Alittledistantshiningstar
96934
1744
46
May 27, 2021 3:59 PM
Alittledistantshiningstar
96934
1744
46
mobileimgurlags
I loved the movie Hoodwinked but i thought it came out this century
rshewmaker
Sir, please remove your sunglasses ?
Cackfog
He actually came up with the name for the book first then did the crimes and stuff later
kingrd
And now Hoodwink is a hero in Dota 2
Grapeape2000
Not very good ophthalmologists then.
JohnnyGossamer
Imagine identifying yourself as a "prison buff".
dudekazoo
notacobra
Why is this "Asian doctor trance" stuff in here? I remember when all this was happening and that was not a thing.
TheMademoiselle
excuuuuuuse me but Synnerdahl, you look an awful lot like you're monthy pytons Terry Jones. just saying
Burghguy
Could also pass for Adam Scott
xyxyxyxy31
PaintedSlate
headcloudmonkey
More Michael Palin
TheMademoiselle
yes you're absolutely f** right
transirebenefaciendo
He saw what he did there.
HandoB4Javert
The getaway car
sirlapins
yep that is a aussie ,for ya. pull the wool over your eyes
SlightlyDodgy
Don't ask what happened the the poor sheep the wool was taken from. It's seen some shit and PTSD is his friend.
MrSaturday
I thought that was the kiwis?
SlightlyDodgy
It's people from Norfolk, Wales, Australia, and New Zealand mostly. No smoke without fire and all that.
SpaceCoyoteRedux80
1) Heard a story while I was a CO about an offender that was thought to be paraplegic and used to shit himself on the regular.
SpaceCoyoteRedux80
2) they thought he couldn't walk till the day he stood up during transport and pulled a weapon from the chair no one searched...
SpaceCoyoteRedux80
3) he wasn't properly secured because they thought he couldn't walk and wasn't properly searched because no one wants to root around in that
NomDeImguerre
... "An Asian Doctor" sounds like that Magical Asian trope shit.
SerialChickenLover
Do you not believe Asians are magical?
flistdumpnumberonemillion
"after he taught me how to do spacemagic he also sold me a mogwai/killer plant and then I kicked his ass in the kumite, this happened"
spacecowboyein
I heard there's an ancient secret in china that can turn you into a velociraptor
tavinjer
But isn’t it only if you’re a pastor?
Fauxcused
wait there's magical Asians? I need me some of these because I haven't found any magical westerners.
CaldariBob
If you dry their penises, grind them into powder, mix the powder into a salve & rub it all over, you get their magical powers. It is known.
Fauxcused
Do I have to kill some rhinos with that?
TinyAngryDog
I thought magical black guy was the trope?
ScotsmanInCornwall
https://youtu.be/jInlO6-JTww
selexor
Magical non-white. Because white people are gullible and will believe anyone different to them is magical. And usually evil as well.
DuineSgith
https://imgur.com/iwIsS2M
abobeaver5772
Magical black guy is usually a black magic practitioner, namely witchcraft/voodoo. Magic Asian is more Daoist/Buddhist monk/priest
stankginchfurbuger
Natives get the treatment too. Need something said to sound wise? Put it in a native dudes mouth.
pmmeyourgold
Literally everything is a trope.
wompwompwomp
TV tropes explanation of this was great, if a little brain melting
Cowmayihelpu
why not just serve the 6 years and be done with it?
MikeReese9
Criminals don’t think they should be punished for breaking laws.
HiVizDiver
Because his plan all along was to serve 0 years, which was easier to do from the lower security prison he got sent to bc he was "blind"?
GuacamoleMoleMolester
He would have to pretend being blind for the rest of his life, there was no possibility to just be "done with it".
kindpanda
Think of what you were doing 5 years ago
Zephronias
Are you so sick of life that you would like to waste six years of it in a cell?
chaylar
I mean...
upfr0mhere
You should've seen the last pace I spent 6 years renting, at least prison is free
Cowmayihelpu
I wouldn't have committed armed robbery in the first place but here we are.
wormsinmahspice
No? Never? Under any circumstances?
volock
Depending on if I got caught but had managed to stash the loot beforehand, yes.
xizar
Okay, Shawshank.
volock
That may be the nicest thing anyone on the internet has ever called me. Don't go changing.
Fallowsthorn
When I was younger I thought I'd like to go to jail because they let you do nothing all day. Turns out I have depression.
HiVizDiver
Had a buddy in college get arrested during spring break. It was at the end and he was out of money, so his thought was "sweet, free room ¹
HiVizDiver
and board for a night”. After 12 hours he was climbing the walls. Logically, he knew you can't leave. Emotionally, he was not prepared to ²
HiVizDiver
not be allowed to leave.