Hilariously bad Amazon movie reviews dump

Apr 5, 2017 1:25 PM

Lyrixon

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Despite the name Goodfellas (1990), they all do very bad things.

I wonder what happened when parents took their kids to see Sausage Party!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most of these are jokes but I feel the Sausage Party one was written in earnest lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lightning McQeen kid needs to shut the fuck up.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Head to girhg.com

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope most of these are fake

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Dancing with Wolves": Kevin Costner sucks. Now Fred Astaire, that man could dance!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Sausage party made me feel like the dirtiest person afterwards. I couldn't believe people were enjoying it. Should have walked out

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#9 criiiinge

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Where is Ken M when you need him the most?

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Jungle Book; Scott K review. I'll laugh about the "hair cut like a man" for the rest of my days.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To be fair, the person buying Die Hard could have been German and thought they were getting "The Hard".

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"The Hard". Hmm. My kids will love this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

:D

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Wu Kang Clan shouldn't have gone to see that movie

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one who lost it at The Jungle Book one?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus Henry Christmas. They exist. They really do exist...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was laughing at all these people, until I realized that there was a time when I made reviews as bad as these. However, I was 12 back then.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Even if NASA never went to the moon, what does make those movies "so called space movies"? Is space also a conspiracy?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

According to some... yes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wu Kang deserves to have his children keep him up. Who takes 6-7 year olds to an r movie and expects them to be fine. It was in al the ads!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He ain't wrong bout Sausage Party...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Modern bad parents in a nutshell.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

looks like a 3 year old wrote it

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Real talk tho. I hate checking movie reviews to find people who give a negative review because of some fucking problem with the packaging.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I once had a dvd where there was a runtime clock in a big black bar at the bottom. I found that pretty important to put in my review.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Who the hell goes to a Hunger game's movie for biblical information?

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

If real, then someone trolling an ignorant bible thumping zealot who believed it. We have relatives that would fall for it. :(

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was super baffled by that one so I looked it up. She accidentally posted the review on the wrong page.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I believe some of these could be serious reviews and that scares me

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

started believing that at sausage party review

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The dead pool one? That one I know is true (maybe not by her but in general I have 3 aunts who did that... Dumb asses didn't believe me and

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My brother

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah started thinking that at the first Jurassic Park review

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ditto... dear god that I don't even believe in, ditto.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nothing compares to the Amazon reviews of How to Avoid Huge Ships. https://www.amazon.com/Avoid-Huge-Ships-John-Trimmer/dp/0870334336

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thanks for this. Didn't know I needed it, but I need it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These are incredible. Thank you for the source of entertainment.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Side note, but what the hell is with that "also viewed" list

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Knitting with dog hair is a classic

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How could someone confuse what the minions speak with Spanish?

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Every now and again a funny line in another language sort of baby talked.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's all greek to me.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

We actually had someone come out partway through and ask if we were playing a non-English version. People are idiots.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I agree. Hellspeak sounds nothing like Spanish.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My daughter at one point thought any word she didn't understand was Spanish. She got over that at about 6 1/2 though.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

hWat? Speak English, dang it!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They need this.....

9 years ago | Likes 388 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Isnt this g?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From this moment on I will be carrying a pack of post-it notes and saying this to people who fail or let me down.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

"when i die, I want you to be at my funeral to help lower the casket into the grave, so you can let me down one last time"

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

- me, playing support in any online team game

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The only thing more baffling is good reviews of terrible movies

9 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 2

Do try and remember that likes and dislikes are a subjective thing :) Without any standardized review formats an objective review is impossi

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is that Dunkey?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cloverfield in theaters was complete trash. Initial reviews were spot on, later reviews overwhelmingly positive. What happened?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I like that movie.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Well that explains everything.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Room is amazing, great acting, great characters, and coherent plot. 5 stars

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

You're tearing me apart Lisa!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah that's a good movie. Wait... you said THE Room, nevermind.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My name is relevant

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We have all betrayed him

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you PewDiePie?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Fortunately, no. I am not that annoying

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

pewds is a lot better these days. he makes jew jokes and says nigger

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5