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Sep 18, 2020 9:35 PM
Wafflelane
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cshwk
0 - just get in my face.
Ifyouthinkimseriousyoumissedthejoke
OK stats time: is 2 a British thing because we all fold shit up and make sandwiches? 3 personally is an abomination to me.
getadogupya
Cut twice, lengthways, for dunking in your boiled egg.
TheKingRamen
Number one. There is no argument for not exhibiting the bare minimum amount of class.
GG17GG17
3
Songnemtn2000
NOW the internet is fighting??
whyexactly
Yes, this is the very first time.
battleshit
It's not fucking 3, that's for sure.
thespaceneedle
Goddamit it’s #1 if you’re going out to breakfast, #2 if you’re making it at home and #3 if you’ve suffered brain damage
seyne
somedudeyoumightknow
Okay, Telly Monster. I'm still not joining your triangle cult.
JustBoone
#1 is the proper way.
blackholevoid10011
Them are fighting words
Frostbreaker1
I think we, as an internet, can agree it's not fucking 2
Neoeon
4. Dont. Just eat it.
Fairdinkums
Fold the cunt
Santobell42
Or cut fucker into strips.
SpookyCarnage
Similar question; which way do you fold it? Do you fold it like 1, 2, or 3?
beerlady
#3 are monsters
TheMountainWhale
With a knife?
Jokerthehulk
Poop knife?
TheMountainWhale
No. What's wrong with you? Those are for poops not toasts.
vidiv
No, with a spoon.
JuggoVuggo1
NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
If toast is cut diagonally he can't eat it.
Teenagemutantninjaturts
3 is weird
Officea6
#1 is for restaurants, #2 is just weird, #3 is just right
Scrotality
The only reason to cut toast is to dip it in something, so #1 is the best. Why else would you cut it at all?
LostInHisOwnMuseum
Oh, just fuck right off there with #2 bub.
SemiLucidUser
SaveitforQueenDoppelpoppolus
i reverse cut toast - i glue two pieces of toast into one megapiece
Mohaynow
/a/RSsSSYF
wondersquid
That's just a sandwich
SaveitforQueenDoppelpoppolus
not on top of each other obviously, end-to-end
wondersquid
That's just a poorly constructed sandwich
GloriousMonkfish
What does this mean.. I can't figure out what you're describing
Eturian
Who cuts bread like 3, psychopaths?
Eldricht
Eldricht
I--- I don't believe this. My first time breaking 100 points on any one thing and it's badly cut bread. I love you all. Never change <3
YayItsMillerTime
TIL toast is also cut different than this
lazykiwi101
alaest0r
Looks like one of those suture training kits...
Eldricht
You may be able to repair the outside, but inside he will always be a changed bread. Gone is that soft Milk Bread. Now he is a Hard Roll.
Vergenbuurg
I was told there would be no math.
Eldricht
It's okay, I'm pretty bread at math too. I haven't done any in so long I'm a little crusty. I'm loaf to even try at this point.
AmericanOstrich
Lumanson
What did your parents do to you?
Eldricht
I was born of chaos! Anarchy my sire! And bread... Bread is my canvas.
softlittlebite
HEATHEN SCUM!! for the love of nut butter why!?
Eldricht
Without this darkness, there can be no light.
Stabmatic
Ah yes, 'Fuck that bread up' technique. A rare form of cutting from a more civilized age.
twsx
Okay Picasso.
threechis
Picasso’s toast
Eldricht
I am glad to see that I am not alone in understanding true artistry!
drewcrosby
That's not toast.
Eldricht
That's the beauty of it though, this becomes toast and you can cut toast like this too! Will horrors never cease?
OffenisiveLlama
Fuck you
Eldricht
Thank you, OffensiveLlama, I feel truly offended! Very honored!
OffenisiveLlama
I try my best!
YokedMantis458
An objectively wrong way.
Eldricht
Wrong? Right? I'm the guy with the bread knife.
YokedMantis458
Well we’re going to need to do some investigation into who gave you a bread knife and how you were recklessly left unsupervised.
Eldricht
Are you callin me craaaaaazy?
YokedMantis458
Not crazy...
JennyIronTeeth
Triangle. Debate won.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
I was cheering for 2 & 3, but there no more arguments needed
2damngoon
Not if your eating from a bowl. If you are, it’s 2 or 3 or no cut.
laroline
I don’t like the triangle bc I like to eat the crust and then the middle part. 3 is the best for that
RatherRagged
Woah. Not so fast there bozo. It is 3.
PostMoThoin
No 3 is the only one that's symmetrical
BruceVelocity
only if you are a psycho.
am0k
1 only. Easier to take a first bite and to dip. No advantage to 2 or 3.
lazerfrog
Sorry, dip? What are you dipping toast into?
am0k
Egg usually. Sometimes gravy.
lazerfrog
Don’t you need soldiers for dippy eggs? None of these really work there
professoratacademyofcooldudeexcellence
It's one, always has been.
ProfessorChaos
One or none.
betterave
Yes, but I’m partial to the double cut triangle, myself. Started doing it for little kids. Now, as teens, they wolf down entire uncut slices
SumptuousMeat
Definitely. You can bite into it without getting butter on the side of your face/in your beard.
professoratacademyofcooldudeexcellence
Butter in the mustache is the worst, I love butter but hate the smell of it on my mustache. Happens almost every morning.
SaintCody
If you're going to cut it at all, it might as well be 1. But why cut toast?
Youaintseenmeright
Get you with your fancy triangles, we couldn't afford triangles
TicklesTrout
Look at*
Kakya
I prefer one but would not think anything of number 3. 2 is just an abomination.
Akurei00
2 and 3 are usually about the same. I just tend to see square bread slices. Not so rectangular.
PotatOSLament
It’s not that it’s rectangular, they cut a split-top loaf horizontally instead of vertically. One has the arches & the other is flat. Wrong.
JerzeeTomato
1 is for sandwiches... 3 is for toast.
ArtOfCreations
understandable. but no.
Goldmarble
Why the change of preference?
JerzeeTomato
Honestly, no idea... just how I roll, I guess.
uselesscommentsmyspecialty
Don’t care, but none of those have been buttered decently.
Knoxycotten
You understand... A true toaster
Ymrasu
Do you butter then cut or cut then butter?
oilgod
Pools of salty golden milk fat, so it dribbles down my chin. 'scuse me, I'm gonna need a minute alone...
VaultGirl69
You gotta Waffle House butter that toast. A huge blob in the middle, then cut in half diagonally.
bdoverflow101
Thems fightin words!
Quizz25S
Reminds me of toast you get from a restaurant that the cook's slapped some butter on and not even spread it around. God damn monsters.
joeswansonson
Slathered in butter. Slathered
GroumphLePreux
Oh my god ! This post has 320 comments ! Clearly the first world problem !
uselesscommentsmyspecialty
obastables
You know who doesn't butter to the edge of the toast? Heathens. that's who.
bronx72a
My dad would always eat only the part they buttered. Often 2 small half bites, 1 on each side, right in the center of the cut.
TheOneTrueGosh
Sad toast is sad.
Ilikechicken74
Number 3 has the best butter to bread ratio
normalizebeingalone
Definitely not toasted enough and over buttered
kaeldra
The true crime
mirrelle
Are you my fiance? Because my fiance puts an ungodly amount of butter on toast.
imgal76
Charlawilliams70
I think it is late. I absolutely lost it with this! Time for bed. Hahaha
TagAlongMan
Or toasted decently
SilentShift
It's not toast, it's still warm bread at that point...
chip700r
If I toast it too much it cuts the roof of my mouth
thesauceisboss
Reminds me of the tweet about the guy who invented croutons. Eats salad-I wish this hurt.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
That's what the dusting of cinnamon sugar on top of the butter is good for
GunnarTheGunner
Scieron
I keep seeing people saying #1. But im not gonna lie....I prefer #2 to be honest. Same with sandwiches. Never been a triangle bread fan.
threechis
Who hurt you?
FriendlyFallopian
THANK YOU. It feels good to not be wrong, doesn't it?
MisterTrashPanda
How many people do you have buried under your house?
CaptainNuclear0
Triangle just foesnt have the integrity at the tips imo.
Scieron
Exactly. Holding it is odd and you can't take bites that leave the toast/ sandwich symmetrical as easily instead of oddly lopsided.
CaptainNuclear0
Exactly ! If you're the kinda person that likes things on toast, triangles just arent the way to go.
BruceVelocity
for a sandwich, yes...but toast?
CaptainNuclear0
If you want anything *on* the toast yeah. Eggs, good jam, beans. They all need to be able to support some weight.
pickledpunk021
I like cutting it into 3 strips. So 3 long rectangles.
BishopHastur
I cut pb&j's that way. Makes them easier to dunk.
panickynakedape
MrShoez
Makes it easy to dip into the yolk if a soft boiled egg
caledric
This is the way
toodrunktoeatthischicken
That’s bordering on “soldiers”; this debate is already too hot to bring in subcategories dude
pickledpunk021
Hmmm...I'll stand down...Sorry. Toast gets me exited.
Bubbertubs
If grilled cheese counts as a kind of toast, then 1 otherwise don't cut it.
johnnyratbastard
Listen here you little shits. Cut it into 3 strips, then roll them up. Whole piece is gone in 3 bites. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
SeeYaLaterMethamphetaGator
How do you roll toast? Maybe raw toast, but not toasted toast.... Toast
johnnyratbastard
Add enough butter, you can roll that shit easy peasy.
damnshithellfart
Raw toast....
SeeYaLaterMethamphetaGator
Raw toast si senor
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thepromisedLAN
It's not fucking 2
Questionmorality
https://i.redd.it/ef063ueptgz31.jpg I bite my icecream
thepromisedLAN
Based on your text there i know exactly what that image is without even clicking it, and I hate it haha
ImBoredouttamyskull
I do #2 .. only because that's all the toast I'm able to eat at breakfast. I toast the other half the next day. I grew up with #1.
MutteringMisanthrope
yomommalaid
Number 2 is a sign of a serial killer.
thepromisedLAN
It's definitely the way red Cruz takes his toast
Hiboredimdad
Yeah im definitely a 1 guy. But I think we can all firmly agree that 2 guys are fucking wrong.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
This is how my husband cuts sandwiches!!!! I asked him if he was an actual insane person. Who cuts like that??
2ndStringTheory
Ive seen someone do a mix between 2 and 3. Not quite cut from corner to corner or down the middle. Was a goddamn mess
Revadarius
Let's clear this up. 1 is fancy shit they do in professional kitchens, 2 is what you do in your own kitchen, and 3 is what you do if..
Revadarius
.. you're a fucking psychopath. But 4th option is supreme, don't cut toast. That's what your teeth are for.
MathLovinMomma
Came here to say exactly this.
UsuallyComments
Whoever cuts that way, also puts milk in the bowl first before cereal.
ArtOfCreations
savages
Ifyouthinkimseriousyoumissedthejoke
I thought 3 was weird... I've had 2 before... A lot.
grootybooty
1 or 2. Unless you have sex with your relatives.
Lightshadow688
1. Not 2. 3 is deplorable, but 2 is heresy
FriendlyFallopian
#2 for president. 3 is just fucked
toodrunktoeatthischicken
So you’re the 700-odd psychopaths who would consider 3!? You nasty bunch of jazz-perverts
TooToosAndToycars
My Mom always cut like this. It's how I knew she didn't love me...
ArtOfCreations
keep your head up king, soon you'll find someone who will cut toast for you like number 1
CaptainClarification
Yeah two is clearly just savage, might as well rip it apart
cookiecrumblecrunching
3 can get fucked
Mikec311
I'm pretty sure #2 is 2 different slices of bread thay were cut. Somethings fucky
GiantEnemyMudcrabz
Housemaster
I cut it like 2
josepGameGod
I am 2 all the way baby
ProjectKurtz
We can at least all agree on this.
AMynaaa
I am a f 2 ?
thepromisedLAN
You sunk my battleship
StreetsAheadMemeDude
Unity against toast number 2!
Imfromvenusapparently
I do it the number 2 (hehe) way because that's how I'd also fold the bread if I were in a folded bread mood.
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Yea fuck number 2
Craicerjack
Oh shit man, you fucked up and put a "not" in there
mrnomoniker
Nize426
2 is good for sandwiches
RyanHaynes
1 is best for sandwiches, not counting uncut
tunesquad24
100%
NukedStar
Always 2
hdcompatible
Damn straight.
yamahsaurusRex
Lightshadow688
TheEvilHasLanded
You, outside now
BigOrkWaaagh
I gotchu fam
BuddyTheAlion
2 is two pieces of toast. How tf is it on the list?
TicklesTrout
I thought u were onto something but I think those breads are just long breads for some reason
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
It's one piece cut so that top half and bottom half are separated. It should be rotated a quarter turn in the pic to make it obvious.
cloel
It is NOT fucking 2
Ifyouthinkimseriousyoumissedthejoke
3 is surely worse. What if you're making sandwiches? Or a foldy over sandwich? You fold at the 2 cut
cloel
You're a psycopath
Ifyouthinkimseriousyoumissedthejoke
You sound just like my therapist... Well how they used to sound.
Ifyouthinkimseriousyoumissedthejoke
Then they were all like 'what are the cable ties and axe for?' so nosey..
Denvercoder09
People who cut bread like #2 also put one sock on and then one shoe and then the next sock and shoe.
Peepeeboy69
Hey thats me, tell me more about myself
PotatOSLament
The way you cut your bread is an abomination, for one.
RandomTurd
It's more efficient to put your shoes on that way. But number 2 definitely kicks puppies
jejorda2
Yes. To both.
RoadskiN
I put butter on my shoes and socks on my toast
iCanHearYouClemFandango
commonmind872
Serial killers. Those two along with dirty glass/sunglasses
missastromccluskey
Wait - I do that!
Kosjir
I do sock, shoe, sock, shoe because I'm fat and its less bending. But if someone cut my toast like #2 I'd put both shoes right up their ass.
sear3489
Same here man
thepromisedLAN
Good man
ThisOneKid
What about those that do shoe first, THEN sock?
thishousesmellslikefish
Sock, sock, shoe, shoe. 2 reminds me of my grandma.
laroline
I have a bad back and if it’s flaring up I’ll do that. It saves on movement and hurts less. Otherwise I do sock-shoe-sock-shoe
GlowGreen
so wait, you either do sock shoe sock shoe or sock shoe sock shoe?
laroline
Lmao typed it wrong
jackmichaels85
Leave it out. 3 is a fucking mess. 2 isn’t the problem.
tashhmahhal
2 is fine 1 is preferred and 3 is a monstrosity.
ArtOfCreations
you monster.
brickforpresident
How could you possibly split the top half from bottom half rather than down the middle?! Im so mildly upset right now
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
...2 is 3, only worse.
HaniiPuppy
3 is longways. Why would you cut bread long ways? At that point, why even slice the loaf of bread vertically if you're going to do that, ...
HaniiPuppy
... when you could have 3 on steroids by slicing the loaf horizontally?
jackmichaels85
There’s a thought. Long fucking slices like planks. Why not?
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
I wouldn't, 3 is awful too. 2 is just worse.
Dreigiau
3 at least is balanced. 2 isn't
vixenbelle24067
I don't see a difference between 2&3 other than the size of the bread
Dreigiau
The top of a loaf is 2 bumps with a valley in the middle. 3 cuts down the middle of the valley.
Dreigiau
I guess 'symmetrical' would be a better word than 'balanced'
Comodore64
2 is top half and bottom half, 3 is left and right (mirror image)
megaleg7
2 might be what ups the Macdonald triad to a quartet
themintypigeon
We never learned that in music theory
Malikhi
You okay there bud? Look like you're having a bit of a stroke there
eagalian
The Macdonald triad is a set of indicators for violent tendencies. If you have two or more, you’re a serial killer.
thepromisedLAN
Thanks lol
Malikhi
Oh. I learned something today. Cool