whoatherebigfella
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Apr 23, 2024 12:18 PM
whoatherebigfella
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Nismu
ximzadix
RalphH
JinxRocks
I eat tacos far more often than I eat wings. And its true in more ways than one :)
ChareAndFlaff
Pierce approves
Ijustwantquiet
Qpock
Tjitso
And if you do get lucky, you can clean it first
twelvoclocklevel
mikecaa
Carry both and remain optimistic, @op.
Cynically23
Just not in your wallet since it could damage the condom
randomguy365
@mikecaa gonna fuck some wings anywhere anytime
Icantevenbruh
I thought the outline of my coworker’s phone pop socket was a condom.
darthstormer
DaBaDoop
Had to make sure someone posted a variant of this. Well done , mortal. I commend you.
v01dstar
Most wallets fold in the middle and have a little pocket on each side, just sayin'.
HeadJamistan
NomDeImguerre
taez555
KiwiGameDev
Clearly the play is to keep both. You find a wonderful potential partner with a hearty supply of chicken wings but no way to degrease their fingers. You offer a moiste towelette in their time of need, instant affection, 23% guaranteed!
betterave
The right kind of moist towelette can be used to clean the privates too.
BigAdam
Mate, if you need a moist towlette to clean up your own, or anyone's private parts, you're gonna need more than a condom.
FetaForMoses
Too? You clean your privates with condoms?
spooktree
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spooktree