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Nov 17, 2015 8:21 PM
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ThatNerdyCouple
Awh, I miss my calico :(
SolidifiedSarcasm
This is actually pretty dark
TotallyFlip
Cat muffin?
Alicenadaze
My first cats name was muffin. Aww
UonlyThinkyourDead
Fuckin glorious
schmooster
microservices ^-^
spiceass9000
I like this. +1
TheJackBurton
Something very Gremlins about that. Coincidently I had a calico cat named Gizmo.
GiveLifeBacktoMusicAroundtheWorld
"Based on a dream my girlfriend had" wtf did she eat before bed
mirria
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
WalterMatthau
Je rêvais d'une inondation
hotpinkconverse
@thecowandtheriddle
PoptartEthernet
Was anyone else deeply disturbed by that
grammarRules
Steven Universe can do this too :P http://imgur.com/kjGAvLH
CapnCox
That episode was terrifying..
omnipotentmonkey
that was the sharpest turn into 'disturbing' that any series has ever taken....
WhatTheDormouseSaid
I read "Catholics" and was confused
AnythingMuchShorter
I did too for some reason.
Pandameter
Definitely read "How Catholics Give Birth", was guessing "constantly"
KonstapelPenis
I read "catholics" and was very confused
sangatster
Cat muffins? Are you a psycho?
DrTobogganMantisToboggan
Alright Dee, this hears a calico cat. All calico cats are female. I'm gonna feed this into your wall and they'll become codependent -
GoblinBankOfWobbleColumns
Calicos are the cats to put in the wall to get the other cat out!
noahstoffel
Did I just see a cat abortion?
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
That's... Disturbing.
terbril
I like that the other kitties just stare in horror at the girl for Kuato-fying their sibling on Mom's head.
AoCrocodile
Yes. This is pure body horror
Imapurpletoaster
It made me uncomfortable
BeansForShort
Muffins a cat?
Shylight
Muffins is actually a spider, but she's really good at hiding that.
insertpunnynicknamehere
My sister called me once and said. I got a cat what should I call it? I had just had a muffin so that became her name.
Iknowhowrubberbandsaremade
My cat's name is Muffin. People always think he's a girl.
imakeshit
I was confused at first because I read "How Catholics Give Birth.
bulgarianBarbarian
It's a very similar process, no need to get confused
BirthdayMassacre
They don't give birth, they infest.
SevereDickFrostbite
Well, in the end, It's all about the babies coming from the pussy.
MissPammie
Me too. Didn't realize my mistake until I got to the end of the comic.
BelegCuthalion20
"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good"
spookyjeff
I read "cloaca." Don't ask why I scrolled down.
Gallifreynian
I did that too last and this time it was posted.
DucksKnowYourWeakness
And with your spirit.
nfamouscj
This comment is at 666 upvotes. I want to upvote it but the act of sin that is birth makes it too perfect.
blonx
Same thing
lonepolarbear
Cat-holics?
PetarBozic
Exactly how I (mis)read it too.
PatrioticImgurian
I just now figured out that it doesn't say calories.
Jeizen
Also confused. I read "how calories give birth"
EwanMe
Ah, not only a repost, but a repost top comment too!
zxms
Your comment confused me at first because I still read "How Calicos Give Birth"
Relsus
As a former Catholic, I can clarify that Catholics do the exact opposite of what is portrayed here.
Celt
Other than the child rate thing, what other stereotypes do you think are incorrect?
Ilovevanillatea
Practicing Catholic here. Would be happy to do an AMA if anyone was interested :P
NotButtersFromSouthPark
Me too.
paintingthewall
I DID THE EXACT SAME THING AND DIDN'T THINK TO REREAD IT. I didn't even second guess it, really.
thatchrisprattissohot
We also get told "that's too many."
graehall
I think the real question is how to stop Catholics giving birth (and not make Mary cry)
mecerator
Well the answer to that would be very quickly and efficiently
Lockerkid
And frequently.
HappyEngineer
Rapid fire
PlutosBeard
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good! Every sperm is needed, in your neighborhood!
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
God would never fall for a cheap trick like that.
eggmuffin
What trick? What are you talking about?
IW42
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great! If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate!
OpticalRings
Cats a muffin?
NipplesInAJar
John Cena?
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SaxaphoneWalrus
Holy fucking shit I'm dying
SomeRandomDane
Horns n shit?
EClaire1073
JOHN CENAAAAAAAA!!!
MrsSkeltal
DOO DOO DOO DOOOOOO!!!!!!
silnocus
Fun fact: Almost all calico cats are female. Males are extremely rare because the mutation which causes the coloration also causes the 1/2
MsSomebody
Calicos are also highest likely to be born hermaphroditic among the cat breeds.
Phishouttawatta
and also fun fact: they have either orange or black babies (mine had one apricot colored, that is an example of dilution) :D
lolzomg123
Fun fact: I learned they were rare from watching "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya" and there was a translator note about it. Koizumi's 1/?
lolzomg123
reaction to Shamisen (the cat) talking was "Ah, he's male" rather than "whoa a talking cat!" 2/2
crushingbore
I learned it from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. F'n Charlie Kelly actually taught me something.
silnocus
inactivation of the X chromosome. The few males that are born are normally infertile and have many health problems, because they only 2/?
silnocus
exist due to having an extra X chromosome, causing Klinefelter's Syndrome (XXY), which except for 1 in 3000 males, causes infertility 3/?
SheWolf04
BARR BODIES! Humans have ;em, too!
silnocus
and poor physical health in the cat. 4/4
miluppa
they can also be chimeras and be fertile
silnocus
That's interesting. Although now that you mention it, that makes perfect sense. Still not something I ever considered.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
You should nest these next time. So they dont get broken up. Also +1 for the info.
airandfingers
I don't see how they could be broken up except by comments like yours that are replies to the first comment.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Exactly.
airandfingers
Oh. Well, aren't nested comments vulnerable to similar breaking-up, if anyone replies to any comment before the last?
silnocus
I've tried both ways of nesting when I do these little informational-type comment strings, and they all get broken up.