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Dylon ‘Benjamin Button’ Ortiz tax
KnightofNoLyfe
Hey there ladies, I have points for 2,3,5,7, and 8 for a total of $7. Also, good in bed because I don't jump up and down on it. :)
buttbuttbutt9000
The world average is apple?
Triarche
Icantbieveyouatethewholething
Didn’t read it stupid juantonio
mitchrz
Seems like I've filled my yearly quota in two weeks. Let the good times roll.
thewurstsausage
Sex as a painkiller? Well I know jerking off does - rubbing one out during a hangover is better than an ibuprofen every time ...
LackSilence
As someone who works at chipotle, if you ask for double like that I will literally give you the tiniest second scoop you’ve ever seen .-.
Shadowpuppets
Giggity Giggity
candiedhotdogs
qweesdy
1 in 5 Americans have had sex with a co-worker. That co-worker is an over-achiever named Janet. Good work Janet!
MLeBeau
Damn! That means I burned like 10 cal earlier
TolvanT2ielik
according to that math you should have sex for 5000h to lose the normal daily intake of 2000k/cal
PietroAretino
How to be productive: Do what you enjoy. How to live life: Be alive, focus on now.
SterlingARCHERofISIScodenameDuchess
I hate to be that guy but Caligula would have waged war against Neptune not Poseidon.
Lemmysir
Yeah, I also came here to say that a roman emperor would probably not go to war with a greek god, have an upvote then
alanrails
Haha I thought the same, stopped reading right around there too, oddly
GreyscaleArt
To kill a something, it must first be alive, and a virus is not.
Valfheim
I hope that one about how Women look for men who want children, have good finance and high ambition is false. I REALLY don't want kids.
UltraXar
Sex bolts and mating screws ftw
Hadesember
TIL I am not likely going to make it past 80.
mpaulson111
Wow, that was great! Thank you
fangsschleim
CHOCLATE
thisIsTheShortestUsernameEverCreatedInTheHistoryOfTheEarth
In order to burn 200 calories than means I have to last 30 minutes. Fat chance at that
GreyscaleArt
Try tramadol or sertraline
KinkExpert
Love that one fact states 6-10 minutes is average, then another says you can burn 200 calories in 3-5 times that amount.
Frogapus
By comparison, a brisk walk for 30 minutes burns like 250 calories.
TolvanT2ielik
shouldn't it be k/cal? 200 cal goes down just by breathing
WtfNotLikeThat
Read the first few, great the kept going and left my attention span. But have a upvote
ATreeWithSunglasses
i'm finally a part of the fabled 1%! yes!
tr0Jan
joke's on you, i married my coworker (also an imgurian)
CyberSecurityShark
Step 1: Upvote - Step 2: Favorite - Step 3: Forget
dictatorchang
Exactly my thoughts/favorited scrolled to bottom, read your comment and forgot
sorakray
Having sex 30 times to burn 200 calories seems inefficient
The701
#1 - Wine can...human pheromones....what?? I've always thought wines smell grotesque, like scented rubbing alcohol. If that's got anything
The701
in common with human pheromones, maybe that explains a few things.... :\
NotAmused1001
Do people really make their beds everyday? I prefer to let mine air out during the day.
iusetangerines
Same, but I make it before bed every night. I like nice smooth sheets and blankets.
bellaluna
#1 I just really wanna know why there is a half-eaten apple on the sex infographic.
DeepRootsAreNotReachedByFrost
It's talking about world averages and the apple has a world map on it.
bellaluna
Holy shit, look at you. I clearly missed that detail. Thank you :)
DeadlyFood
A few other design choices lead me to believe that whoever created it doesn't understand graphic design
DeadlyFood
Things like 1978 person being lower than the 2008 one despite having higher # of sperm, or the two question mark girl for asexual, kinda odd
ihateimgurffs
That is one piece of data that is quite shitty, because the average male is about 15 years older now, and sperm count falls with age.