How to tie a tie

Mar 20, 2018 10:38 PM

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I was looking forward to how die, then, disappointed.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never seen it this way, cool ?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sweat im not dyslexic, but i read it as "how to eat a tie in 10 seconds" and got really confused

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That doesn’t look easier....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fake news

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

. . . You're not even him why are you putting his picture there?!?!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And then do it 6 more times because I fucked up the length AGAIN.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read „eat a tie“... I am so disappointed

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you get your head through?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn’t know it was a competition

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

instructions unclear strangling myself

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This gif was at least 15 seconds.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How to Make Things UnNecessarily Complicated 101

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I don't think my neck can do that...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Si porque yo virgen hasta la escuela jijijiji

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then you put it on your neck and it's too long, gotta start over, another 10 seconds.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step one, throw it in the trash. Step two, I’ll wear a tie when I’m dead, and even then you’ll have a fight on your hands.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fucking cera guy god damn it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IDK why I read that as "how to eat a tie in 10 seconds"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair, this says nothing about putting it around your neck after you've tied it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wear one to the interview, it impresses the detectives.

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

Username checks out.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

instructions unclear. Dick stuck in Windsor.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

*Half Windsor

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cera guy!!

8 years ago | Likes 193 Dislikes 7

I saw it too lol!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was Tim Cain.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

75 upvotes and 91 favorites. That means most imgurians are either unable or too lazy to tie a tie the normal way...Hmm...Mildly interesting.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I learned when I was 15 and working in a grocery store.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And don’t upvote when they favorite.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ve watched it 10 times and I still don’t know how they did it

8 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

Pheeew glad I am not the only one :))

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As soon as they were done with the 2nd loop, I was lost.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's CGI!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What kind of dark magic is this?! * Urge to burn witches intensifies *

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

dont bother learning, by the time you slide this thing on your neck and have it adjusted in place, i've already tied mine regularly and left

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And I've gone out and bought a clip-on.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How many seconds to make a noose? For a friend

8 years ago | Likes 643 Dislikes 3

*fiend

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your friend seems young.

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

A lifetime

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends on if you make all 13 wraps or not.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also asking for a friend

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Takes me a minute. Then the length isn't right so I have to do it again five more times before I decide not to wear a tie that day.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Friend".

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess you can say it’ll take the test if your life to tie it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not quite... but close

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doesn't take long. A minute or two, maybe three? Source: electrical student being taught how to tie rigging.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gonna need those JHAs tomorrow.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First thing, got it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, you too have worked with riggers i see

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Personally? No. But one of the first things we were taught in this semester was rigging and knots.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good luck from the EE world

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks! I think I have my summer apprenticeship for the near future, and I only have one more semester left! :D

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I was younger my sister could tie one in less than 6 seconds. It was weird living with her for a while

8 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 1

If she did it while making eye contact... greatest party trick ever

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Un. Fucking. Flinching. Eye contact

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Implying she didn't last long?

8 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

Like 6 whole seconds before the noose was ready.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm sure she's still.. Hanging around.. *rimshot*

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 1

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SING US A SONG YOUR THE PIANO MAN!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With less practice you will be able to tie it normally just as fast, and get the right length easier too

8 years ago | Likes 334 Dislikes 2

I just pre-tie it and never untie it again.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah the traditional way seems way easier

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Or just avoid wearing ties.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I can never get the right length the regular way

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I can usually do it by about the 4th try

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I agree, not really sure how this is better/faster.

8 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

It's definitely good for parents who need to tie ties for their kids.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Not sure why you’re being downvotes friend :(

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plus this loses all the time you've saved if your collar buttons down.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You really shouldn't be wearing a tie with a button down though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What? A button down isn't meant for a tie. The button down was originally an invention for sports (polo) to keep the collar from flapping.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not meant for a tie. If you're going to be causal, just go casual. Don't wear a tie.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0