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Despite the name Goodfellas (1990), they all do very bad things.
Apr 5, 2017 1:25 PM
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Vladstheawesome
I wonder what happened when parents took their kids to see Sausage Party!
mojo69
Most of these are jokes but I feel the Sausage Party one was written in earnest lol
Unquote
Lightning McQeen kid needs to shut the fuck up.
dalyaristv
Head to girhg.com
Rama098
I hope most of these are fake
AwesomeName
"Dancing with Wolves": Kevin Costner sucks. Now Fred Astaire, that man could dance!
SamwiseTheBrave1
Sausage party made me feel like the dirtiest person afterwards. I couldn't believe people were enjoying it. Should have walked out
poppingremlins
#9 criiiinge
MagusGladius
Where is Ken M when you need him the most?
Bab023
Jungle Book; Scott K review. I'll laugh about the "hair cut like a man" for the rest of my days.
IMakeAlternativeFacts
To be fair, the person buying Die Hard could have been German and thought they were getting "The Hard".
skwint
"The Hard". Hmm. My kids will love this.
MegqTron
:D
iShouldBeWorking42
The Wu Kang Clan shouldn't have gone to see that movie
Banpan
Am I the only one who lost it at The Jungle Book one?
GingerVitis87
Jesus Henry Christmas. They exist. They really do exist...
ovelanimimerkki
I was laughing at all these people, until I realized that there was a time when I made reviews as bad as these. However, I was 12 back then.
lmagine
Even if NASA never went to the moon, what does make those movies "so called space movies"? Is space also a conspiracy?
helagos
According to some... yes.
nforsComputerSmuggler
InvaderOwl
Wu Kang deserves to have his children keep him up. Who takes 6-7 year olds to an r movie and expects them to be fine. It was in al the ads!
MistahWayne
He ain't wrong bout Sausage Party...
KnightNeo
djsdkdjsk
looks like a 3 year old wrote it
norrinraddsboard
Real talk tho. I hate checking movie reviews to find people who give a negative review because of some fucking problem with the packaging.
Unquote
I once had a dvd where there was a runtime clock in a big black bar at the bottom. I found that pretty important to put in my review.
Impossibrew
Who the hell goes to a Hunger game's movie for biblical information?
Flyndaran
If real, then someone trolling an ignorant bible thumping zealot who believed it. We have relatives that would fall for it. :(
aboxacaraflatafan
I was super baffled by that one so I looked it up. She accidentally posted the review on the wrong page.
Ulthirm
I believe some of these could be serious reviews and that scares me
cominginhot
started believing that at sausage party review
Ulthirm
The dead pool one? That one I know is true (maybe not by her but in general I have 3 aunts who did that... Dumb asses didn't believe me and
Ulthirm
My brother
zeusdemigod131
Yeah started thinking that at the first Jurassic Park review
Flyndaran
Ditto... dear god that I don't even believe in, ditto.
hugeroner
Nothing compares to the Amazon reviews of How to Avoid Huge Ships. https://www.amazon.com/Avoid-Huge-Ships-John-Trimmer/dp/0870334336
DougTheLlama
Thanks for this. Didn't know I needed it, but I need it.
thepowertoimaginebetter
These are incredible. Thank you for the source of entertainment.
Goronhead
Side note, but what the hell is with that "also viewed" list
CapnMerica123
Knitting with dog hair is a classic
Wander1236
How could someone confuse what the minions speak with Spanish?
Smallbrownrabbit
Every now and again a funny line in another language sort of baby talked.
AwesomeName
It's all greek to me.
Goronhead
We actually had someone come out partway through and ask if we were playing a non-English version. People are idiots.
yehstan
I agree. Hellspeak sounds nothing like Spanish.
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
My daughter at one point thought any word she didn't understand was Spanish. She got over that at about 6 1/2 though.
williewest12
hWat? Speak English, dang it!
IstoppedlikingmyusernameSoIchangedIt
They need this.....
Memelord718
PrinceSamaSanChanKun
Isnt this g?
FuzzyMedic
From this moment on I will be carrying a pack of post-it notes and saying this to people who fail or let me down.
Volt1ighter
"when i die, I want you to be at my funeral to help lower the casket into the grave, so you can let me down one last time"
Volt1ighter
- me, playing support in any online team game
mariomario42
The only thing more baffling is good reviews of terrible movies
MoroseMoose6006
Do try and remember that likes and dislikes are a subjective thing :) Without any standardized review formats an objective review is impossi
LiterallyTheWorstUsername
see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz6jHTpi6zw
YourWaifuIsTrash
Is that Dunkey?
MightyOwl
Yes
LiamNeesonOfficial
Cloverfield in theaters was complete trash. Initial reviews were spot on, later reviews overwhelmingly positive. What happened?
TwoCheese
I like that movie.
Farrit
Well that explains everything.
hibsta
The Room is amazing, great acting, great characters, and coherent plot. 5 stars
idownvotekittens
You're tearing me apart Lisa!
GodOfDeathAndAlsoKungFu
Yeah that's a good movie. Wait... you said THE Room, nevermind.
tommywiseauisfedupwiththisworld
My name is relevant
hibsta
We have all betrayed him
MisterFister99
Are you PewDiePie?
hibsta
Fortunately, no. I am not that annoying
therealVexed
pewds is a lot better these days. he makes jew jokes and says nigger