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I'm almost willing to pay the $2.99 to see what the hell it's about lol.
FP EDIT: Y'all are awesome :) Do people actually send nice things when people say to send something nice? What are the nice things? I want nice things! Stop hoarding your nice things dammit!
PirateArrrgument
Chuck tingle is a national treasure.
Gianttesticlemonster
FancySharkDinnerParty
Chuck Tingle is a national treasure.
keyblader1985
This is actually the first Chuck Tingle book I've seen that wasn't gay (as opposed to lesbian).
sometimesiupvoteatrandom
That battery level... Nice.
OrdinarilyBob
mity0k23
The title gets better with every word.
DamnSpiffy
There's a podcast of people reading his works that I wish had more episodes: http://www.nightvalepresents.com/poundedinthebuttbymyownpodcast
ImaFullNudeTypaBitch
Omg I had to Google it to see if it was real, it is!!!!!
DoktorWeasel
It's Chuck Tingle. Go look him up. His titles are the best.
Mostlybored
I'm buying one to put in the old bookcase. Waiting for its moment.
AxellTheDragon
Shark lifeguard you say? I'm listening.
doomedelf
Please do and report back to let us know what it's about and if we should
WilliamWeird
Apparently they are pretty fun to read, and not in a cringe ironic way
Larktonguesinadicecup
I asked my gay friend if they're like... Just funny or actually erotic and he said they're super hot.
BeachJustice2000
ihpkmn
There's a reason why r/sharktits exists.
FancySharkDinnerParty
xochiluvr
Jesus christ.
RoutemasterFlash
I just noticed what battery level your phone is on, and approve.
JackalopeElope
blairsette
So I don’t understand... is this guy calling the other guy not nice because he is not... you know... the butt thing?
Lamplord
aRootinaTootin
Is this the guy who comes up with anime titles?
bill4935
"Who ordered all these huge anime titles?"
DuzyPies
Didnt know chuck was doing stuff with girls in it now
friendsofsandwiches
is this a movie or...what?
Rovylern
Karnage70
It's an old meme, sir, but it checks out!
Woestkonijn
Guys, we have come full circle. XD
Teikalen
Did you deliberately wait until your battery was at that level before grabbing a screenshot? ☺
GreasyMuchacho
Happy accident
RoutemasterFlash
From the man who brought you "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt" and "Pounded In The Butt By My Book, 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'"
venomlash
I believe there was a third installment. Betcha can't guess the title.
RoutemasterFlash
"Pounded In The Butt By The Abstract Concept Of Being Pounded In The Butt"?
Woestkonijn
Breaking the 4th wall repeatedly.
RoutemasterFlash
A hyperdimensional tesseract of gonzo buggery.
mksu
Yeah, he's famous for those.
ViceCitySoundtrack
Not famous enough
cainofdreaming
So, does "two time Hugo Award finalist" mean that he got two letters from Hugo Awards telling him to let it be the final time he sends 1/2
cainofdreaming
a book for them to judge? 2/2
MauroSanchez
Is this better then that movie , Velocipastor?
BishlamekGurpgork
Oh, the documentary?
onefukkedduck
Everything is
CatFeeshandDog
I just rented that last night. I had no idea what I was in for. Let’s just say my hope of a well-rendered velociraptor was disappointed.
BoofBoofPass
I dunno the gloves were pretty on point.
HonestCommentFarmer
He's branched out into Lesbian erotic novels!? The guy's mutli-talented. Well, that's a bit of a stretch but... you know what I mean.
Raoin
Damn. Its only on kindle. I was gonna buy it and ship it to my friends
TallyReign
You're the best kinda battle buddy
GreasyMuchacho
I wish you were my friend, you sound awesome!
blzbob
Ah the Tingleverse. So diverse and wonderful.
tg2222222
A diverse collection of butts.
Superchief86
Truly the most inclusive of all verses. Everybody, or not body, is welcome!
Woestkonijn
I love chuck! He often asks his Twitter peeps about advice on pronouns and what they would prefer. Love is real bitches.
Elonth
so. are these actual books or just hilarious photoshops uploaded to amazon?
BGTisme
Actual books. Surprisingly readable too; Chuck Tingle has writing chops but decided to make wtf porn for some reason.
BeardedXBatman
Two time Hugo award finalist
CloudsandRainandSunandWind
Wait, what?!
TheSuperSquirrel
Google "Reactionary Sci-Fi Writers Pounded in the Butt by Their Own Attempt to Give Chuck Tingle a Hugo Award."
CloudsandRainandSunandWind
Wow. What a ride! Tingle seems to be a really good guy.
mithiwithi
The story behind that is pretty wild in its own right.
SlinkyMalinki
And? Don’t leave us hanging.
ivemadeahugemistack
I may be mis-remembering a bit so take with a grain of salt, but I think for the first a whole bunch of sexist types nominated him 1/?
icer190
"Sexist types" Nah. First time it was a joke for a nomination. Second time the leader ran an external audit. Third time someone else took
icer190
over, ran a slate of Men, Women, Right, Left, and diverse creeds. All by being 100% slandered by the in-clique at Hugo. Then jackass mcdon't
ivemadeahugemistack
As a joke on a feminist writer/ on gender diversity in general. Tingle won(? Maybe) and got a prominent feminist friend to accept the award.
phuzz00
https://www.vox.com/2016/5/26/11759842/chuck-tingle-hugo-award-rabid-puppies-explained
MassiveMaoMao
Don’t tell me you’ve never heard of Chuck Tingle. The can of worms has been opened.
Photeus
Aladdin: Genies' Tale
BearsDontCare
I think there is one called, fucked by a game controller
ViceCitySoundtrack
I think you mean two time Hugo award finalist *Dr.* Chuck Tingle
GreasyMuchacho
I haven't till today. Every single one of his books sound like something Tina Belcher would write lol.
Woestkonijn
Oh man, he is a legend. Not only does he write these very fast, he also wants to include everyone. He also had these nice choose your own>
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
How long are each of them?
Woestkonijn
Not very long as the stories are max 60 pages. I listen to them on my drive home which is 30mins
Woestkonijn
Adventure style ones. And he has a podcast: pounded in the but by my own podcast where people read the stories out loud. ♥️