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Faith in humanity has been restored
Oct 27, 2016 3:18 PM
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Leaveittojebus
AndytheDorkPunkGotBanned
Accurate af,
VisionsDivided
Sthawwaths
was expecting "I have a boyfriend"
khris320
Old as fck
LynchlessMob
Set up
zeefeg123
@doouuu
AgentSplodey
Fake. As a tiny person, you just wouldn't even attempt that
SpeedyHamster
From working in retail, that stuff is top stock. It's retail for DON'T TOUCH!
jbird84
Finally! Someone treats a woman with equality!
TheSmitty17
I like to imagine he turned after the camera cut off and was like, "nah, I'm fucking with ya"
bed1am6666
"But don't worry cause tonight, you'll be fucking with me."
Rainbowtrout117
Why thats a repost i havent seen in a long time.
Gerrery
Throw the soda cans at them until one falls. Stock boys fault to begin with.
m4ttj0nes
Barefoot in a grocery store? *shiver*
FlyingCrow91
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/saw-that-going-differently.gif
TheAceOfTape
Short people: you really have got to hand it to them... because they can't reach it themselves
DarceVader18
What a gentlemen
NiceExuseGuy
adownvoteformeisanupvoteforhitler
Equality, bitch. Grab yo own shit.
judgmentday206
Now reverse it.
hotmale775
Feminists should be so proud.
ImpactFPS
Way to miss the point
BrandonLP
Someone reverse this please.
Sadpandathesad
Reposted so many times, it's pixels have cancer.
BewareTheCrocigator
its
Sadpandathesad
Lol autocorrect got me this time
BewareTheCrocigator
Thanks Obama
Sadpandathesad
Lol
youhaveadrumstickandyourbrainstopstickin
People don't understand the struggles of a short girl. I have to ask people to grab items from the top shelves for me at least once a month.
ImpactFPS
Sounds like you're low on patience with it.
IamNotAClone
As a male, if I can't reach something guess God didn't want me to have it
johntheswan33
Stadix
AOSUOMI
coloneljack1234
ThaddeusHamlet
And apparently you can milk that twist forever.
Storyainthadnomoral
You sound resentful HamletEnthusiast. Has it been a while since anyone milked your twist?
WrongEveryTime
Lewd
Storyainthadnomoral
Sorry
ThaddeusHamlet
Hey! That's my job as a Canadian! ... Sorry for yelling.
JaiLikeChai
Djmachale1
I needed this the other day commenting so I will never be left without the perfect reaction gif
JaiLikeChai
RagingRabbit
hppyhppyhppy
usernamehasalreadybeenchosentoomanytimes
there's a pudding stain on her back.
krayzilla
IT MIGHT BE DOODOO
MetalSkeletal
/a/oBxOY
racl101
She will have to *ahem* do some favors for it.
SexDungeonsandDragons
You just HAD to go there! Now I've got to go look for porn with the plot revolving around the exchange of sex for favors. THANKS A LOT.
Ojerk
A moment of silence for all lost pixels.
hppyhppyhppy
It is afterall a well traveled and well used .gif
hppyhppyhppy
updoots for all who commented.. : )
fashionyourseatbelts
the url is perfect.
loneliestloner
Always up vote Dave Chappelle
SpacialSpanner
There's a picture of me doing this at an old Bar job. I'll share it, but only if asked because rules.
hppyhppyhppy
I would love to see it.
hppyhppyhppy
And sorry for the delay.. life and whatnot..
MetalSkeletal
/a/VJ5qZ
getotterhere
MethGasolinePissLemonade
"Dave Chappelle! That ain't yo wife!"
lancerudager
"Go Home!"
Lolzorski
Hahaha this is so it. Good job
Slothophileatli
How do people find this shit? I try to find the perfect one but always come up short.
Hyero
In reality, a small person would already climb their way to the top to grab what they need.
Zeldazackman
Personally, I absolutely adore smaller folks with their on the fly thinking skills and in general.
blacktoenail
i'm 5'1" but i'm fat. i don't wanna break stuff. i wait there and cry until someone helps me.
IsuckAsthis
Sneaky look around, step on the green boxes and grab before someone notices.
poet4nothing
Philo26
Or throw something at it to knock it down!
PinkProzac
All. The. Time!
AMPLIFIEDFootsteps5IntenseMusic
And sometimes get caught by management types, tell u 2 come down while they get it 4 U, something OHS... your like I'm small! I do it!!
bethspore4
As a former small person, can confirm.
MrLovecraft
Can confirm. Am tiny.
justthereceptionist
I would just ask my husband he's 6 ft I'm 5'2 so nice to have a tall guy for everything lol
classybroad
5'1" I can't even reach the top shelf in the frozen section. Climber for life.
samsonguy920
I have perfect using cases of soda to get what I want. I even impressed one store manager with my use of one of those cloth collapsible >
samsonguy920
*perfected .... accidentally'ed a syllable.
samsonguy920
> wet floor signs that are stored in about every other aisle.
assnoodle
Can confirm. 5'2
XxXeuropaXxX
I just go grab random strangers, I cant reach the top shelf of anything. Most ppl chuckle and still help me anyways.
MoreCowBellBaby
Every damn time. Found out it's not a bad pick up line
CulpaScintilla
...Pun intended?
Justabuckeye
Not staged at all, nope not at all.
AdamAz
No mam would ever do that, especially a bl@ck man. He probably fucked her after
ThePerfectCommentDoesntexi
http://imgur.com/XniMmHr
321Nik
this- who cares if it is or not? just let us enjoy the funny fucking gifs without paying any attention to its credibility.
chrisdafish
I do something similar to this when a parent won't let their kids buy something I get it for myself
LongUserNamesGiveMeWood
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
With Vine shutting down, we'll probably get flooded with these kind of short vids/gifs
EggOfWisdom
I'm guessing it wasn't staged but if a gif kept going he was probably just messing with her and gave whatever that was. Just guessing though
420blazeitbitchez
Who gives a shit you moany prick so it isn't fake does that take away from the joke no so stfu and stop being s whiny bitch
Vryistal
You won't believe this but a lot of movies aren't real either! Somehow I still enjoy those though! This too in fact!
DickMercenary
Wait what? Next you'll tell me stand up comedians come up with their act before walking on stage!
InsertAmusingUserName
Funny how nature does that
raidleadergutts
People don't think it be like it is, but it do.
FuckThisThingInParticular
Damn nature! You silly!
FaceBookAI
do* you gotta stay true to the ghetto
DeviIsAdvocate
Right? It's like a Joseph Ducreux meme. "It provokes insanity, as to how nature doth an instance as such."
sumowoman
As a short woman I can confirm that we hop and hop all day long. Hop to reach top shelf, hop to reach the door handle... Endless hopping.
ImpactFPS
On camera right before a tall guy shows up though?
MarioBoon
even in bed? nudge nudge ;-)
sumowoman
Yeah, we need to hop to get on the bed too. Everything is too high.
MarioBoon
How short are you, woman!! :)
xybolt
If everything is too high, make 'm low. Like there are low beds for sure.
TheBeadMaster
Who goes to the grocery store without shoes on? People poop on those floors!
eetsumkaus
um, have you been to San Francisco?
DidItForScience
Lots of people in Hawaii.
Blizky
Me, in Austin everywhere and others too. The only place I dislike going barefoot is the pet store. But I forget shoes sometimes.
ellisDtripp25
Natives
SaraSlaughter
Wore shoes to school and that was it. The rest of the time, always barefoot. Florida, Clearwater Beach.
nelsonrising572
I used to work at a grocery store. One of the porters (custodians) pooped on the floor at least 3 times in the time that I worked there.
pacey5714
Most store prohibit people fron being barefoot.its so people dont injure themselves on their property if they were step on glass for example
AeonsShadow
As someone who works retail... yes there is.
veesee
Basically the entire population of Australia....
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
And that, is what you're getting from this?
Soundoftesticles
https://media.tenor.co/images/12068bb3f9a2786390558ea42ddb2334/raw
Actualdeadpool
I don't care. Shoes are a nuisance.
nvmbed
This was in Brazil. Here we don't poop at our local markets, we do it in the streets only.
MilanDarlingRoma
I gave you another point just to see it turn 900. I'm turnt af, so yeah. Have a nice day
Gaviao24
As someone who lives in Miami, I've seen this countless times.
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodydothedinosaur
my feet are too fucked up to wear shoes, I need prosthetics to not walk on the floor, but my arms don't work but I can't balance on 1 prosth
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodydothedinosaur
etic to pick something up with my feet so I don't really know what to do half the time
KaishaAngelico
Have you ever been to Australia?..
HorseHeadMonster
The same kind of person how buys a styrofoam cooler.
lcplspanky
Can confirm, I've had to clean it up a few times
FckyourselfSarah
More to the point, people step on poop then walk around those floors.
Kurianichi
When I visited New Zealand quite a lot of people go bare foot about anywhere.
yuyufan43
I was there for a month and didn't see that. What I did see was a guy wanking it with his blinds open at street level. Fantastic stuff
Kurianichi
My uncle lived there for years and said that's normal. Maybe it depends where you are mh
yuyufan43
I went EVERYWHERE from the far North to far South on both islands. In all fairness, I didn't go to the beach often.
yuyufan43
Or did you mean the wanking thing was normal? I'm pretty sure that's normal everywhere. :P
MemeDumpster
Shart in mart
BlowDog
You would be surprised. On a hot day in SoCal a lot of people go barefoot in the stores and on the street
Groose
As someone who works in a grocery store people don't poop on the floor...service dogs do.
BearFriskies
They do in retail.
Rockageddon
Beach people... As a person who's lived in Florida, Australia, and Hawaii. Fucking beach people.
emeralddawn
Where I grew up no one wears shoes. Grocery store, restaurants, gas stations. Doesn't matter. Everyone is freaking barefoot all the time
n0numbers
Who is filming in a grocery store?
szepasszony
By people,, do you mean... you?
Mayz9001
Americans, why shart in mart?
chrisdafish
Some people have thicker skin on their feet for some reason
horizonsofchaos
I live in a beach area. Totally normal for folks to come into stores barefoot in the warmer months
yuyufan43
I'm barefoot while I dog walk a lot in the woods. Due to being a walker for so long, my skin is like leather anyway. *feeling sexy*
SpoilFlunk
ZOMGNO
In NZ, lots of people. Heaps of hobbits and Peter Jackson types... barefoot always.
Scotticus93
I think she's wearing flip flops
pitykitty
The guy, not her. I thought the same thing lol
Ivalicenyan
Worked in retail for an embarrassing amount of years, can confirm some people literally, not figuratively, will shit on the floors. No Joke.
masturbatinginmybatmansuit
This clip is from Brazil probably a market next to a beach.
iAintNoSynthDammit
not joking when i say some guy walked into Velocity Market here, went to the meat dpt., dropped his pants and uncorked his ass right there
iAintNoSynthDammit
i worked at an IGA and heard the rumour from a customer so i actually called and asked if somebody took a shit on their floor,apparently yes
micmic00
I think thats only in Walmart
whatdoesdonkeylike
In Australia those are called coon boots.
Gomer592
gay time OK, macca's pushin it, a bare footed black guy is wearing 'coon boots'? or did i miss something.....
yuyufan43
Lol. I don't know if this is racist but I'm almost hoping it is just because I laughed way too hard.
poets
Feet are the shoes god gave us. -That guy
theavengingewok
But...Jesus wore sandals...
Rc58
Grocery stores have some of the dirtiest floors -- go in with clean feet, come out and you've got black soles. I don't get it
Cere4l
guilty as charged, i sometimes dont wear shoes for months and putting them on just for the supermarket feels weird
Lyrahani
When I was kid I rarely wore shoes between May and September. My feet were SO dirty and I loved it. My mom didn't.
Cere4l
"but your feet are so dirty now, how could i let you into my house" "well, youre wearing shoes inside.... so err"
shebasfire
On the opposite end of that spectrum, I wear shoes even inside my house.
sunnystayposi
I never thought twice about that til I worked in a house where you couldn't wear shoes inside because of the crawling children. Now (1/2)
sunnystayposi
I wish my house was that clean (2/2)
ObviBro
I'm wearing shoes right now. On my computer.
ObiWanShalomi
Isn't that bad for the computer
ChromeEagle
Da833zKn33z
I saw his bare fucking feet and was like 'do you want worms? Cause that's how you get worms!'
Manieman
Sometimes i dont because i forget they aren't in my car no fucks given
FluffyMcDoogle
wtf? that never happens in aus (that ive herad of) we go barefoot everywhere and anywhere
HailFire626
You just never find out 'cause the worms are smart enough hide the bodies. Clever buggers.
ThePigeons
baweis24
Hook worms get in my feet
Rc58
I think this is pretty rare -- and certainly not something you'd get at a grocery store, haha
Koshunae
Shit that dudes huge. Probably has his size 18 nikes on order and theyre taking forever.
adownvoteformeisanupvoteforhitler
jiggers
Da833zKn33z
Yeah at first I thought you meant chiggers, but I looked it up and jiggers and chiggers are way different than I thought. Jiggers are 1/2
Da833zKn33z
far more terrifying than chiggers and chiggers are itchy and irritating as fuck 2/2
SadSack
Getting downvoted because of ignorance? First world knows nothing outside of its home town?
Crogicun
This is literally what the worms are called. Look it up instead of downvoting.
adownvoteformeisanupvoteforhitler
No kidding right? I don't make the names up, it just is what it is.
PolarBears91
Ha! My sister's fiancé works at a London Drugs as a safety and conservation officer, and he showed me a video of this woman at the 1/?
PolarBears91
Checkout line and sheen she walked away there was a massive smear on the floor, the way she shifted to get it out of her pant leg 2/?
PolarBears91
Made me think that out wasn't her first rodeo 3/3
CosmicTraveler
Oscill8s
What the actual fuck
Sugarcrotch
everybody has one talent... it might not be useful or what you want but its there
BanterBadger
who do you know... that goes around pooping on the floor in a grocery store...
Ivalicenyan
Try working retail. People WILL shit on the floors, intentionally.
jazzchameleon
My friend worked at Publix and saw it happen on security can
jazzchameleon
It's actually a legit problem, I've seen two or three different videos. It's not people you know, it's people you kinda avoid
bektastic
I work in a grocery store. Most of the time it is just an accident. Someone soils themselves and it falls out is the most common reason
bektastic
(this happened before I started working here) but some woman had diarrhea in her lacy panties. She just took them off in bread & went on
DumbBr0ad
Jesus christ, that's... that's terrible. I hope she didn't open a loaf to wipe her ass.
BearFriskies
worked at a large retail store. (an atrium of art supplies you might say) we had poop show up several times a year. Adult sized poop.
BanterBadger
That's actually the weirdest thing I've ever heard
BearFriskies
I feel the need to mention this was not in the bathrooms. Womens bathroom incidents were more like every day or two. I am not exaggerating.
YouHaveCaptainDiometes
Maintenance at Wal-Mart, you're giving me flashbacks.
InboxMeYourBeards
I think he does have shoes on bc I can't really see any toes. They're just a bad color. Like flesh colored leggings.
outdoorswithjess
There just isn't enough pixels to tell D:
normalnancy
Rewatching and intently staring at a man's feet
SeeTheNumbersTasteTheViolence
That nigga bare foot son...
bringabringa
Had to come back just to upvote this comment
himynameisRi
Nope. Definitely no shoes. I can see his toes and when he leans forward, his foot bends in a way that wouldn't if he were wearing shoes.
Ombenth
He is wearing shoes. His feet are significantly lighter than the rest of his body. That foot bend looks perfectly normal as well.
tallbo
No he is not wearing shoes. The lighter color is his heel and the sides of his feet and very visible toes.
CouncilmanJeremyJamm
He's wearing one foot
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the internet, where you can watch two dudes argue over whether or not someone is wearing shoes.
tallbo
There can be only one! (right person)