Party of 1

Aug 26, 2020 1:10 PM

Yoda1PositivityStar

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Party of 1

She's gonna do one more! Jane the Train, Jane the Train

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Meh, doesnt swallow

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dude I have the same lights

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

One girl three cups.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can anyone else see her nipples through that shirt? I can. I can see her nipples through that shirt.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Give her my number so she can reject me.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She seems like fun.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The bored expression, like "its just not like the real thing, sigh..." Gets me. Just the whole way going through the motions. Great job.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A robot in disguise is trying to fool us.I want to see her blink

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...she single?

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

I think the real question is "do you have a shot?"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After a few rounds? Yes

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

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5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Should have called a rerack

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was hoping for "strip-pong"

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Short game she is only wearing a body suit

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Let's keep the party moving along

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reading most of these comments like:

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Aha! Slackbladder!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck off, Flashheart.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kellyane Conway is not adjusting to life outside of the White House well.

5 years ago | Likes 567 Dislikes 14

I suspect this is how all ex advisors cope after leaving the WH

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Na Steve Bannon was a heavy drinker in and out of the WH

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

LMAO

5 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 2

Actually, she seems more useful

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

She looks better tho

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Too pretty to be that wannabe blonde.

5 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

D cups?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

She ain't drinking nothing

5 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 2

This is also probably the 5th version I've seen of someone "having this idea for the first time" and it going viral.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hooray the truth!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I look at the neck in movies to see if the actors swallowed the water/liquid or not. Usually they dont

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah there's nothing in those cups.

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Not the cups I'm watching LOL

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

BABY WANTS MORE MILKIE

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And they are glorious!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scrolled down to look for this.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How's your sister doing brah?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As fucking mental as ever. How's your mum been?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, you tell me, I haven't seen the cunt in 3 years

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like she is saying "boomchika" again and again?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

*party of 2

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

5 years ago | Likes 272 Dislikes 7

I’m in love.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not her first rodeo.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I'm in love with this gif.

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

That’s sad

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So she swallows? You know, like, swords?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pork swords, sure.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So fuckin hot.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A friend of mine could that, and he did it on my couch, where he also puked. Haha

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

(That was a sarcastic laughter BTW).

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's my wife's cousin's wife now.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So, what's that make us?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My tried and true method of spotting girls with no gag reflexes

5 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

Relax the throat babe..

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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I'm just lucky to be a guy. If I've eaten/drank anything less than 4 hours prior to brushing my teeth, I'll most likely puke.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

On my 6th rewatch I noticed she chugs the whole mug. Impressive.

5 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 2

Was watching other mugs for too long

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Correction: Those other mugs are jugs.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Benchod? Ah. I see you're a man of culture as well.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What mug?

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

All i see is two jugs.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Keep watching, it randomly appears after a dozen re-watchs.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I call bullshit! I have been staring that without blinking for 2h and I don't see any mugs.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

with sound

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

another of her

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Interesting top.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*awesome top

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just drink from the bottle like the rest of us.

5 years ago | Likes 691 Dislikes 7

It's a party game. Gotta play by the rules!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Couldn't find tape strong enough to attach the bottles to her chest.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is just alcoholism with extra steps.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Exactly! Just cut out the middle man!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's drinking, with extra steps

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm no alcoholic. I put my alcohol in smaller recepticals before I drink an entire bottle in an hour.

5 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

I’m not having a glass of wine, I’m having 7. It’s called a tasting and it’s classy!

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So you're still an alcoholic

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

*cultured alcoholic. Clearly stated they transfer alcohol to a smaller vessel to drink an entire bottle.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I do it too. Guess I'm a cultured alcoholic!!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 5

Fun fact, this is from the IT Crowd. Also it's Wong from the MCU.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Street countdown!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Benedict Wong! He also plays Kublai Khan in Marco Polo and he’s in The Martian.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought it was him in Justice League, not Wong.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is she just wearing a body suit

5 years ago | Likes 1710 Dislikes 7

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5 years ago (deleted Aug 26, 2020 6:46 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

My question exactly.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that.... Broccoli girl?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, it's better than taping cups to ya titties

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One can hope

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It’s called a teddy. They’re cute, my wife has a few.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

The eye broach is a nice touch. I think it symbolizes the thirst on the internet.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dunno but I'm hoping for strip solitaire next

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Ya I was confused too

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are...are you not?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Looks like an Illuminati body suit.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you not?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll allow it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

maybe she understands what it takes to reach FP on here

5 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Took me way too long to realize she was working with a mirror.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Oh now I see what you are saying. Apparently it took me even longer to realize

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let her party t

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you know it’s a woman, they are wearing glasses?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Its the large hands.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I want to just waltz around in these. I don't because I punish myself for having freedom for whatever reason. Good for her.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its a leotard. You can see skin by her hips

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No, she's also wearing sunglasses.

5 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 1

I wear my sunglasses at night

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And she’s wearing 3 cups

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Sometimes.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah they have a button on the cooch that attaches the front and back flaps

5 years ago | Likes 150 Dislikes 0

your cooch has separate front and back flaps? I thought it was asian women who had it sideways

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

A diaper shirt ?

5 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Possibly a thong diaper shirt

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will never not call it a diaper shirt. Thank you.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where can I get one?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Urban outfitters probably for like 8 times what it's worth.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ask your Mom.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Target?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The 80s

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It’s called a teddy. Victoria’s Secret has some, I buy them from Yandy.com.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Comfy as fuck.

5 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Cooch button doesnt sound comfy as a guy, least it works girls though.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also sexy as fuck haha.

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I know a subreddit you’d love..

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Weeeell, we're waiting!-gif

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

maybe she has some fancy dresscode for selfparty, mine is more like birth suit and gacamole

5 years ago | Likes 328 Dislikes 2

I like your style

5 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Are you wearing the guacamole?

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I like to wear my guac on the inside ?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh shit, are we not supposed to wear the guacamole?

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Aren’t you?

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's birthDAY suit! We keep trying to tell you!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I like that guacamole is part of your dress code.... but GIF or it didn't happen.

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That's the cameraperson's Deathday Suit.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I one for would like to further investigate

5 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 4

I for one*

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

One i for. An eye!!!!!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol how the heck did i do that

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Boobs.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

True, i was very distracted

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

is she just hearing a human suit

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ah, maybe shes really just a broom

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0