KingVegetaSama
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Aug 30, 2017 1:02 AM
KingVegetaSama
117051
2273
44
BilldeTurlock
Have you checked your exhaust fluid lately? http://tinyurl.com/o7buqjk
customcartoons
Well?? What's it taste like?
Enterwittyandfunnyandexpletivedeletednamehere
Now, just need to find a left handed exhaust bearing...
DangerTrain
It's supposed to be Headlight Fluid. So...
PhunHaus
*Gavin Screaming*
Colvane
Great, now I just need to get new dual overhead dipsticks and a nice set of muffler bearings.
cyrilsmith
I use the 10,000 blinks premium
Kewlair
someone should stock all the joke items so when an intern is sent to find someone clearly fake they can take something back
slasher88bravo
Yeah, but whay about headlight fluid?
Hoenheign
Nope, just a flag.
slasher88bravo
Better have it ready for the General.
DoublevBomb
I'm starting to think BMW vehicles don't even have a tank for blinker fluid, they just install the blinders because it's law-required.
JohnnyAllee
Someone tell Gav!!!
wellthisjustgotinteresting
I don't get it
toffeecoffee
Parents have been pranking their kids by sending them into auto shops to pick up "blinker fluid"; once even with a fake coupon.
wellthisjustgotinteresting
You are a gentleman and a scholar
VesuvianPrime
If only people used their blinkers
GandalfTheHEYHEY
That's the joke
TransGirlsDoItBetter
But.. that's not the joke?
GandalfTheHEYHEY
It is. Sell something for a device never used, as if it will run out.
Plectro
6000 blinks? That's a lifetime supply for most people!
Auyo
Here you go people, make Sure to install it correctly! https://youtu.be/E6GsXhBb10k
RaptorCav
Fucking Private Schmuckatelli is going to go bananas and a bunch of E4-E7s are going to be peeved.
fartinatornado
Now all he has to do is find that box of grid squares.
KaratekaKid
Came here for the inevitable marine, found it, lived, laughed, left.
GamiCross
Well, my phone says that barcode is bullshit... Phone DB out of date or--? anyone?
NuclearMonk
Is that for the left one or the right one?
TacoFox
Now I need 50 yards of flight line, and a can of rotor wash.
wadenelson1
Can you imagine how much fun we could have if we could just convince Autozone to stock that?
sparchitect
Oh they pretty much do on some level. If you really examine a lot of the products on their shelves you'll find some completely useless shit.
wadenelson1
My favorite is SeaFoam. Everybody loves it. Nobody can tell you what it actually does.
wadenelson1
#2 is the stuff to put in modern gasoline with alcohol. Hell we USED to put methanol (HEET) in there to soak up water. Now what???
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
Make it an energy drink. I'll accept some royalties from that idea.
Exoph
"Good for up to 6,000 blinks." Average of one blink every 6 seconds.. that makes this 10 hour energy!
GeorgeNotTheLivestock
And then when they buy it for you, you start drinking it and they freak out. Now it's a different kind of prank! Genius!
MrCDXX
^This. This is the actual $1 million idea. You could have other brands: "motor oil" comes to mind like some sort of coffee drink...
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
Elbow Grease is the coffee. A bit like a milkshake/coffee so it has the "feel" of grease but it energizes you so you can get shit done.
BALLSD33P69
With thinking like this it's going to be much more than a million!
EgregiousCodswallop
A million what? Lawsuits? Kidding, I'd buy it
Gayforbae
Oh! Oh! And cans of NOS!
ThatGirlWithTheStuff
I fucking love that stuff.
ffilm
That UPC-A code (the numbers) shows up as "not found": https://www.upcdatabase.com/itemnotfound.asp?upc=0854790007028
halasterblackcloak
Rooster teeth
mecalise
Headlight fluid.
donttouchmeimacactus
Muffler bearings
lunchablelector
*gavin screaming*
nipaxon
Explains why i see people not signal when they make a turn. Must be out of blinker fluid.
Jeweyboy
Now if someone would just invent Flux Capacitor Fluid...
n0v4
Flux Capacitor Coolant
Jeweyboy
Christ, it takes both?
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
And bearings. Can't fucking forget about those.
Jeweyboy
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/af/dd/15/afdd159dd787b1c9c386ca4691090fc6.jpg
GyroPunk
It's rumoured the inventer came up with the idea while running down a mountain to survive falling out of an aeroplane.
covfefemaker
Not a dry eye in the house
LieutenantScarecrow
So, what is it exactly? I get the joke, but what's actually in the bottle?
oyoyoyyyyy
Maximum strength!
DoomSkuller
Cybertronian blood
CallMeThreeGunsGreg
Bubble jug bubblegum
Dingus2
cum
yakuzzzzza
fluid for the blinker gears
ProxyPlayerHD
i still don't get any of this
BurgundyBurrito
Yeah duh
ThenILickItOff
Probably some very dangerous dihydrogen monoxide
blitzarki
I heard some places have that nasty stuff in the public water!
ThenILickItOff
Tons of it! A lot of restauraunts use and it's not even regulated
dj505
I hear there's a 100% mortality rate for anyone who comes in contact with it
Norwegianguywholikesstuff
We must deel weet eet
TheDarkNerd
I think it might just be Hydric Acid.
TheRicM
Eyedrops
TheGist
It's empty. It's a gag gift. https://www.barcodelookup.com/854790007028
IDriveforGloober
I like how the gears are in a way that wouldn't make them work
YesImkazuma
Yea, but MAX STRENGTH! 6000 Blinks!
wellthatsjustyouropinion
no no, it says UP TO 6,000 blinks. that doesn't guarantee you'll definitely get all 6K tho. look how tiny that bottle is.
EacanFTW
Well actually if you checked your depth perception you'd see it only looks like that and the tip gear is a little behind the bottom gear.
Pikka
To my eye the two top gears look hella thick. Assuming the third one is too (although perspective doesn't show it) they might still mesh.
bumhand
Good call! We got long ass gears over here
DoomSkuller
coolguy4206969
Oh shit got'im
OneSchmeckle
So your saying just the tips of the gears touch? Just the tips... only for a little bit?
iliketokeepitsimplestupid
A little tooth to tooth contact.
SticksBoundWithTwine
I hope that was intentional
regregex
and in 3D too to cut off the 'but they're not co-planar' excuse :]
getthismanabeer
Those gears are meshed.
Donjablonski
Cause they didn't change their blinker oil. It's showing what it looks like before putting blinker fluid in
byteme8bit
"Science" .... wait ..... "Engineering and....reasons"
realbrickwall
All things considered, if you're going to make a product like this, you're almost obligated to make it as stupid as possible.
wadenelson1
Lazy graphic design like that really grinds my gears.
afriendinneedsafriendindeedafriendwithmemesisbetter
You might need some blinker fluid.
JMPerez920
Don't forget the elbow grease.
ElbowDeepInASnake
Or the chem light batteries
Hoenheign
All they had was a flag.
BuffetSugar
Dammit, Caboose
RickSanchezfromdimensionJ57Zeta8
Well why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?