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Feb 1, 2017 6:46 AM
quitpanakin
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Just don't do it in my inbox
pretzelwagon
Rape Culture!
hatershades247
This isn't made up I've been ostracized for phantom boners
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
dickpicsorgtfo
Hey I want in on this. Let's see what you guys are packing
kharmatika
I'd be super down for that if y'all stop bitching about breastfeeding. Bodies are bodies
CosmicMetal
MetalSkeletal
Step 1:
JezebelSupreme
Heh. Seemen
mrslederp
You can send them to my inbox too :)
UrKungFuNoGood
I'm just here for the dick jokes
fatmanscoop
R u saying u have a problem with women being topless in public?
HikyouBancho
jesus OP, dumbass
Midgarmerc
While I dont agree with this post as a teacher getting a random boner during the day is a heart stopping situation.
dirtygerman20
How about tour fartbox then
PhloydPhan
Our our appreciation of another man's handsomeness. I mean, for other dudes, it probably does. Not me. I love sexing with females.
DomLoring
Same here, send them my way boys!
Br0doSwaggins
imnottoosurewhattopick
Does this actually happen?
DomLoring
Sometimes
Zandros
https://imgur.com/naKWpIs am I doing this right?
CaptainMarkoRamius
Risky click of the day.
KageRyu7
Genitals should be covered up for sanitary reasons not sexual/moral bull shit. Nipples have no reason not to be free.
75thAirCommando
fatmanscoop
What made up stuff is this an analogy for?
aesthesia1
the fact that women are saying that toplessness shouldn't be stigmatized because boobs aren't sex organs. Which is technically right.
septillion
some women are fighting for the right to be topless in public. Apparently OP has a problem with that.
Chewy88
You haven't convinced me why women's nipples are constantly banned yet.
iceinacup
As a woman I honestly never understood why some women get upset over boners. It's literally out of a their control sometimes. Just ignore it
iceinacup
Or hell, do something about it
daftthoughts
It's like being upset women have damp panties from natural vaginal discharge. Not something we control either.
iceinacup
Honestly with my past relationships my BF would get a boner while cuddling and I just think to myself "Yeah. I did that" and I'm hella proud
MayraV
No source, no logical argument, generic feminist bashing. Inferiority complex, maybe?
KenmoreChalfant
Also, sometimes you get them for 100% no reason.
unicornprincess420
I mean I don't mind boners. Unless you sit naked on a park bench.
LarthanDelaponte
As a woman, I don't care if you have a boner. It's what you do with that boner that matters. Boners happen randomly for no reason sometimes.
stonedrunkdoctor
Do u prefer slow long boner thrust or short quick thrusts? Choose only one pls
Vizreki
NARB. No apparent reason boner.
junk4u
Look up the song "No Reason Boner" by NSP
HitlersPenisAsASwastika
Don't worry, you'll never notice mine. Hahahahahahahahah.....awww
LEONIDRAS
As a man, I 100% agree . In that particular moment you can discover if you are a real gentleman.
FwdSlashRoot
As a teenager I got more random no reason boners than boners with a reason.
Wolfyboy
No wonder teenagers so fucked in the head, blood rushing upnand down from the brain all day
FatBoobsDontCount
And each boner is unique like a snowflake
ThatJerkYouKnow
Nah, they're pretty STRAIGHT FORWARD huehuehue
LarthanDelaponte
Well, I dunno about that, I try not to compare boners. They can get upset about that, I hear.
shadowgar
But we know you're already comparing in your head. I KNOW ITS SMALL STOP LAUGHING. I make up with personality. LOVE ME!!!!
FatBoobsDontCount
yeah mine can be a sensitive little prick
thecolonels
This is incorrect, though. It would only be akin to the 'free nipple' movements if nipples were genitals and women could flaunt theirs.1/2
thecolonels
Now to insult you: you whiny fucking sad excuse for a man. You probably cant even get a boner so what are you crying about?
quitpanakin
Blrp0
It made perfect sense until the last line.
wadatahmydamie
@OP doesn't know that men make shit up literally all the time
lovehandlesmessiah
Dude straight up said he'd bang his daughter if he wasn't, you know, her dad. Straight up primer grey, Pabst Beer, Brazzers shit.
Blrp0
what
ghostwarlock
It's meant to shame the "free the nipple" movement. For some reason, the creator hates topless women in public.
daftthoughts
And doesn't seem to recognize the difference between breasts and genitalia. Women aren't airing their beef flaps in the breeze.
SpecimenSpiff
Confession bear: I get boners when my toddler sits on my lap and it's completely out of my control. So fucking weird.
Somanyquestions
I'd get boners at work because I had to lay against the table that was junk-height, it's just natural body reaction.
IncognitoPanda
We get regular boners for health reasons. It's not always sexual, it's sometimes "exercise"
TheSunMotherfukerDoYouPraiseIt
SpecimenSpiff
Well, I mean, I'm already sitting.
possumplays
Dare I assume that with a toddler one may be suffering from blue balls? Pressure may cause arousal. See your prostitute if symptoms persist.
SpecimenSpiff
Haha, nope, no blue balls. Absolutely nothing related to sex or lack thereof. Just a reaction to a human on my crotch.
itslikeimwipingamarker
SpecimenSpiff
Always upvote Sagan. I don't get it, but upvote nonetheless.
itslikeimwipingamarker
I don't even know who he is
SpecimenSpiff
Ah.
everythingisalieexceptthestuffthatisnt
Carl sagan, makes science sound simple
evildrcatfish
Honestly it's probably just a pressure thing, I used to when my cat would knead my lap. Not like the nerve endings can recognize the source.
SpecimenSpiff
Exactly. Happens with my cats as well. Thanks for not calling me a pedo like that despicable fuck down there.
evildrcatfish
Welcome to the internet mans. Everyone's an asshole.
SpecimenSpiff
Yeah yeah yeah, only those that are. ;)
CynicalDeino
Can anyone list for me the three types of erections?
filiuspelei
I sure as hell cant
Goffkid
Tofu, banana, and cucumber
delightphil
Sleeping erection and arousal erection. (Arousal counts as two though: thinking about fun stuff and doing fun stuff).
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
Pre erection, erection and posterection?
CynicalDeino
I'll now list the three kinds of erections.
CynicalDeino
Literally only one person got the reference.
CynicalDeino
Some are sexual, some appear during periods of nervous tension, bit there's a mysterious third kind that noone really understands.
CynicalDeino
It happens when your schlong decides to take matters into its own hands. No reason boner.
TheSunMotherfukerDoYouPraiseIt
I fucking love you.
CynicalDeino
Oh, no reason boner.