Apr 10, 2019 2:48 AM
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Dickbuckles
I like when the guy in red pants almost eats it.
MorRochben
But how the hell do you brake
garrnk
Treat the grass like a green screen add in snow after filming
CerealForBreakfast
afambelafonte
SuckAFuck
ChampionMan
Those guys almost ate shit a couple times and this is the commercial. That’s a no from me, dawg.
COGtheundead
Man I wish there was a way to break my leg at all times of the year.
TheBestRussian
Or have creative ways to get permanent grass stains on your eyeballs
remindmetostopprocrastinating
I did this a LOOONG time ago. Was really fun, but falling on grass hurts way more than falling on snow because friction.
chrishallett83
I saw these on a television show called Beyond 2000 when I was a kid, and they looked fucking stupid then.
cinderspires
those knees are fucked
Hoparistic
This is the whitest thing I've ever seen
JustAPileOfCats
Is that David Schwimmer?
JesuisThor
Gnarly
Topi41
„Eat this, damn nature!“
ddashizzle
I like it how they cut the clip just before dude bro eats it bad towards the end of the clip (second or third to last)...
truthsmiles
It's all fun and games until you get to the bottom of the hill and there's no ski lift.
PoweredbyOSengine
I was thinking about how bad they would be to clean if they rolled through dog shit...
Megamastermetamememaker
maybe a car? i know it sounds extreme...
drunkbs
So once you take your car to the top and ski to the bottom... What? Another car?
Dont they have girlfriends ore wives?
I doubt it, they're 'skiing' on dirt with treads strapped to their feet.
RexNihil
I'm white and nerdy, and even to me this is some nerdy white bullshit.
TheMayo16
Yes, but you do look like an idiot
Juggalomidgetparty
Get your treads lubed up, grab a stick of Juicy Fruit. The taste is gonna move you!
Johnnythm123
Is this a mentos commercial?
MontanaBanana
With those monster balls, I’m surprised they could kick so high
OhNoNotThatGuyQuickEverybodyHide
As long as there isn't one small rock on that hill they should be okay.
BootsNCatsNBootsNCatsN
Juicy fruit is gunna move ya
TheRicM
Oh man good times! Lol
MAGMADIV3R
It's got a taste that gets right through ya
Found it! Take a sniff...pull it out https://youtu.be/ivFNO7qorvI
Logan9Fingers
Im a swedish dude with blonde hair and blue eyes. I look like hitlers wet dream, and these people are 1000% whiter than me.
4everwild
Snow is cool because there’s no rocks
Wmcmwa
Tell that to the core of my new snowboard
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
...that you can see.
hotrodny
Yes, rocks dissolves when snow fall on them. When snow melts, the rocks reappear.
dontrike
Ice is just snow-rock.
PunkassUnicorn
They couldn't even film this ad without one of them hitting a pretty nasty rock near the end.
SuperDramaticFusion
Also because snow is frozen water...
CookieDOH
Tell that to Schumacher
TheSilverSeraph
You could try, but I suspect he won't listen too well
So rude
AnnoyingBoi
truth hurts
ioscius
and because you don't ruin the grass in the process
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
Yeah, ever seen a ski slope in summer?
PostmasterG
the late 80s early 90s called... they want their awesome back
FourteenKaratGoldSlumComputerWizard
Hey, uh, 1995 called! They want their “certain year called wanting its blank back" formula back!
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
Radical!
AUserName4Me
It looked rough, they probably want their knees back.
DanFranzen
My purple ketchup begs to differ.
trollprozac
Early 80s bro
Captain77
I was thinking the same thing. I remember seeing these in the late 80 early 90s.
oshodatwan
These niggas tough up
buzzl1ght
We had a "ski slope" with these in town in the 80s
BukkakeRider3000
Modern version:
NoForethought
yup.. nope.
Inarticulated
Hey.. Death Stranding
IndianStreamRepublic
I really admire the raw confidence of the 80's
They had to be bold to outshine their outfits.
GoblinOfPoliticalSuccubus
Cocaine helped
lunchboxgoat
The late 80s early 90s called... They want their joke back.
The joke world just called you and asked for your "I know you are but what am I" back...
Says the person who is made of glue. While I stand here made made of rubber with the inability to have things stick to me.
illegalacorn
oh my god, did you tell them about 9/11?
No, but I did tell them about miss cleo and how she was a rip off.
dghammer
Had a pair of these in the late 70's.
NewarkWilder
v
RantMannequin
“Deal with it”
bigdog838
never really understood what are these guys doing. but they seem to enjoy it
MitchBeaucannon
I really wanna know how those guys are doing nowadays.
GarthBlader
The Hiv.. they're dead. .
prozacfish
Alans doing well managing a Wendy’s in Decatur, Mike shot himself, and Pete is still selling his ass for $10 under a bridge in LA.
sendmepuppers
Good for Mike.
Youcanbekittycat2000orwhatever
Canofminus
Tosh.o did do a follow up. They are doing well
kakivara
This is aggressively white.
Aceh0le87
yeah you right, those dudes do look employed, with supportive fathers. xD
As a white guy, I snort laughed. +1
ReturnOfActionCheese
They found a way to make rollerblading even more gay
JupitersWitch
I've never understood how the position of wheels on a shoe makes one gay or not gay.
ataradov
There are roller-skis, and they are pretty awesome if you can handle falling on the asphalt at 30 mph.
bingotown
Done it a couple times on a bike. Would not recommend.
ElbowdeepinElmo
You don't enjoy picking small, sharp stones out of wounds for hours? Weirdo
BradyHarkonen
On the paved surface you are usually fine. It's this you have to watch for. https://youtu.be/pEbZp9ZekrE
davebeastly
That Octopus guy everyone hates literally reposted this 4 minutes after you. 4 minutes.
ITalkAboutGoats
Octopus guy?
Octopusseventwo. Notorious no-source spam poster like LindaDee.
TrustmeImadoctorzoidberg
Just checked her page again. Last 12 months: 0 posts, 5 comments for a total of -452 points. We still haven't forgotten
tugboatcaptain
Oh for a second I thought it was TinyOctopus and I was sad.
napalmEnema
That guy is a douchenozzle talking in the third person I'd rather have the spam bot thanks
Oh no. TinyOctopus is great.
Ditto
NapalmZer0
didn't even make it through filming the commercial before the first lawsuit came in and shut those nice boys down. :(
Vaenaemoenen
What do you mean?
appear dangerous, likely in US to cause injury resulting in lawsuit. (mediocre joke)
Dickbuckles
I like when the guy in red pants almost eats it.
MorRochben
But how the hell do you brake
garrnk
Treat the grass like a green screen add in snow after filming
CerealForBreakfast
afambelafonte
SuckAFuck
ChampionMan
Those guys almost ate shit a couple times and this is the commercial. That’s a no from me, dawg.
COGtheundead
Man I wish there was a way to break my leg at all times of the year.
TheBestRussian
Or have creative ways to get permanent grass stains on your eyeballs
remindmetostopprocrastinating
I did this a LOOONG time ago. Was really fun, but falling on grass hurts way more than falling on snow because friction.
chrishallett83
I saw these on a television show called Beyond 2000 when I was a kid, and they looked fucking stupid then.
cinderspires
those knees are fucked
Hoparistic
This is the whitest thing I've ever seen
JustAPileOfCats
Is that David Schwimmer?
JesuisThor
Gnarly
Topi41
„Eat this, damn nature!“
ddashizzle
I like it how they cut the clip just before dude bro eats it bad towards the end of the clip (second or third to last)...
truthsmiles
It's all fun and games until you get to the bottom of the hill and there's no ski lift.
PoweredbyOSengine
I was thinking about how bad they would be to clean if they rolled through dog shit...
Megamastermetamememaker
maybe a car? i know it sounds extreme...
drunkbs
So once you take your car to the top and ski to the bottom... What? Another car?
Megamastermetamememaker
Dont they have girlfriends ore wives?
drunkbs
I doubt it, they're 'skiing' on dirt with treads strapped to their feet.
RexNihil
I'm white and nerdy, and even to me this is some nerdy white bullshit.
TheMayo16
Yes, but you do look like an idiot
Juggalomidgetparty
Get your treads lubed up, grab a stick of Juicy Fruit. The taste is gonna move you!
Johnnythm123
Is this a mentos commercial?
MontanaBanana
With those monster balls, I’m surprised they could kick so high
OhNoNotThatGuyQuickEverybodyHide
As long as there isn't one small rock on that hill they should be okay.
BootsNCatsNBootsNCatsN
Juicy fruit is gunna move ya
TheRicM
Oh man good times! Lol
MAGMADIV3R
It's got a taste that gets right through ya
TheRicM
Found it! Take a sniff...pull it out https://youtu.be/ivFNO7qorvI
Logan9Fingers
Im a swedish dude with blonde hair and blue eyes. I look like hitlers wet dream, and these people are 1000% whiter than me.
4everwild
Snow is cool because there’s no rocks
Wmcmwa
Tell that to the core of my new snowboard
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
...that you can see.
hotrodny
Yes, rocks dissolves when snow fall on them. When snow melts, the rocks reappear.
dontrike
Ice is just snow-rock.
PunkassUnicorn
They couldn't even film this ad without one of them hitting a pretty nasty rock near the end.
SuperDramaticFusion
Also because snow is frozen water...
CookieDOH
Tell that to Schumacher
TheSilverSeraph
You could try, but I suspect he won't listen too well
CookieDOH
So rude
AnnoyingBoi
truth hurts
ioscius
and because you don't ruin the grass in the process
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
Yeah, ever seen a ski slope in summer?
PostmasterG
the late 80s early 90s called... they want their awesome back
FourteenKaratGoldSlumComputerWizard
Hey, uh, 1995 called! They want their “certain year called wanting its blank back" formula back!
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
Radical!
AUserName4Me
It looked rough, they probably want their knees back.
DanFranzen
My purple ketchup begs to differ.
trollprozac
Early 80s bro
Captain77
I was thinking the same thing. I remember seeing these in the late 80 early 90s.
oshodatwan
These niggas tough up
buzzl1ght
We had a "ski slope" with these in town in the 80s
BukkakeRider3000
Modern version:
NoForethought
yup.. nope.
Inarticulated
Hey.. Death Stranding
IndianStreamRepublic
I really admire the raw confidence of the 80's
NoForethought
They had to be bold to outshine their outfits.
GoblinOfPoliticalSuccubus
Cocaine helped
lunchboxgoat
The late 80s early 90s called... They want their joke back.
PostmasterG
The joke world just called you and asked for your "I know you are but what am I" back...
lunchboxgoat
Says the person who is made of glue. While I stand here made made of rubber with the inability to have things stick to me.
illegalacorn
oh my god, did you tell them about 9/11?
lunchboxgoat
No, but I did tell them about miss cleo and how she was a rip off.
dghammer
Had a pair of these in the late 70's.
NewarkWilder
RantMannequin
“Deal with it”
bigdog838
never really understood what are these guys doing. but they seem to enjoy it
MitchBeaucannon
I really wanna know how those guys are doing nowadays.
GarthBlader
The Hiv.. they're dead. .
prozacfish
Alans doing well managing a Wendy’s in Decatur, Mike shot himself, and Pete is still selling his ass for $10 under a bridge in LA.
sendmepuppers
Good for Mike.
Youcanbekittycat2000orwhatever
Canofminus
Tosh.o did do a follow up. They are doing well
kakivara
This is aggressively white.
Aceh0le87
yeah you right, those dudes do look employed, with supportive fathers. xD
SuperDramaticFusion
As a white guy, I snort laughed. +1
ReturnOfActionCheese
They found a way to make rollerblading even more gay
JupitersWitch
I've never understood how the position of wheels on a shoe makes one gay or not gay.
ataradov
There are roller-skis, and they are pretty awesome if you can handle falling on the asphalt at 30 mph.
bingotown
Done it a couple times on a bike. Would not recommend.
ElbowdeepinElmo
You don't enjoy picking small, sharp stones out of wounds for hours? Weirdo
BradyHarkonen
On the paved surface you are usually fine. It's this you have to watch for. https://youtu.be/pEbZp9ZekrE
davebeastly
That Octopus guy everyone hates literally reposted this 4 minutes after you. 4 minutes.
ITalkAboutGoats
Octopus guy?
davebeastly
Octopusseventwo. Notorious no-source spam poster like LindaDee.
TrustmeImadoctorzoidberg
Just checked her page again. Last 12 months: 0 posts, 5 comments for a total of -452 points. We still haven't forgotten
tugboatcaptain
Oh for a second I thought it was TinyOctopus and I was sad.
napalmEnema
That guy is a douchenozzle talking in the third person I'd rather have the spam bot thanks
davebeastly
Oh no. TinyOctopus is great.
ITalkAboutGoats
Ditto
NapalmZer0
didn't even make it through filming the commercial before the first lawsuit came in and shut those nice boys down. :(
Vaenaemoenen
What do you mean?
NapalmZer0
appear dangerous, likely in US to cause injury resulting in lawsuit. (mediocre joke)