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Dec 2, 2016 11:50 PM
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ChinaMike808
I got to an Irish bar near a big University. I'm a day drinker, so it's me and bunch of other old dudes. By 5PM kids come in. We go. Works!
ashmenon
Wasted my 20s not living it up, 29 now, this makes me feel a lot better. Thanks @OP! /s
MrPowPow
Go to a different bar. One that feels more age appropriate.
overboard
Try 47
TheIndianVirgin
DecentFellow
I'm 42. I'm not even a threat anymore. The furniture gets more attention than I do.
dEdGrimley
Just gets worse and worse. Fortunately, I don't have enough money to go to a bar most of the time.
phantomgallery
i'll never see heman the same way
opc3000
Let's start with the fact that you pick chicks up at..."the bar"...one issue at a time eh?
Psychosdonotexplodewhensunlighthitthem
Wait until you're 33. Those 21 years old keep getting younger!
Panda4hire
Seriously. I look at 21 year old girls and i'm like...eh...i Bet she couldn't even balance a checkbook.
DefinitelyNotAdolfHitler
Jesus, man, if it bothers you that much, start hitting on highschoolers. No one told you to try and hook up with college girls.
DoritoStyle
What are you even on
iamnotagingerr
Littlesmith
If you feel like a peado you should stop hanging out at the pick 'n mix bar
Callbox
I can be the master of the YOU-niverse
whyisthisusernametaken
Sfx6C
You have the same haircut as the girls you hit on?
OmnibusLatinName
Bald? Is this some new weird trend I don't know about? :(
ragnar34
I feel like that might work.
BarfTittiesGalore
Barrezio
Dude. It's a small college town. Narrow your horizons.
MyNamelsNobody
Try being 40 in college it's GREAT.
adumpforyou
Can you tell us, as a mother, how this experience has been unique for you, so that we may all learn from your collected wisdom?
pvwg
I just turned 30. That post is depressing.
adumpforyou
Hah! You old geezer. Tell us another story about the 90s again, and this "disc man" you used to have.
LoopStricken
The struggle was real. You weren't there man, you weren't there! The pockets were just too damn small!
HALOHeinz
Your age/2 + 7 = minimum age you can date. 22 isn't terrible. They're about to finish up or have some life experience at that point.
Killhouss
Wifie is 32 im 46 its all good
jojoyojimbi
is she single?
copingcabana
BY THE POWER OF GRAY HAIR, I HAVE AN APARTMENT!!
chunkcheezy
This made me laugh much harder than it should have. +1
antipodalDr
You're obviously going to the wrong bar... plenty of places for people in their 30s
FoeOfFauxPho
I wish I had a monetary unit for every imagur post about being old from people younger than me. Weird thing is I didn't feel old until
FoeOfFauxPho
recently. Maybe I just wasn't paying attention.
bregma
I see a 20-year-old walking at the mall with her mother.... and I check out the mother. I have no attraction to people younger than my kids.
beeratius
Wait, what about before you had kids?!
ScaryFairy
good man
idunnoyou
This was the day I realized I was old
150lbs
Ha! I'm 40 right now about to head to a bar. Someone shoot me please.
150lbs
Just got home . Tomorrow's gonna suck. =\
memesis
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/red-shooters-1670225.jpg
150lbs
Yup
dietderpsy
Just hit people out of the way wth your cane you old fuck!
150lbs
..... And stay of my lawn you hooligans! ????
dietderpsy
Exactly!!
kworiginal
Requests
slimeyfrog
I need an adult.
Draketen
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
grishnakah
I am an adult.
FuturePerfectTense
Wait until you pass your 40s and become completely invisible.
ButterflyHeimlich
Wow does that mean i can touch people inappropriately and not get caught
MegatronsTrigger
When the bouncer asks if you are there to pickup your kid... Ouch. No bitch, I'm here to pickup someone else's.
daginge
Not for everyone.I had an uncle (divorced) who lived 30min from a college.Remember him having a few grad student girl friends.
Zer0th
42 here, it's true.
hartmonica
Just continue to groom and take care of yourself and dress nice, shit. You'll beat half the young college boys.
RafaRiot88
hehe. I'm already invisible, at 28!
pikapiiiii
Me too!
Edro20
Real this
Flyndaran
"I wish my dad were more like you." I could punt you, you adorable little carebear.
MegatronsTrigger
When the bouncer asks if you are there to pickup your kid... Ouch. No bitch, I'm here to pickup someone else's.
DysgraphicProgrammer
Our local college bar filled up with predatory 40+ something cougars in the summer. We left fast, because we felt like meat.
TheDustyOne
Unless you have a lot of cash and show it off
plutus34
Having a lot of money helps. ^^
pringlesyum
Uh no. The 40+'ers are the worst offenders for chasing 25 yr olds.
forestfinagle
Eh. I'm almost 35 and anyone under 26-27 is like a kid to me. No interest sexually whatsoever. I can't imagine that changing.
nicklefarts
Prime daddy issues material.
failurez
Good. I'll be able to spend more time with my 2D waifu ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
WalterMatthau
You're doing it wrong man. 40's and 50's is when all the moms "waiting for Timmy to go to college" finally quit their shitty marriages.
Jusmar
It works for asshole dads too apparently. Fantastic for the GPA.
Ishalldefenestrateyou
Or, find the bars where the college professors hang out. They need a drink too, especially after dealing with college kids.
thebiggestblackestdick
Once your hair goes gray you get all the chicks with daddy issues if you managed to not get fat.
Oteneo
being fat aint gonna hurt you if your wallet grew with you ;)
beartato
Oh man, so many of those hot chicks at my high school...well, turns out they got daddy issues.
intenseintrovert
Many women usually do until around 30.
intenseintrovert
Hell, I get that now and my hair isn't gray. Yet.
Barrezio
Or even if you did get fat, actually. Adults are usually expected to have their shit together, so you'll have that going for you too.
eastbayrae
Then I will disappoint them on an epic scale.
LogicDude
Fingding
WHO DID THIS?!
holodecktheory
A true work of art. +1
MrGerb1k
Fucking imgur has the best gifs...gifs for any and every occasion
JulioNinodelaVega
Best. GIF. Ever.
robotnixon13
Borrowing
arewevenom
I said hey ! What's going on!
JohannVonTittySprinkles
Then I take a deep breath and I get real high, I said hey!
racl101
http://www.celebritynetworth123.com/wp-content/plugins/networthdisplay/cnwimages/p/peter-north.jpg
Fingding
WHO DID THIS?!
JulioNinodelaVega
Best. GIF. Ever.
NonBinaryGenderFluidDoggo
What. The fuck.
TechnicallySpeakingImAWhatever
forestfinagle
Black kid kinda likes it
TwoHorndUnicorn
sir...
fencerman
You sick fuck. Upvoted.
BeepBeepItsAShitposter
N u t t
Inusitus
This gif takes me back..
appleandcherrypie
That's enough internet for today
shakedownblues
I have no words... Should've sent... A poet... Have as many upvotes as you can stomach
C0mtraya
MOAR!
bermudez0390
The holly grail...
Weedabixxx
What... what is this, I've never seems this JEFF before
STGxDante
This was my MySpace avatar XD good thing I deleted it.
QTLingTorrasque
Jesus christ lmfao
DerpyDuck1
jokeyjokemaker
I will never be able to top this. Take my damn upvote.
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jokeyjokemaker
Even worse! Upvote for you!
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
BaconNTits
true. I mean look at Trumps wife
beeratius
We (slovenes) have denounced her nationality as a country already
wildcatfan4life
I think that's called being a sugar daddy.
spetcnaz
I do though.
spetcnaz
Feels like I am at loud kids party
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Then you're one of the good ones
Chrisssty
To a college student, anyone with money has a lot of money
shmekie
Depends on the college
imjustheretobitchaboutpeople
I mean, in my country you get a taxfree loan for college u dont have to pay back until you make over 50k, plus you get 1/2
theavengingewok
Taxpayer dollars for everyone! You get taxpayer dollars, you get taxpayer dollars, everyone gets free taxpayer dollars!
imjustheretobitchaboutpeople
Well. U gotta pay it back. Im willing to pay for someones education, i want nurses and doctors when im old, lol.
theavengingewok
I get what you're saying, but I don't wanna pay for someone to get a liberal arts degree.
imjustheretobitchaboutpeople
A fortnightly allowance of around 400$ to help with expenses that you dont have to pay back, and bonuses to pay for textbooks etc.
SkiMaskThePlumpGod
And what?
imjustheretobitchaboutpeople
My point was that OPs comment only really applies in America
XenomorphZZ
why does no one ever actually mention what "my country" is in these blurbs?
nicefully
In my country we have blackjack and hookers, so.....
imjustheretobitchaboutpeople
Because i hate getting the instant "shrimp on the barbie" reaction despite the fact shrimp is not in our vocabulary, hah
XenomorphZZ
Oh you're a Kiwi then.
martiantripod
Preach it!