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Source is: http://tentacuddles.tumblr.com/post/95730172195/comfort-food
Sep 15, 2017 3:07 AM
Sankayy
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954
72
Source is: http://tentacuddles.tumblr.com/post/95730172195/comfort-food
OphelianAshe
I won't die alone. My crippling depression will be along for the ride. Taking that motherfucker with me!
PookyButt
I don't plan on dieing alone. I plan on going out in a pool of the blood of my enemies. The way that God intended
Cammish
If you're alone without any responsibility go traveling, stay out late, do whatever YOU want to do without question or judgement always.
Monkeybone5581
I expected pizza deepthroating. Was disappointed.
InhumanBanana
It's not even a what if anymore. Pizza is my only friend.
cardboardwhales
from the thumbnail i thought it said "what if I ate alone" and honestly that didn't change much
sillytofu
Gonna respond to all those relationship post with this from now on
RobJenkins
What if I die incapacitated on a hospital bed with a tube in my dick, surrounded by people I can't see clearly.
triplesees
It'll be okay f*ck it. When I die, no matter what the circumstances, I'm gonna try to calm down and say, f*ck it.
jetflight
Do it like Huxley - on a major dose of LSD.
manifestcrackers
Good news is, death doesn't come with suffering it comes with nothingness. Then you respawn and hopefully make better choices. Its biblical
artAnimal
TheNax
Fortunately I have skipped the "IF" since I know I will. Oh well
TheHawkRules
meangirlx
I'll have a pepperoni with extra cheese delivered please
UncleVinny
TheGirlInTheFireplace
There's my kidney.
SirPelvisJohnwood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaCCkfjPm0o
SickOfThisCessPool
That's what I thought of, too
Gamemaster64
and then cut to scene of her heart monitor going beeeeeeeeeeeeee.....
jolietjane
Why is the person in this comic not a fatass?
BangusDangus
Okay cute and all but if you cuddle greasy-ass pizza in your bed like a teddy bear you deserve to die alone
IamJustinSane
Did... Did you want somebody to die with you? That seems a little selfish, but, may I suggest using a hypodermic needle filled with air.
MapleMaple
I need a pizza to look at me the way pizza looks at pizza... pizza.
graehall
So many movies and TV shows have characters say "You're born alone you die alone". Fuckin' what? You're born with your mum right there idiot
Buckbeak1486
I'm 26, so I'm definitely going to die alone.
nugo520
this actually made me go "aww" i thought think this is cute, my life is so sad i think this is cute....well at least i have pizza
FrancisFulloffrenchpeople
wizardinblack1998
DeafGeoffBorg
Fear. Love!
aselleus
Chut up
definitelyincorrect
we all die alone
HowDoISpellEngiiner
That's definitely incorrect
TheAccursedHamster
Only if you miss.
TheRatPrince
We all float down here
Hashbrown123
Not if we live together!
NitherNor
"Every man faces death by himself. Alone”
ThanksToDenialImImmortal
Can't Die alone of you are stabbed to death By someone else.
ryo0hki
Beat me to it.
MichaeIJCaboose
Yep imma continue drinking
aleister94
According to Malcolm dresden
Hayashima
I dunno, I'm pretty sure someone somewhere'll kick the bucket at the same moment.
BadgeringBadgers
Not if I try to take someone down with me
CornHuskerTexan
Not me, I'm taking you suckers with me!
ryo0hki
Thats some Donnie Darko stuff right there..
aznanimality
Hold my jihad