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Jun 26, 2016 7:18 AM
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HEXADECIMAL
We had five, they're actually really high maintenance to take care of.
AdorableTinyKitties
STOP MAKING ME ANIMALS I CANT HAVE!
elfes92
I feel like I can relate to this little guy I too would hold on to the food and just cherish it
ThikLikeOatmeal
Adorable. Until you realize they pee and poo everywhere because they can't be "toilet" trained.
Caspooky
"Ya wanna see the squirrel in my pants? ;)"
DocFerus
And you got me just want'n you
Babbeh
I heard it through the grapevine
HeidiandFrankforlife
Expected honeybadgers too, was disappointed
DeadpoolWilson
I always think of "The Rescuers: Down Under" when I see a sugar glider haha
notasocleverusername
3rd from down: I'M BATMAAAAAN
TheCouncilofRicks
That one landed right on that guys dick
TODAYSNUMBERIS
Who gets to have a wrestling belt and a flying squirrel? No fairs!
QuestionableLifeChoices
They are nocturnal bastards that piss on everything and communicate through demonic screeching. Spare yourself this experience.
bunhilda
Silly question, but where do they poop? I feel like that's something that could end very poorly
ITagPeopleRandomly
@Imjusthereforthecomments @cuteandcuddly @shootsandleaves
cowardlylieing
You are my candy squirrel!
TinyBlue8
#5 is adorable! They'll all adorable! Oh my!!
Geenious
TIL you can link to the image!!! Thanks!
Dalvorian29
My roommate owned some. Such a pain in the ass. The sugar gliders were great though.
tmh43
Cute little things. Thought about getting a couple but read up on them and they are very high maintenance
rogera1994
You are my candy girl
SomethingCleverAndFunnyThatHasentBeenTaken
And you have me wanting you.
trippingthelightfantastic
that would be the grammatically correct version. the original "and you got me wanting you."
kekoa146
Sugar glider
Xanctity
I had one, he was an adult when we got him. He was well adjusted and happy with being the only one but I always wondered about getting
Xanctity
Another. He was wonderful but they can be stinky, their cages I mean and they do take a lot of work. Just like any other pet you sound do
Xanctity
Your research before committing to one. They can live a long time. This post brought good memories for me. RIP Buddy, we love you.
darksamus8
It is tiny.
Ameatyloaf
A friend brought a sugar glider to work yesterday. It was my first time ever holding one and it pissed on my arm.
galxrax
They're little brats and they know they can get away with it 'cause of how cute they are
galxrax
grarik
I find it slightly strange that sugar gliders can be pets in the US but its illegal to have them as pets in Australia, where they come from
ohdeepthought
Because we don't like making our natural animals pets. We also have strict pet laws, which I somewhat agree with.
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Yeah but NSW can keep fuckin ferals that kill all the natives, what the fuck?
ohdeepthought
That's why Sydney isn't our capital.
RedPaws
I once had a strange encounter with sugar gliders. I was on omegle and there was that guy about to flopp his dick out.( Pt1.)
RedPaws
I told hin please dont do that ive seen enough for today. And he actually said well....okay. but what we gonna do now...(pt2)
RedPaws
Then he stood up told me to wait. He came back with a small bag and turned the opening to the camera There were 4 sugar gliders inside (pt3)
PunchInTheDicker
That's actually so much better than a bag of dicks
RedPaws
My favorite omegle encounter to this day
mimblewimble
I think I'd be more likely to show interest in a dude who whipped out sugar gliders vs his dick
MehNickki
They are sugar gliders and you DO NOT!!! Want one. Source: I have 3.
PandaPityParty
I have two and I love them. They're more difficult to take care of, but that doesn't mean they aren't worth it.
Zombraina
Eh, emotional (squee) pet buys that end up being high maintenance usually result in the pet being put into an animal shelter.
thisismyusernamepleaseloveme
Why?
Zombraina
Very high maintenance. You need to stay on top of their needs 'cause they'll self mutilate if they're stressed. Prob hard to find a vet too
EverybodyAtCostcoLovesUsSoHard
TF2215
So we want 3?
SteveCarlsburrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgishatedbyCecil
Do not crush my dreams, and then never tell me why :(.
Zombraina
They get depressed if you don't have a 2nd one, when they're stressed they will self mutilate, they piss and shit everywhere. They're 1/
Zombraina
nocturnal, and apparently they can be mean. On top of all that, you need to consider sourcing their diet as well as making your home safe.
somethingintangible
Go on. Tell us how this thing is actually in terrible pain and suffering...
blitherypoop
They're just a lot of trouble to keep as pets. Messy and they sicken easily.
SgtMajorAveryJohnson
What are they cuz i want one?
Andromeda10
Sugar gliders! Cute, but very hard work to take care of.
CASIUMxOXIDE
Sugar Glider
plainoldusername
You can't have just one. Seriously, they'll get depressed and die
gbp1902
This isn't real, they are domesticated chipmunks photoshopped.
Nobrev
bro what
Handsterbator
Yeah duuuuuude Photoshopping videos, must be the new update
sterlingakabob
So a video is actually just a bunch of pictures... if you photoshop all the pictures you've photoshpped the video! Tasty!
TakWriterOfWorlds
I don't want to be "that guy" but you can use photoshop for videos.
Salocin1
Takes a long ass time and lotsa work to be any good. Sometimes gotta do it frame by frame.
TakWriterOfWorlds
They require a LOT of maintenance though.
Maahes0
Don't ever leave a toilet lid up.
regnant
Also known to self mutilate if depressed...
ORCNOTPORK
They've been known to chew fingers off if they get stuck on something, and they mask illness and injury so well it's often too late to treat
Datjoch
Y
Sirsir94
I also hear they make the most hellish sounds. At night.
TakWriterOfWorlds
Their diet is a little more complicated than just buying a bag of food at Petco. They can be pretty loud too.
TakWriterOfWorlds
They're nocturnal. They're highly social to the point they can die without attention. Most breeders will only sell them in pairs.
Maahes0
If you leave a toilet seat up and they accidentally glide into it, they can't climb out of the smooth bowl and will drown.
ORCNOTPORK
You can buy special foods but if not then you're basically required to become a nutritionist, and yes they can die without enough attention.
ORCNOTPORK
This. Seriously of all the high maintenance pets out there, these have to be in the top 5.
Eliraz
I have four lol
TacoPrime
What is number 1?
ohlittleladybuttsexchamp4lifeohyeahohyeahohyeahohyea
Parrots also. They need a loooottttttt of love. They are like small children with huge egos and attitude lol.
MaladaptedMedic
Like thorkild91 said, a big saltwater tank with things other than fish. Corals, sponges, inverts, etc... require hours of daily maintenance
GeraldsNinjaStar
Human children
colonelraleigh
*shits . High maintenance shits.
thorkild91
I'd say hardcore salt water fish.
MaladaptedMedic
I work in a pet store... FUCK. SALTWATER TANKS. The amount of shit that goes into them is mind-boggling God forbid you do corals/sponges...
Celticgirl0110
musicalbuffoon
Your mom
dontfuckintouchme
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO