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Dec 31, 2015 2:09 PM
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megodk
Isn't Newton's First Law that a body will keep its current state unless being acted upon by outside forces?
moldyhands
I thought this was going to explain all of Newton's laws. Still good though.
Textuality
If we're going to keep daylight savings, let's do it right. Instead of changing by 1 hr, change it by 6. Swing/grave shift get sun too!
itsKABLAM
I calculate how much sleep I could get. But that keeps me from getting to sleep so I have to recalculate, and the cycle continues.
Proffesit
You're right OP I should go back to bed!
chinablue
Clinomania https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIZyqx83mso
Prommytheus
"Can you remember the last time we spent a whole Saturday in bed?" "DAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!" "...Nope."
humphhumph
This is meant to lightly poke fun at our desire to sleep, but sleep is crucial for health, cognitive performance and productivity
Iamfergy
Hubby said he needed to go to bed early tonight so he could take a nap tomorrow.
Gearwe
#4 http://www.bunicomic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/2014-09-08-Buni.gif
Gearwe
http://www.bunicomic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/2014-10-01-Buni.gif
TheRealMikeyRamone
I love sleep, but I never understood folks who slept til noon. Or that they aren't "morning" people. :/
humphhumph
It's partially genetic
Aysling
I'm wearing a 'The panda is my spirit animal' shirt while reading this XD Sleep...eat...repeat!
ProfessionalMemer
This post genuinely made me sleepy
Pencillin
#6 is me almost every day. Doubly-so if it's going to be less than 7 hours and I get bummed!
myr14d
I got halfway through these and fell asleep on my keyboard.
FreudIsMe
Calculating how much sleep I can get? Every night I set my watch it shows the amount of hours until alarm. I almost never exceeds 6 hrs :-(
humphhumph
You should change that
decoyyy
I see Philip J. Fry in the first one.
pdirichlet
something tells me this is distinctly non-random.
holty2297
If I got to bed now I will get exactly 4 hours and 17 minutes
jandeeg
This! So true!
StefanTheZog
Looked up clinomania. Checks out.
chinablue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIZyqx83mso
MagicallyMike
TIL I have clinomania.
qwertyivxx
THIS IS NOT RANDOM!.....its sleep
egonspenglersepididymis
Every reaction has an equal and opposite...sorry I went back to sleep.
spiritualbeingonahumanjourney
Random
StefanTheZog
And then. They get eaten.
ThisIsStupidYoureAnIdiot
I'm in bed right now! I'd highly recommend it
wardarama
5/7 would recommend
LordOfAllPenguins
But if I stay in bed for a whole week I'll be late to work!
iateabigredcandleonce
Me too!
StrangelySexee
Sure, I'll get in your bed
kaffeen91
Me too! And it's 3 in the afternoon!
SweetBabyJesus
I'll be right over. Are snacks allowed in your bed??
destinoz
I only start calculating how much sleep I can get when I know I'm going to hate the answer. I've never once been like "eight hours, yay!"
DroidHK47
As a night shift worker, morning DOES start at noon.
kootiepatra
10:30pm here. Then bedtime at 2:30pm. I kind of forget that anything besides "morning" exists.
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
7pm for me
IJUSTMADETHEVOICEINYOURHEADYELL
I SLEPT FOR 19 HOURS YESTERDAY. I'M NOT PROUD OF IT, BUT HOLY SHIT IT FELT SO GOOD.
poopjokesarefunny
Be proud of that accomplishment!
JudgeMentalCat
Yeah make up your sleep debt. Yes that's a thing. However, if you do that a LOT, just be aware excessive sleep is a sign of depression.
Traecer
Did that on Sunday. Worth it.
lauraface90
I know that feeling! Sometimes we need it
liyafae
I just woke up after a 10 hour sleep. Every night I get at LEAST 9 hours no matter what I do.
xWonko
but did you wake up at some point, then go back to sleep? cause i slept 14 hours straight
marcusmaximuslevinius
Don't feel guilty, you probably deserved it!
711isAnInsideJob
http://imgur.com/GkGkxfu
konwentolak
Nothing beats a 24 hour nap. Those army naps .... miss them
IJUSTMADETHEVOICEINYOURHEADYELL
SOUNDS LIKE WE HAD VERY DIFFERENT ARMY EXPERIENCES.
konwentolak
I was two days non-stop on duty as a medic.
Koshunae
You were great when I stumbled in. Several days field mechanic. Its one big blur
konwentolak
Hail to the machine god handymen
GuineaPigFriend
Am I the only one that feels like shit if I sleep for too long?
HypnoButler
Try hydrating more before bed.
rckblykitn
I end up with a headache when I sleep too much, but I do it almost every weekend anyway because I fucking love sleep haha
GuineaPigFriend
Haha. Yeah, I get awful headaches. Think it's just dehydration.
rckblykitn
That's exactly what I think it is too!
GuineaPigFriend
I may try drinking a butt load of water tonight and try and sleep forever and see how I feel!
rckblykitn
If I had to guess I'd think it'd just make you have to pee a bunch of times in the middle of the night. Maybe drink more if/when you wake up