the first time I saw a penis

Oct 23, 2014 3:36 AM

TheProverbs31Woman

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11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Teacher, why wont he share his mini-corn dog with me?!"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I read in the loo so I have sit when I piss.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I sit down anyway. Easier, cleaner and I'm lazy.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That boy don't give a fuck.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would be a micro-corn dog.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If that happened today she would be suspended and put on a sex offender list

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I said it once and I will say it again, that burning feeling of embarrassment that always comes back.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tell us about the most recent time. Provide many details please.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

YOU DISGUST ME YOU PERVERT

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is this from somewhere?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Need more stories like this

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The internet ruined the second and third panel for me...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my God... Now that I see it I will never unsee it...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Why?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Our culture makes even straightforward genital anatomy "forbidden". That makes it a fetish.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The first time I saw a vagina:

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I was just like... "how the fuck do I work this thing"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

come to www.blahtherapy.com we can help.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't this ristay's work? The girl that told us the stories about grandma's mercury and asking that her

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

moms onions would go to heaven?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No its not, but we both have similar drawing styles.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Age: 23

11 years ago | Likes 670 Dislikes 3

PhD

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Masters degree in Biology

11 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 1

HAIL RAGNAR!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Professor! James is hiding miniature corn dogs in his trousers!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well that is unfortunate that it is still just a mini corn dog

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a boy I originally thought that my scrotum was my bladder.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It isn't?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a good guess! I always wondered why I had mini footballs in there.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but... they're using the same washroom?

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 3

Granted it was many, many, MANY moons ago... but my kindergarten class had a unisex restroom. And this was in 1977 man!! 0.0

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When the girl who drew this originally posted it to Tumblr, she explained this happened when the boys bathroom flooded so they shared.

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I don't think I ever had gender-separated washrooms/bathrooms in school. And as has been noted, kids don't necessarily care.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You have to beat shame and fear of bodies into people over years, kids aren't broken yet.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I love how the kid is drooling in the 8th panel. You know it's a good piss...

11 years ago | Likes 819 Dislikes 2

I read that as drawing the 8th planet and i was WTF

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The face of 'ah yisss'.

11 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

Don't you mean "ah pisss" ? No? I'll leave. :(

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I actually laughed at this more than the comic

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#8

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

You know it's a good piss when you can feel your teeth go "UUUUUUUGRHGRHGRLGRHGLRHGL"

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

OMG I know that feeling.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/ef4uyd5

11 years ago | Likes 221 Dislikes 3

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11 years ago (deleted Dec 13, 2022 7:16 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Ha ha perfect reply. Just fits.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus its like he could just have a snack break without her fucking telling on him.

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Just one! For fucks sake

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I was in 1st grade a girl was showing the class she could do the splits and asked why the boys could not "there's no difference". Ohboy

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Jokes on you. The difference is nothing to do with what you think, girls are naturally more flexible but boys can learn the splits too.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

You'll crack your nuts!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to do the splits till 5th grade...also theres a dude in my highschool that does the cheerleader splits

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I could do the splits as a kid, and I definitely have a penis.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, your testicles hadn't dropped yet so...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're talking about a grade 1 (I'm not American so assuming 4 years old?) scenario, no one's testicles had dropped.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, that is what I said.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read her shirt as "loin king"

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

well she IS looking at his loins

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know OPs to lazy to source it, but its http://shubbabang.tumblr.com/

11 years ago | Likes 120 Dislikes 0

?1

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shelbys one of my favorite tumblr users

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

She's also the reason I'm now a homestuck feygut line all the others. * honk*

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

*Faygo

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same here. Don't feel too bad.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I knew that kid looked like Gamzee!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who works with kindergarteners, this is 100% accurate.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Commas would've prevented me from thinking Jimmy is a teacher who just started pissing in front of a small child.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Jimmy is a grower not a shower

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Umm... what?!? O.o No mention of showers - golden or otherwise - in that comic.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 12

(She's making fun of his "mini" corndog. I was defending him. :P)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure if kidding, not native English speaker, or genuinely not getting the joke...

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

show-er, as in, someone who shows

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That teacher is so done.

11 years ago | Likes 1957 Dislikes 1

Teacher be like, "Motherfucker ate all my mini corn dogs."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's Ms. Keane from the Powerpuff Girls

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1000x done.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But ever so slightly amused. Check that mona-lisa smile.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought she said teacher jimmy. not: Teacher! Jimmy is hiding...

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

No, I think your right. There isn't a exclamation mark after "Teacher". Punctuation bitches!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too. I was a little confused about why a male teacher would be using the WC while a female student was in there...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He/She can't even.

11 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 2

Teacher is a teenage white girl. Got it.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But can they odd?

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I think if she tried hard enough, she COULD even. I believe in her.

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

They can't even

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

As a Mom of an 8 y/o boy and 4 y/o girl.....I've had this conversation. "MOM GAVIN IS STANDIIINGGGG MAKE HIM SIT HE'S CHEATING"

11 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 0

"God damn it Gavin"

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*Gavin screaming*

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When she thinks I can't hear she'll say "DAMNIT" real quiet under her breath. -_-

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

cheating?!

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Welcome to kids. -_-

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I have no idea, she's convinced EVERY. THING. is win-lose. So yeah, he cheated, because she has to SIT.

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

First life lesson: no such thing as cheating; only victory.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I could go for a mini corn dog right now, and I mean an actual mini corn dog, not a penis

11 years ago | Likes 2029 Dislikes 5

why not both?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Op literally cannot stop sucking dicks

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Why not both?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why not both

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Suuuuuuuuuuure...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just shut your pie face and take my upvote

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go eat a bag of corn dogs!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Damnot all this talk about corn dogs makes me want on

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, you meant an actual corn dog ... ignore that message I just sent.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Throw some pizza rolls in there for good measure.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll give you ask the mini cliff did you can easy fir fine minutes with your penis

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

prepare your inbox for mini corndogs. I mean I don't have a mini corndog, mine's quite large.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love those honey battered corn dogs. Mix some ketchup and mustard on a plate. Oh god yes clog my arteries you dirty slut.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*puts his penis back again*

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thought you were a priest for a second

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i could go for a penis right now

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I could go for a penis

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

>;]... *unzips*...O.o...awwww *rezips*

11 years ago | Likes 171 Dislikes 1

Dont zip upyour corndog.. i hear that is painful

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It only happens like that if you're uncircumdogged! :)...wait... *looks down*.... Aww shucks! >.<

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The disappointment is palpable.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

So close...So...Close.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yes, we believe you, an actual mini corn dog. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

was expecting this. Thank you

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.... uh-huh... okay, we believe you. o.o

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And by not a penis, you means a mini penis

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meh, I could go either way.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sure

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I could go for a full size corn dog, and I probably mean a penis, but since I am starving I guess I would take a corn dog as well.

11 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

I have both... OK fine I just ate the corn dog, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not both?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like i should comment here

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Because you are also starving and would like a corn dog?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the first time that I've ever heard of corn dogs. Are they tasty? Where do I acquire them?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That... Does not look good. I guess I'm going to pass on them.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's essentially a hotdog wrapped in a cornbread batter and deep fried. Murica.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I could do both...

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Well... hello there. {wiggles eyebrows}

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah gimme both. At the same time.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Now that's ambition!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

More like a plate full of mini corn dogs.

11 years ago | Likes 190 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Yeah that.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and by mini corn dogs you mean penises

11 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

If....... Ya know what I mean......

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

God I love the internet

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And the internet loves you, too.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Feels your name*

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Well at least buy me dinner first.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can I buy some pancakes?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1