SolemnlySwearIamUpToNoGood
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Mar 8, 2018 10:29 AM
SolemnlySwearIamUpToNoGood
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just4thelolz
Trying really hard to make that accident on your way to work happen. It's a healthcare thing. You Americans wouldn't understand. ;-) jk
PinkProzac
I slipped on ice and fell in Canada weeks ago and still can't feel part of my shin and knee where it smacked. Not cool bro.
MagelanCloud
When you walk on autopilot.
SuperBekah86
I wiped out twice in the parking lot at my work in the same week!
SmashingBrickCastration
AzgarOgly
Never put hands in your pocket on a slippery ground. It once cost my relative a concussion and a titanium plate on a jaw.
GoogleGeneration
Iamhereforyourviewingpleasure
Yeah, if you're russian and drunk.. that's how it goes.
Wulf27
The amount of fucks given is minimal
Eireman4Ever
Obviously staged. He walks fine, face plants, then lies motionless with his face in the snow?
Strostkovy
He just learned that snow is surprisingly comfortable, and you don't feel pain once you're far enough into hypothermia
kiddk00l
Boop...
SickCommentBro
Heart attack?
AzgarOgly
Rather slippery roadside.
Scusername
You can just tell that he feels utterly defeated by that point.
iamnatmann
Specter2470
Me, going to work every damn day
sleeepytealeaf
I did this on my way to the store today. I'm 4'11 so it was a bit more than your regular faceplant. I disappeared.
jagiyakitty
when i was in grade three a girl fell on the ice with her hands in her pockets and her tooth went through the skin just below her lip so
jagiyakitty
much blood everywhere. never have had my hands in my pockets in the winter since
MightyG7
thats why you dont walk on slippery surfaces with your hands in your pockets
DuckyofDeath123
and why you encourage that behaviour in others at every opportunity. Fuck I laughed like a demented child at this .gif
turboflush
when its -40 you dont care its slippery hand goes in the pockets fam
missojennie
wherethefuckismycoffee
that form was impeccable
AzgarOgly
Attempted murder.
JadawinUK
"This is my life now"...
AlternativeMoral
OMG¡!¡!