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Jan 2, 2017 11:28 PM
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EpilepticRhino
God dimmadammit
amarie911
Can someone explain the Ryan Reynolds one to my friend?
HillOfBeans
I have asthma
Midgarmerc
They don't have garbage disposals in Japanese sinks either. Theres a filter that catches stuff you gotta clean out and it's really gross.
Tomyris
#13 My mom didnt try to do this, but she had TERRIBLE handwriting and would only sign with her initials (which were the same as mine) (1/2)
Tomyris
long story short-every time I brought a note, my teacher would just give me a really long look and ignore it. cant really blame them either.
izAbean
my friend doesn't get #10. could someone explain it?
YearoftheBrowns
WAIT.. nemo is the kid from weeds!? I did not know that. +1
teatime4two
dimmception
PianoMan2112
I mean it's one banana, Sterling. What would it cost, ten dollars?
frankbrodie
"Do other people not have garbage disposals.." No siree we do not. But we DO have kettles. So we've got that going for us.
BubbaRunski
#10 got me. English Lit HYPE!!!
JoshLang
TLI Shane Botwin is Nemo
JoshLang
TIL**
qaaaaa
If you read the side of a 5 hr Energy you're supposed to take half then take the other half 2.5 hours later. So 2.5 hrs of energy.
BritishBatman
I would not shove my face into a handful of bees.
Joec0ld
I can't believe that was Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!
thebigsteezy
Uh, a bruised cervix is also the result of deep love and affection
icollectpogs
I know I'm gonna sound like an idiot but what's Danny devito
Ringshadow
An actor.
bshotto1213
icollectpogs
Thanks
JohnVaddic19
Can someone explain the ryan Reynolds Gatsby thing
BritishBatman
Can somebody explain the Ryan Reynolds one for my friend?
bigeasy44
In the Great Gatsby, there is a green light at the end of Daisy's dock. This light represents Gatsby's dreams as all he wants is Daisy 1/2
bigeasy44
At the end of the book, Gatsby is found dead in his pool. So, Green Lantern & Deadpool take on a different meaning for this character
mikokatsun
Can confirm garbage disposal - our German guests had no idea what it was all about.
CptnFlame2887
But seriously, do other countries not have garbage disposals?
StefanDeWynter
never seen one bruv
ArthurPhillipDent
I've been all over europe and africa. Never seen one yet. But to be fair. I wasnt in many peoples actual house
tiarali
Never seen one in Australia.
sckrlfe
I dont get molly and uncle part
limabeans
Uncle knew she was gay before she knew.
kahdee
I don't get the Ryan Reynolds one
derpderpderp182
Thanks for asking, my friend couldn't figure it out either.
FartsSmellBad
I'm with this guy
LeroyShabazAli
Me neither
mylifeissweetlikevanillais
There's a significant green light or lantern in The Great Gatsby and Jay Gatsby dies in a pool (dead pool).
remalle
The Great Gatsby features both a green light and a character dying in a pool.
FartsSmellBad
What kind of mutant ass pun bullshit is that?
Ringshadow
Okay... so in Great Gatsby, he has a green light at the end of his dock (green lantern), and he dies at the end (deadpool). That's all I got
GreatWhiteBuffalo88
But seriously do other people not have garbage disposals??????
CommentComment
I didn't even know they existed before this post.
Thesaya
Never seen one in Sweden.
XavierWolf
Everywhere else is trying to prevent nitrogen-fixing the water supply
ArthurPhillipDent
No
Elcambio01
That's ridiculous. You just have to grab gross stuff out of the drain with your bare hands and then let it stink up your trash?
KZDM
Pretty much, if it doesn't fit down the sink it goes in the bin
KZDM
Aussie here, we have some, but most of ours don't. We just put solids in the trash and liquids down the sink
friedbunnies
Extended version:
LeeDee16
We don't in Canada.
Sacabbage
I had one
LeeDee16
Where? I had never heard of it until I visited a friend in California a while ago.
nannerdoodle
I started laughing so hard at the danny devito keeper one that I cried.
rodkaa
Same!
Lucisumpatertuus
:') me too bud
nannerdoodle
I cried for like 5 minutes...my hedgehog looked at me weird.
Lucisumpatertuus
u need to facepalm some danny devitos bro
PMMeYourPancakes
#2 definitely 2.5 hours of energy!
libbee
No, it's half the energy for 5 hours
PMMeYourPancakes
But egg is obviously pronounced "ejj" as in gif is pronounced "jif"
libbee
Btw on a side note, got any nice pictures of pancakes? Love me some pancakes
PMMeYourPancakes
No-one has sent me any ????
indrada3290609
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libbee
Oh okay :/ I'll try to remember to send you the next time i make some! ❤
libbee
Rapiecage
ehgg
ThePerfectCommentDoesntexi
Wait are there two ways to pronounce egg?
Neverrelevantusername
Some people pronounce it "egg"
JorgenVonStranglesThrobbingErection
I've actually watched/joined this argument before. It's about how long you pronounce the short e.
BaldBandit
"Eogg" ~Geoff
LegionofMartyrs
You beautiful bastard.
ThePerfectCommentDoesntexi
"Fuck you" ~Jeoff
IWillKeepMakingAccountsEveryTimeIGetBanned
Lololololol. This is brilliant. I only have one upvote here so I'm going to your profile to give you more.
spacecatts
As a native Chicagoan I've been told I say it weird
DankLinguine
Yeah, you can pronounce it as egg or as egg.
Furrybiped
Ei, laddy! That there is!
Albatross267
There's "aaaye-gg" and the correct way.
betarho
"Egg" and "Ann Veal"
HardOfHearingLeopard
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
pandabuhrx3
EH-g vs. AY-g
brandscaping
Her?
punkybeanster
Ann?
Cyjsnsmdk
My Minnesotan roommate thought "eggs" and "bags" rhymed..."eygs" and "beygs".
tinktinkerbell
I'm albertan and also thing eggs bags and flags rhyme. ...
GinNMiskatonics
As a Minnesotan, I've just said "eggs" and "bags" repeatedly at my computer screen trying to figure this out. I think I need to go to sleep.
isignedupforimgurandalligotwasthislousyusername
And yet bagel is pronounced bag-uhl, not bey-guhl
robotzombies
Flaygs. I, too, have a Minnesotan friend.
dizcostu
My Texan girlfriend gives me grief about beygs all the time. My Minnesota passive aggression will do her in eventually.
sweetcatastrophe
I said those words aloud and couldn't figure out how it worked... I'd briefly forgotten that I have an Australian accent...
limabeans
I'm Minnesotan and I just say éggš and bägś
houtaku
AS a Minnesotan: no?
Cyjsnsmdk
Hahh right? The rest of us (also Minnesotan) had to fight her on that one.
itisnt
eh-g and ay-g?
danishjuggler21
Ugh.
robotzombies
Only if you're from Minnesota.
isignedupforimgurandalligotwasthislousyusername
What's the difference?
lolaluftnagel
My moms from Wisconsin and she pronounces it ay-g and we tell her shes wrong and she just doesnt understand
ArthurPhillipDent
People who say ay-g fail to realise its just their accent that made them think it was pronounced that way
Shellbacksquid
MY WIFE PRONOUNCES IT AY-G. SHE CAN NEVER KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS.
CaffeineManic
That's it! Now, which is the RIGHT pronunciation?
WhiterunWarriorProject
ayy-g
Atalung
The more I think about it I'm siding with eh-g
iwishiwereclever
Aye-gg
sniffablesmhrimp
Aye-aye-captain-gg
GuyFieriIsMySpiritAnimal
Depends if you're Canadian or not
RhymeRuin
Eeeeeehhhhg
BananaForScaIe
Sorry.
GuyFieriIsMySpiritAnimal
I consider this the most correct