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labtob
birds: "I can shit on this."
afarley26603000
Canine logic: Vacuum cleaner = mortal enemy, mailman = arch-nemesis, random leaf blowing by = DEFCON 1 threat. Meanwhile, actual dangers? Completely oblivious.
MisuseOfLiterally
Its a nice touch that the dog view is less saturated
MisterBulldops
what is minp?
Maxzoom2001
Yeah dog it is ._.
AntTrapHouse
Okay, enjoy picking up literal shit three times a day. I hope you vibe with the energy of a destructive toddler.
jooooop
Why the dog can't see the chair?
KillerTofu615
Human is in it. More important
whatbuttondoipush
Should be labeled "bed"
Dirtheavy
My (wife's) dog absolutely has me named in his head as 'scary food guy' while she is the perfect diety
justarocknroller
Food human and emergency backup food human
StephenDaniels
OMG that's a perfect misspelling, was it on purpose?
Ozracer
what?
Dirtheavy
I wish. Just me being stupid
mouseyroxy1
I call bull on the dog not eating the cat food
KillerTofu615
Mine wont' touch our cat's food. She knows it makes her sick as.. well a dog. Last time she ate it we had to corral her in the sun room 1/2
KillerTofu615
after pulling up all the carpet and moving the furniture out. Projectile vomiting and diarrhea. Luckily a pressure wash and a dog bath 2/3
KillerTofu615
later, she won't go near the cat's food. And she understands the importance of not vomiting in your own water bowl.
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Sutashi
I'm my cat's emotional support human.
PancakesAreDefinitelyCakes
My cat meows mournfully when my partner leaves the house, and walks around with his emotional support toy in his mouth. Loves her totally.
HaveYouEverEverFletLikeThis
Every cat I've owned has been super affectionate
Kokoryta
Yeah, same.
ILeftMyUsernameInMyOtherPants
Yep. My old puss, when we were playing once, accidentally gouged my fingertips, and she was so obviously sorrowful for the rest of the day.>
ILeftMyUsernameInMyOtherPants
We both went for the ping-pong ball at the same time. So I spent the rest of the day trying to console her :D Still, ouch!
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ILeftMyUsernameInMyOtherPants
She wouldn't either - I got in the way basically. She was a Scottish Wildcat-hybrid so maybe some rough-and-tumble could be excused :D
Korkenknopfus
And when they decide it is cuddling time, oh yeah, it is intensive. Nothing else is allowed.
ILeftMyUsernameInMyOtherPants
Absolutely. She'd tell us when it was bedtime and would always spend a half hour laid on my chest shoving my book out the way with her nose.