TheProverbs31Woman
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Oct 23, 2014 3:36 AM
TheProverbs31Woman
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JeppeIsMe
Geekyre
"Teacher, why wont he share his mini-corn dog with me?!"
bergundytomato
I read in the loo so I have sit when I piss.
TitanKyojin
I sit down anyway. Easier, cleaner and I'm lazy.
Treblaine
That boy don't give a fuck.
mauryfeldman
I would be a micro-corn dog.
TheThirstyMoose
If that happened today she would be suspended and put on a sex offender list
MountainYankee
I said it once and I will say it again, that burning feeling of embarrassment that always comes back.
SynapNadar
Tell us about the most recent time. Provide many details please.
ucancallmehNighthawk
YOU DISGUST ME YOU PERVERT
AIComments
Oh yah! http://media.tumblr.com/7cdf2a5bc216fd370f8d6b2427ca565b/tumblr_inline_nab59ekYID1qm8np9.png
zarkpudd
Is this from somewhere?
megaepicllama
Yes.
RuinedChildHood
Need more stories like this
cliffhero
The internet ruined the second and third panel for me...
m0sley
Oh my God... Now that I see it I will never unsee it...
WillJeSuis
This one is great: http://shubbabang.tumblr.com/post/99328432298/i-refuse
wambu
npub
Why?
otakucode
Our culture makes even straightforward genital anatomy "forbidden". That makes it a fetish.
Tehstool
The first time I saw a vagina:
Diax1324
I was just like... "how the fuck do I work this thing"
diregamer
come to www.blahtherapy.com we can help.
NotCleverUsername
Isn't this ristay's work? The girl that told us the stories about grandma's mercury and asking that her
NotCleverUsername
moms onions would go to heaven?
ristay
No its not, but we both have similar drawing styles.
KingRagnarLodbrok
Age: 23
NoOtherExplanationIsPossible
PhD
RepublicofTexa
Masters degree in Biology
TheFlyingHellfish
HAIL RAGNAR!
Lierofox
Professor! James is hiding miniature corn dogs in his trousers!
Sweetsdragon
Well that is unfortunate that it is still just a mini corn dog
ButtGobbler
As a boy I originally thought that my scrotum was my bladder.
Vranak
It isn't?
otakucode
That's a good guess! I always wondered why I had mini footballs in there.
vexx
but... they're using the same washroom?
MagnustheJust
Granted it was many, many, MANY moons ago... but my kindergarten class had a unisex restroom. And this was in 1977 man!! 0.0
thesarahpowellexperience
When the girl who drew this originally posted it to Tumblr, she explained this happened when the boys bathroom flooded so they shared.
johanevj
I don't think I ever had gender-separated washrooms/bathrooms in school. And as has been noted, kids don't necessarily care.
otakucode
You have to beat shame and fear of bodies into people over years, kids aren't broken yet.
millertime89
I love how the kid is drooling in the 8th panel. You know it's a good piss...
orangeg8
I read that as drawing the 8th planet and i was WTF
zackofspades
The face of 'ah yisss'.
Realitea
Don't you mean "ah pisss" ? No? I'll leave. :(
Benyames96
I actually laughed at this more than the comic
Downburst
#8
Rocketchap
You know it's a good piss when you can feel your teeth go "UUUUUUUGRHGRHGRLGRHGLRHGL"
SilverCitizen
OMG I know that feeling.
BrownSubmarine
http://imgur.com/ef4uyd5
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Shkibeta
Ha ha perfect reply. Just fits.
MrOriginal
Jesus its like he could just have a snack break without her fucking telling on him.
TheJonSnowShow
Just one! For fucks sake
99point99Repeating
When I was in 1st grade a girl was showing the class she could do the splits and asked why the boys could not "there's no difference". Ohboy
LetMePlayYouTheSongOfMyPeople
Jokes on you. The difference is nothing to do with what you think, girls are naturally more flexible but boys can learn the splits too.
99point99Repeating
You'll crack your nuts!
Lastdarkninja
I used to do the splits till 5th grade...also theres a dude in my highschool that does the cheerleader splits
suomynonA
SaltCollector
I could do the splits as a kid, and I definitely have a penis.
99point99Repeating
Well, your testicles hadn't dropped yet so...
SaltCollector
You're talking about a grade 1 (I'm not American so assuming 4 years old?) scenario, no one's testicles had dropped.
99point99Repeating
Yes, that is what I said.
thisIsTheShortestUsernameEverCreatedInTheHistoryOfTheEarth
I read her shirt as "loin king"
areyoureadingmyusername
well she IS looking at his loins
AIComments
I know OPs to lazy to source it, but its http://shubbabang.tumblr.com/
SundaysOnthePhonetoMonday
TitansAllTheWayDown
Shelbys one of my favorite tumblr users
JaimeBarrientos
She's also the reason I'm now a homestuck feygut line all the others. * honk*
GhoughpteighbteauChips
*Faygo
ThatOneGuyFromThatOneTime
Same here. Don't feel too bad.
XvPandavX
I knew that kid looked like Gamzee!
motherhoodlum
As someone who works with kindergarteners, this is 100% accurate.
deranger
Commas would've prevented me from thinking Jimmy is a teacher who just started pissing in front of a small child.
ThomasMcMullin
Jimmy is a grower not a shower
MagnustheJust
Umm... what?!? O.o No mention of showers - golden or otherwise - in that comic.
ThomasMcMullin
(She's making fun of his "mini" corndog. I was defending him. :P)
waitwhereamI
Not sure if kidding, not native English speaker, or genuinely not getting the joke...
WallpaperQuotes
show-er, as in, someone who shows
melrose
That teacher is so done.
ch3burashka
Teacher be like, "Motherfucker ate all my mini corn dogs."
pancakesplatter
That's Ms. Keane from the Powerpuff Girls
wam3483
1000x done.
hoffbox
But ever so slightly amused. Check that mona-lisa smile.
NoItsACardiganButThanksForNoticing
I thought she said teacher jimmy. not: Teacher! Jimmy is hiding...
OnionCutter
No, I think your right. There isn't a exclamation mark after "Teacher". Punctuation bitches!
oatsandbows
Me too. I was a little confused about why a male teacher would be using the WC while a female student was in there...
KainPLan
He/She can't even.
mayeltheanima
Teacher is a teenage white girl. Got it.
4chansbboard
But can they odd?
Skobel24
I think if she tried hard enough, she COULD even. I believe in her.
Snarkoleptic
They can't even
WhereLBJsNutsHang
As a Mom of an 8 y/o boy and 4 y/o girl.....I've had this conversation. "MOM GAVIN IS STANDIIINGGGG MAKE HIM SIT HE'S CHEATING"
Fiddy5
"God damn it Gavin"
Rip901
*Gavin screaming*
WhereLBJsNutsHang
When she thinks I can't hear she'll say "DAMNIT" real quiet under her breath. -_-
GriffCannon90
cheating?!
WhereLBJsNutsHang
Welcome to kids. -_-
WhereLBJsNutsHang
I have no idea, she's convinced EVERY. THING. is win-lose. So yeah, he cheated, because she has to SIT.
Beowylf
First life lesson: no such thing as cheating; only victory.
iwxLeprechaun
I could go for a mini corn dog right now, and I mean an actual mini corn dog, not a penis
theinternetisascaryplace
why not both?
Halosos
Op literally cannot stop sucking dicks
350BlazeIt
Why not both?
measterl
Why not both
IGoosedTheMoose
Suuuuuuuuuuure...
Christ0nABike
Just shut your pie face and take my upvote
TobiasFunkeAnalrapist
Go eat a bag of corn dogs!
LungsofThunder
Damnot all this talk about corn dogs makes me want on
vincentsl
Oh, you meant an actual corn dog ... ignore that message I just sent.
GQBound
Throw some pizza rolls in there for good measure.
MrDustey
I'll give you ask the mini cliff did you can easy fir fine minutes with your penis
saxyrugby
prepare your inbox for mini corndogs. I mean I don't have a mini corndog, mine's quite large.
jarrenthebaron
I love those honey battered corn dogs. Mix some ketchup and mustard on a plate. Oh god yes clog my arteries you dirty slut.
xuxaxexek
http://imgur.com/SZ6JhV9
BlasserDuennerJunge
*puts his penis back again*
BigJu
Thought you were a priest for a second
keitoxchan
i could go for a penis right now
crazyhownaturemakedat
I could go for a penis
ImGur8
>;]... *unzips*...O.o...awwww *rezips*
Dresgon
Dont zip upyour corndog.. i hear that is painful
ImGur8
It only happens like that if you're uncircumdogged! :)...wait... *looks down*.... Aww shucks! >.<
BoomHertz
The disappointment is palpable.
ImGur8
So close...So...Close.
WilsonWilsonJr
Yes, we believe you, an actual mini corn dog. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
HammerOfOlympia
Rhix
was expecting this. Thank you
MagnustheJust
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.... uh-huh... okay, we believe you. o.o
CitizenPrime
And by not a penis, you means a mini penis
Teddysan
Meh, I could go either way.
thetypoman
sure
carolinaj
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
zigbigidorlu
( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
Candymostdandy
I could go for a full size corn dog, and I probably mean a penis, but since I am starving I guess I would take a corn dog as well.
iwishiwasatrout
I have both... OK fine I just ate the corn dog, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!!
KatamariDan
Why not both?
NoLifeKing420
I feel like i should comment here
Candymostdandy
Because you are also starving and would like a corn dog?
BarDownTopCheddar
TastyTastyScience
This is the first time that I've ever heard of corn dogs. Are they tasty? Where do I acquire them?
MagnustheJust
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkKuIlYSMMU
TastyTastyScience
That... Does not look good. I guess I'm going to pass on them.
iwxLeprechaun
It's essentially a hotdog wrapped in a cornbread batter and deep fried. Murica.
carolinaj
I could do both...
MagnustheJust
Well... hello there. {wiggles eyebrows}
SHEDOOO
Yeah gimme both. At the same time.
akaDream
Now that's ambition!
CaptainLightyear
More like a plate full of mini corn dogs.
iwxLeprechaun
Yeah. Yeah that.
Gwiggle
and by mini corn dogs you mean penises
theoriginaljfizz
If....... Ya know what I mean......
KingStannisTheMannisBaratheon
DoctorJungyBrongen
God I love the internet
HornetCorset
And the internet loves you, too.
TheMajesticGrammarNazi
*Feels your name*
KingStannisTheMannisBaratheon
Well at least buy me dinner first.
TheMajesticGrammarNazi
Can I buy some pancakes?