WullieBlake
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Mar 24, 2018 8:37 PM
WullieBlake
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obligatoryguy
For realz, how is death the beginning of everything?
hipshopbutcanthap
I've always heard. The beginning of eternity the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every place.
birnamredux
“Awed” has one syllable.
AtsaMattaForYou
tigerbalm2986
letter E
MIusername
Nope. None of that happened.
InoZera
I mean... They aren't wrong?
greenrayofsunshine
That black hole
Fractoman
Why is there a green smudge on this post?
themechanic68
You're an idiot
JulzyDancer
I would like to buy a vowel please
MidLifeChrysler
People that use the word 'banal' in everyday conversation are the most insufferable douchebags.
murderhobbit
R/im14andthisisdeep
RuFusDarK
I thought it was the Big Bang tbh. Oops
Hypobaric
How tf is death the beginning of everything? Little idiot
iwyn
B'anal'
GoliathSkittles
https://youtu.be/oz88kJSdT6Y?t=1m17s
longNECKpeople
Yea, kids on point.
longNECKpeople
If this actually happened
ThisUserNameReallySucks
The kid isn’t wrong.
PizzaStation
Then everyone started clapping.
chunkii
You silly shit, that’s awesome.
illistan
letter e
pinkevilgirl
C'mon, it's: The beginning of eternity, the end of every place. The beginning of the end, and the end of time and space.
Siouxdenim
Exactly
MouseTheFooDog
That doesn't work as well though, the beginning of "the end" is T, not E
Midgetsoup
E
rusrsdude
Yes it says so in the post. Thank you for the clarification.
DreadPierateRoberts
I didn't read that far
rusrsdude
Did you read from bottom to top? LOL
jakefromstatefarmmmmmm
(1/2) This is the worst version of this I’ve seen. It doesn’t rhyme. Should be: “I’m the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space
jakefromstatefarmmmmmm
The beginning of every end, and the end of every place.”
Cyanosis1184
R/thatreallyhappened
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NotShakespearesSchool
My fifth grader was reading at college level -- could have been a private school. Perspective matters.
Porecomesis
You have a very compressed world view if this seems implausible to you.
AltEff4
You don't have a first grader if you think this was written on the board for them to read.
AltEff4
They can absolutely comprehend the idea. But no 1st grade teacher is giving multiple 10 letter words for their class to read.
TheThorniestBerry
It made the news a few months ago. I think everyone just over analyzed the reactions of the kids. It was a pretty dumb news story too.
Falos
Well, some people DO like to quote "death is the beginning". As if the antonym of expiration is somehow negated by pretending hard enough.
AltEff4
The point is, no teacher would write this for a 1st grade class because the words are advanced. Source: I have a 1st grader
RoseTheSpecialEdTeacher
You'd be surprised what kids say and think. Sadly, the deep ones are usually the ones that are abused or othereised fucked up.
Adthay
I was really into riddles as a kid and always "death" if the question was a what am I that included a lot of stuff, because not because 1/
Adthay
I was deep or something but because it was the right answer a lot and I wanted to be right 2/2+
TotallyNOTtheCIAdudeSERIOUSLY
Idk man, kids are fucking weird/scary sometimes
flamekinzealor
Worked at Boys and Girls club, can confirm
SelfiesAreAppreciated
I was told by my 3 year old nephew that I was gonna die. Agreed that kids are scary.
LordAlfrey
AltEff4
I'm copying my first graders spelling words for you: head, read, use, few, boy. This didnt happen because these aren't 1st grade level words
Xedi22
We had those in kindergarten....cursive too. 2nd grade made me “learn to print”. Asshats.
Fishworshipper
I don't know, 'death' is a pretty basic word and I wouldn't put it past a first grader to answer with it.
AltEff4
Clearly. Verbally, they could figure it out. The point is it's written on a board. 1st graders aren't given 10 letter words.
Fishworshipper
It's possible that this was written on Monday and was read aloud to the class, and any questions about word meanings were answered then.
SoIJustWriteAnythingHere
but the answer of death doesnt make sense
Sapherno11
How so? I agree the first doesn't, but the other lines do sorta match up. Want me to walk through each line? (not condecending, just offerin
justatinyzergling
Well not litteral death but it could be argued that everything starts with the end of something else
Sapherno11
True, but I was more saying the other lines fit fairly well. Death would be the "end of everywhere", because places have significance we
Sapherno11
give them. Death of humans, those places loose significance, they simply "Are". Though Death of the planet would kill "everywhere" too
AtsaMattaForYou
kaijinMaker
.
bobtheaxolotl
Correct.
Schmongo
Correct
MrBoogerPig
It's a statement not a question :)
Vykoz
Yes
PoetDesmond
Yes.
thxph
Oh, I know this one. It’s a magic mailbox.
AmelieWithSpoon
Yes.
Thisusernameisalreadyinyouse
Yep, that is an astute observation.
igndar
Actually, 8
KobeBurger
mrr90
It is not a question.
belselk77
Whaat
aguacatedeldiablo
5 letters
VeganFeministFlatEarther
It always annoys me that this is so grammatically broken for no fucking reason. "What has four letters, sometimes has nine, and 1/2
VeganFeministFlatEarther
Never has five." Is grammatically correct and even makes more fucking sense, and doesn't look like a 4 year old wrote it. 2/2
DIDJAPUTYERNAMEINTHEGOBLETUVFIRE
Dyslexia!
JCBaggins
Yes.
bobstallone
Words
clitflicker
W-h-a-t has 4 letters, s-o-m-e-t-i-m-e-s has 9 letters, but n-e-v-e-r has 5 letters.
MehOK
Thanks for spelling it out
usernameiwontforget
Ahhh, I thought the 4 was an arrow.... ????
Justbreakshit
Doesnt it have 2 letters?
JustSomeEnglishGuy
Yes, also has 4 letters
cnutmuffin47
And somehow has 8, as well.
MadeAnAccountSoTheLogInPopUpStops
7*
Rixius44
In actuality, there are 9 letters
PSFE43X
Bravo team.