Back then they were all amazing because no feminism!
nihilismhelpsnoone
I'm from aroostook county. Wish I knew where this guy lived.
rivenwhistle
My husband was born and raised in Penobscot cty. Winn.
happytreeleaf
Bully!
GBSZephyr
Agreed: reading through it, he honestly sounds like a very nice young man.
trishsweetpeach1971
With good teeth too
LadyWidebottom
He found a wife and they had 3 kids.
GodEmperorLetoAtreidesII
Is that how many actually made it to adulthood?
AVoiceOfReason
Source: http://moelane.com/2017/06/20/adventures-in-research-tracking-down-the-19th-century-maine-guy-who-wanted-a-wife/
poronkusemania
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MeAnd2Bs
source?
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MeAnd2Bs
Thanks!
RayMC
How do you know?
UemaDD
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RayMC
I found it: http://moelane.com/2017/06/20/adventures-in-research-tracking-down-the-19th-century-maine-guy-who-wanted-a-wife/
Gradieus
Obituary, I'm sorry to say, but he ded now.
AVoiceOfReason
Lern2source
RayMC
Well that's to be expected, it's been over a century.
HiggsBosonYoFace
OH NO! What happened?
xxxprincessxxx
He wants to buy me a hoop skirt. <3
ddet1207
When I googled hoop skirt, the term hoop skirt boning came up, and let me tell you, it was NOT what I expected.
pukeface666
Get you a man that makes you the xxxprincessxxx you are ma'am!
Weston99
Id buy you a hoop skirt
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shoopdaawhoop
Anything for WhatABunchOfBastards
YourLocalVictorian
That's definitely the way to my heart.
Berethian
"Some medical training, I have expertise in treating hysteria."
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
Lol.
Berethian
;)
YourLocalVictorian
It may or may not be needed.
Berethian
It's a handy skill worth having.
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IWouldLickThat
And a... waterfall?
SpaceCatKatia
It was type of dress. Something like this https://i.pinimg.com/736x/04/15/89/041589c2ae8aeddf08951a2bf68caf8b--edwardian-fashion-vintage-fas
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
Me neither :(
Anononononon
https://imgur.com/Cd6qjht
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
Thank you!
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
NO! He wants to get me geographical features! And I shall put them on my dresser!
MyVoice
Link isn't working for me :(
Anononononon
https://imgur.com/Cd6qjht
MyVoice
Well that's a pertay dress thar
Cincychaos
I was always told to not chase those
ArdentSlacker
Man. You mean that song was dating advice?
Bogwoppit77
butcheredatbirth
Guy works hard, has a good quality product, is obvisiouly dedicated, just a bit lonely. He's 18 and has more to offer than I do at 27
Notme68
I dunno. Any woman from back then would think my HUD having self is living like a god. Electricity, indoor plumbing, TV, computers and cells
Ikeepforgettingmyusername8
And more that me at 38
eraevous
Only problem was his belief in President Johnson.
ratfaceddog
You don't believe there was a President Johnson?
eraevous
I choose to wish otherwise.
chllnpart
After Tricare Prime I really don't have much at 33. Stay strong @butcheredatbirth you'll get there one day! He peaked at 18, and is now dead
Barkinsons
The house and barn alone are impressive if it isn't inherited
STGxDante
You can't even have that much if u worked yourself to death in today's economy.
reluctantlycrouchedatthestartinglineenginespumpingandthumpingin
Or me at 47
TheWhiskyIdiot
Knowing what Aroostook County is like now, I can't imagine just how lonely he was in 1865.
TheAlviss
GOD DAMN BABYBOOME... wait
eastend666
And that's without the internet.
Mockingbirb
You've got smol potatoes, eh?
jusumonkey
This is also the period of time when you could just claim land. All you needed was hard work, you didn't have to buy it first.
heartlessninja6
Now they charge you for just having it. Even charge extra for a tool shed in your yard!
SaintMaceToTheFace
Right. Damn
DisBean
It’s a little different if you have to clear the land by hand to claim it. It was an incentive to settle. Today, we are more industrialized
DisBean
And have technology that makes life easy... plus the people- so the supply and demand is no longer there.
ThatFellaInMaine
As someone originally from Aroostook county, these values are still alive and well. Buying bread and butter is slang for making babies.
ThatFellaInMaine
And having all your teeth is still a plus when looking for a dame.
ThatFellaInMaine
DisBean
So this ad could very well work today there?
ThatFellaInMaine
I think you'd be swimming in pussy if you tried this ad in 2017.
Felderburg
Well, maybe replace Andy Johnson with the current president? Unless people really like the 17th president nowadays...
LookingLikeASnack
tbf his life expectancy was in the low 40s/ high 30s, given the time this ad was placed. He's middle-aged.
UnknownSquid
Lower life expectancy didn't mean people aged faster you know. Unless you're just using 'middle aged' in a really strange manner. : /
LookingLikeASnack
I was using it to mean someone who is in the middle of their expected lifespan. I guess I came off a bit foolish with that usage.
UnknownSquid
Ah ok then. Thinking more on it tho, this does make me wonder what exactly the term actually meant to people through-out history, if used.
SaucyFineBolognaFactory
Think most of those quoted life expectancies are 'at birth' and due to huge infant mortality rates. This dude could have been around a while
LookingLikeASnack
Ah poo, you kind of got me there. Damn infants always skewing everything.
adriedupoldprune
You are absolutely correct.
storebrandproductmascot
Let me guess: your buckwheat sucks ass?
RobertNAdams
Oooo-tay!
doesntmatter
Too much cooking it under the laptop
LardTank
Cannot stop laughing
illuminerdy
LOL
suchusernamemanylettersverydogewow1
butcheredatbirth
My buckwheat is no where near Eddy Murphy level
StonesOnTheHill
I know! It's true! I didn't want to believe it, but its true! My buckwheat is limp, soggy garbage! I need help!
jhawker27
And his potatoes sure as shit ain't bully.
Ticklebooty
Buckweak
koinuchan
Sure as hell not Bully.
YourBossAndLandlordLikePolitics
No shit buckwheat! https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2c7e1c38-9d4d-4d60-95a2-fb0bad4b9617
shoritz
tbh he's more qualified than a lot of people these days
STGxDante
Uhh 1 man can't do all that. Slaves *cough*
RepostFromLastWeek
I'm pretty sure the Amish countries in Pennsylvania are full of these kinds of dudes.
secretoaster
Land and liquid assets. And loves his country. Great provider. Definitely marriage material.
imgurgladtobehere
he called the president "Andy."
aarenmyatt8611
Times change and so too does the value of everything.
crazyspelling
WAY more.
ventiespressodepresso
And look at that picture! I would. I absolutely would.
KUURTLURNN
I feel like in our time with his accomplishments he'd be like 45 min
Om4Infinity
Amen to that.
Combatmatt
Was
The5SecondFuse
Tigersterne
Zoning laws don't permit me to raise livestock. Damned gubmint ruining my marriage prospects.
torokunai
back then you could buy up to 160 acres from the gov't for ~$20/acre in today's money https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homestead_Acts
eastend666
That's an understatement!
morphis
Bully!
Agent
You don't have nine sheep and a two year old bull?
The701
"Why are millennials ruining oats and buckwheat?"
somethingsomethingwittyhere
Apparently buckwheat is coming back, being gluten free and everything.
degenerator
"And why don't they believe in Andy Johnson any more?"
Zer0th
"good set of teeth" says it all
degenerator
That was a euphemism in those days.
fabricreated
For what?
TheCrazyVulcan
Ever seen a horse nibble grass?
degenerator
Jeez, buddy, we're trying to keep it PG around here!
ThoughtYouSaidSithLord
Step 1: Be attractive. Step 2: Don't be unattractive.
ObiWanShalomi
*checks own teeth* "..well shit"
rainbow404
I want to know how his story ended... did he get married? Was she an older woman or young?
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Or maybe he's trying to catch a wealthy widow with his good looks. Boytoy etc.
LadyClio
Or to murder her and inherit her fortune.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
The ad did say spinster. Methinks this is a gay guy trying to get married to someone to alleviate gossip.
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HappyMonkeyBalls
an older woman who has never been married, typically mid 20's and up.
spamshampoo
You don't have time to be gay (or sexual in any way) when clearing and planting 18 acres in one year
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Well back then they were practically giving land away
1414145691
Houses didn't cost $400,000...
mufasa1028
Captain Pabst bought his mansion for almost $300,000. That's equvilent to $32 million dollars today. I was at his mansion last nigh
mufasa1028
Such a gorgeous place
fitgirl1
No you just had to build it yourself.
FriendSkeleton
Yes, and you could do that pretty cheaply too.
somepersondoingsomethings
You act as if 90% of the population would do that, let alone adequately while meeting all government regulations
mtimothy
I've built several houses on Skyrim so it can't be that hard.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED2
Ayyyyyyy who wants to see my duck?
HorribleWifey
I like ducks!
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED2
Dick! Ducking auto correct, I'm a filthy whore get over it
Jemmos
I am a fan of fowl Language.
SwedenAndersson
Haha I'd take that farm any day :D
Fairdinkums
Bully!
somethingsomethingwittyhere
Bully! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7OavpLV4AA7FBA.jpg
Fairdinkums
Haha i immediately thought of these when i read that
AlexanderTheGreat42
Yes, bully!
happytreeleaf
Triple bully!
DontYouWantToBeAPepperToo
pls no bully
doesntmatter
ENFORCED QUADRUPLE BULLY
realusernotabot
And he's only 18!
Lamaramaman
Not any more
ghbar
Yeah I'm almost 30 and he's achieved most of my life goals.
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
Parental abandonment and lack of proper values was not so frequent back then.
MaceAries
Yeah but that was like middle age back then. He should already have like 3 kids with more to come.
theshinobi23
That was about middle age back then, since average life expectancy was around 40 years.
crazyspelling
You need a jk at the end, look at all the Ackshullys piling on!
bayardthebloodhound
Yeah but there was also a war going on that kinda affect the rate.
edgarbird
That included deaths before the age of 10. If you lived past them, you were good for at least another 40 years.
RinzlerDidNothingWrong
I think that by 1865, with the quality of life improving and medicine improving and all that it's more like 60 or 70 years.
theshinobi23
https://imgur.com/XD3F8ud.jpg source: https://my.vanderbilt.edu/f13afdevfilm/2013/09/united-s">">https://imgur.com/XD3F8ud.jpg source: https://my.vanderbilt.edu/f13afdevfilm/2013/09/united-states-comparison-civil-war-and-sierra-leone/
Abbeel
Median age of death was 38.3 in 1850. If you made it to age 10 you were expected to live to at least 58.
Whatyouregonnawannado
Wait wouldn't 38 be the average then? With the median being much higher?
xFryla
LOL 1865 aint the Middle Ages. Average life expectancy in the Netherlands in 1860 was 73 years.
theshinobi23
https://imgur.com/XD3F8ud.jpg source: https://my.vanderbilt.edu/f13afdevfilm/2013/09/united-s">">https://imgur.com/XD3F8ud.jpg source: https://my.vanderbilt.edu/f13afdevfilm/2013/09/united-states-comparison-civil-war-and-sierra-leone/
bayardthebloodhound
Yeah but there was also this war going on that dropped the rate.
theshinobi23
This was America, not Netherlands. And it was around the time of the American Civil War, which brought the average lifespan down.
KNDBS
Not really, while yes a easily curable disease could kill you back then, people usually lived quite longer than that.
KNDBS
It was the absurdly high child mortality rates that brought those numbers way down
Skittleballs
Nope. Child deaths and stillbirths drag those statistics down, but have no effect on the life expectancy of an 18yo.
theshinobi23
It was around the time of the American Civil War, too. But, I didn't find anything for the adjusted rate. If you do, link it.
LadyWidebottom
Visiblur
I'm 19 now and still live at home, stressing over school and living on state education funds. He is more qualified at everything than me
NothingRhymesWithClockworkOrange
Get a job.
VonKarnstein
45ACPete
He's not wrong. I work at a college. The amount of kids who think any type of pre graduate employment is beneath them is astounding.
Visiblur
Trust me, I'd dive in shit for some pay. Too many people in jobs seem to forgot how difficult that job was to get
Visiblur
Right, I forgot that those hang on trees everywhere
hobbitbandit
McDonald's always hires.
NothingRhymesWithClockworkOrange
They literally are. Just gotta look and be willing to work. Instead of feel entitled and expect everything to be done. Lmao at no jobs...
LetumComplexo
I'm 24, live at home, and am only just getting the the half point of my CompSci undergrad degree. My sister is 29 and still lives at home.
Visiblur
I feel ya, I'm only just getting ready for my bachelor in Biotechnology. Balancing jobs, rent and food is hard when you also study
LetumComplexo
What I'm trying to say is this: don't be worried about where you think you should be because it'll never be where you are.
ONISpook
27 and just graduated. Looking for a job but still a parent's house.... Need dat money in today's world
daguq
What condescending fuckwit called this "hilarious"? The guy was honest and motivated. His ad shits all over most dating texts I've seen.
QuamvisSintSubAqua
hilarious (adjective) UK /hɪˈleə.ri.əs/ US /hɪˈler.i.əs/ extremely funny and causing a lot of laughter To
QuamvisSintSubAqua
fuckwit (noun) [ C ] UK /ˈfʌk.wɪt/US /ˈfʌk.wɪt/ mainly ukoffensive a stupid person
Cataleast
The disconnect between our current culture and his makes it amusing. And it's okay, he's been dead for ages. Died happily married, I suppose
daguq
My chagrin is reserved for the fuckwit mocking him.
wormfood
Amen to that
wantsomegofer
I appreciate you
Arrrya
Yup. Agree.
RobBobertyYT
I think it's hilarious but also have respect for the guy. Hope he found someone
morphis
When someone has to tell me "it's going viral", it should do the opposite and I do my best to help.
sheblindedmewithscience
Agreed! I am 30, and have had two boyfriends in the last 10 years. (One for 7 years, one for 2.5 years) If I were to become single now, 1/
sheblindedmewithscience
I would have desire to do the tinder thing. There has always been a joke about "the older you get, you look for different things in a 2/
sheblindedmewithscience
partner," and that is so true. Haha. For me, a man with healthy buckwheat, and a plot of land looks like an excellent option! :D
Imalwaysready
You don't wonder in the least how many women he murdered this way?
BreadyStinellis
There was a woman in Indiana who did exactly that. They discovered 60 bodies on her property, but didn't bother to search the other 12 acres
BreadyStinellis
I believe she's the most killingest female serial killer in history.
DaveTBull
Want sum fuk?
michonnedisapproves
I think it's quite sweet
RareNine
Amen to that
Goldenteckel
I couldn't agree more, @daguq !
mandadadada
It said hilarious, not ridiculous, somebody can do something funny/witty/hilarious without it being humiliating for them in some form
RareNine
Amen to that
TheDispossessed
I agree and hi @daguq :)
daguq
Hi, how's dispossession going for ya?
TheDispossessed
I made a post about it, my second one ever, not so good as of yet but hoping it gets better. How are you?
daguq
Me? I'm tippity top, thanks. Read you post, it's a terrible thing, gentrification. Best of luck wherever you end up!
TheDispossessed
Thanks so much, I mean it. Any bit of encouragement is sure nice to hear. Have a great day!
elgambito
Sure beats - "You want sum fuk!"
storebrandproductmascot
Most people on Tinder these days don't even tell you the quality of their buckwheat.
HandsomeSwede
le wrong generation
HandsomeSwede
(for the record, this was a joke)
Goldenteckel
Don't worry : some of us go it. Your "Le" was a pretty obvious clue. :-)
HandsomeSwede
I figured it was!
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Oh honey, I'll tell everyone all about how good my buckwheat is...
lordofthedice
Got some high-quality buckwheat right here, I tell you what.
75PercentSith
*hwhat.
HurryUpIGotNuts2bustButtstoFuckndSlutstofuckinUppercut
Or if they do they ALWAYS lie about it
koinuchan
BULLY!
koinuchan
Oh wait, bully was the oats and potatoes, not the buckwheat. My bad.