Developer humor

Dec 1, 2016 1:12 AM

rosesoc1

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But this little button over here will make it look cooler...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I need this!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's funny cuz it's true.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't get it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's a user interface?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, there's no good GUI for my parents...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a User Interface Developer, that's not fuckin' funny.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NO one in a cs field has arms like that (graphic designer maybe)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is he doing?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His biceps are bigger than my future

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never underestimate the simplicity of your users

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Sometimes I try to dumb things down as much as possible and some just surprise me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not "humor" so much as "truth".

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sun's out, Guns out!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't get it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Reddit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't get it...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't get it?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@DemmyDemon YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True. Absolutely.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those fucking arms

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

UX design is like signage. If you then still have to point to it, it's not that... Hmm.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm looking at you, Microsoft

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is there any software company you shouldn't be looking at?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Microsoft's problem isn't really the UI design - it's that they're trying to do two independent UIs at once.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't get it....

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

a good user interface should be intuitive and easy to pick up/learn. So if you have to explain how to use it, it's not a very good interface

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this was humor.. sheesh.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imgurs user interface is a joke.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless of course, your user interface IS a joke.

9 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

We're looking at you, Apple...

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

Shots fired. Cthulhu approves

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The only thing that's intuitive is the nipple, everything else is learned.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would rub Microsoft's face on the glass and demand to know what they were thinking with Windows 8

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Their problem is less in the design, but more along the lines of squeezing two different UIs into one package.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was an issue, but at first it took forever to figure out how to close one of their full screen apps, or find the older control panel.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that's a symptom of the main problem - instead of making a touch version or Windows, they crammed partial touch support into the /1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

original mouse/keyboard oriented OS, and both UIs were competing for focus. /2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His biceps are insane.

9 years ago | Likes 207 Dislikes 1

I actually went to the next image before going wait a second and coming back

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Must be a Java programmer.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, they're pretty much in the spectrum of sanity.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

It's from all that coding.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I don't know, that tricep on the left arm is pretty rad.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

imagine how much quicker you'd bust while jerkin it if your arms were as muscular as his... BALHELHELHELHELHEHLHLEHE BANG!!!!!!! 12 seconds

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Even better, imagine him jerkin you...it'll be more like 6 seconds BANGBANGBANG

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brogrammer.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Inexplicably insane.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, they are in his arms.

9 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This made my day. Thank you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well...you're not wrong

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Someone's going to have to explain this to me

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

Agreed. Someone needs to file a capital expenditure report. That frame must have cost 15 bucks! The company will surely go bankrupt.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Excuse you, I should be making that comment.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

What you did there, I see it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A user interface should explain itself through proper metaphors and information is properly categorized. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just like a good joke shouldn't have to be explained, as that often ruins the funny part.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A user interface is meant to make computering easy so we don't gotta do all the real computer stuff like write out every code!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Thanks friend!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You're welcome friend!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Developer humor? Developers don't know anything about UX where I work

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

As a User Interface Developer, I tell the Java people to just stick with moving their data and I'll handle the pixels.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A developer would tell you that a command-line interface is just fine

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Id say it depends on what you work with. for some things, that mouse is a fucking timesaver. right tool for the right job

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Agreed. Mouse, keyboard, Wacom tablet: depends what I'm doing as to which I use.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gets the job done and it saves tons of money/man hours.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Username checks out..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm a dev. I know lots about UX. And I'll be the first to admit I don't know how to actually _make_ good UX.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Pretend you're the lowest common denominator trying to use a website and go from there.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My first rule: follow the OS.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I run into the 'better idiot' problem. Where I think I'm as dumb as possible and then the Marketing director starts talking.At my old job al

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Surprisingly, this is actually quite hard. No matter how "dumb" or "different" you try to think, there's still something you'll overlook.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, I know. Have to do it every day.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a UX Researcher, they definitely don't know shit

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Rude.. They have a different mindset. How can I (Dev) efficiently do my job. We are hear to say "how can we help users efficiently do theirs

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I meant about UX. Obviously they're brilliant at their job

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ah I see, so you downvoted me because you didn't explain it correctly.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It was obvious to everyone else

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0