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Dec 7, 2017 11:03 AM
Stuey1221
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A2DY79
the chubby baby wrists kinda ruin it for me
tracereading
This is not what Thigh High Thursday means.
mds308
We represent the lollipop guild.........
MurderMittens42
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
She is right, and she learned step 1.
UrsaUrsa
She is even cosplaying as Teemo
Mayonnaiseisainstrument
When girls are small it's considered "cute"...
Arrrrgggggghhhh
Probably still only dates guys who are 6'+
metalmermaid
Her husband is.
MyNameisJust
bigdaddyfatpants
Needs more blood
DoktorLurker
She got a name? Or we just callin' her Fun Size?
iWantedAcoolNameButTheyOnlyHadThisOne
They like to be called People McNuggets.
Voltrondefenderoftheinternets
Nuggets is a whole different category though.
ShawnS4362
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
For all your fetish needs: https://www.instagram.com/p/BadAW6tFEfG/ (God DAMN that's a lot of cat photos on her account)
SuperFuzzyNipples
Wonder if that means she prefers pussies...
OliverClothesoff70
bhbobbyd24
I'm sure guys she dates still have to be 6' minimum
Tourangeau1
She also looks like she could kick ass some too!
SteampunkNightmare
And she's proportional
CmfMttnPpl
That ass isnt
dashcan
Ayup. No 'bean-head'.
JustMasterb8ed
For a cartoon character, maybe. Still hot, though.
Tunisia
... have you never seen an average human?
StubbyJohnson
Technically no, she's not, but still attractive.
ImgurCelebrity
I'm sure they meant "roughly proportional"...
dartron5000
THE RATIO
AlphaKill
It's all about the tit to ass ratio
SpringToMyWinter
There’s a specific term for proportional and non-proportional, I just can’t remember and too lazy to look it up.
thatsALOTofnuts75
Gnome
CustardPies
Midget Vs dwarf. Reminds me of that UK The Office scene rotfl
d3cad3nce
im pretty sure its Pseudo Dwarfism, too lazy to google though.
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d3cad3nce
let me know the results
BlandNotBoring
Achondroplasia is short limbs. Proportional is HGH deficiency. Then there's stuff like Turner's Syndrome, etc that has other symptoms.
insomdx8
I was born with HGH deficiency! I ended up getting shots for it
dontsayretarded0itsgay
Turner's: when you're missing your very last chromosome
Lucidalabbra
That title....
abbiistabbii
To be fair, anyone can order off the kids menu at any age. Source: My grandmother only ate small portions. She lived until she was 94.
Stuey1221
My nan ordered a Child size portion of scampi from a restaurant once and got chicken nuggets
Buckbeak1486
Nothing wrong with finding little people sexy. Exhibit A: Peter Dinklage.
CotterPyke
i was thinking more of female types, as is almost every horn dog here; oddly there are no famous female midgets, except porn, of course.
StarbuckSnarf
johnathanwick
All those kid discounts.
McCrackers
Karina Lemos
moniandthepets
My dad always said the perfect woman was 4ft tall, no teeth and flat head...(im sure he quotes that from someone else)
goboltz
"Original Fidget Spinner" ! !
WhatTheHeII
What’s stopping me from eating off the kids menu?
TheDetox
She can also fulfill my fantasy by cosplaying imp Midna if you naw what I mean.
BattloidKouji
Well hello there @OP Roy Moore. How's the campaign treating you?
RobJenkins
Yub nub
Mybrainfartwaswet
Been there done that, girl I met had a ladder to get up to the top kitchen cabinets and a premolded set of plastic stairs to get into bed.
FartPoweredPogoStick
Rollerskates.
memorminey
Define done
Mybrainfartwaswet
RanchoCucamonga
A girl you met, or a girl you "met"
Mybrainfartwaswet
Yup, I did. Shamelessly, too.
dauntlessds
Dirty deeds, DONE. WITH. SHEEP! Dirty deeds done dirt cheap! Dirty deeds and da thunda cheeks!
Snooj
I hate to tell you man, but that's not a girl. That's a sheep.
Mybrainfartwaswet
Baaaad man, ewe must be kidding.
RanchoCucamonga
Mybrainfartwaswet
Lol, just noticed your name, she lives in WeHo, and met at House of Blues.
Xoniac
I respect that.
WhereDidCottonEyeJoeGo
Pulls out stairs, climes into bed. "I am ready for you baby"
TheJiziason
That just means both parties have strong pull out game :^)
Tinkrr
You laugh but have you seen the goblins and gnomes in WoW?
kcgingerbeard
I have not..
mbr5
bruh
JimmiSimpsonApproves
Fun sized.
DiceyBusiness
RageO15
I'm pretty sure she eats off a plate like a big person.
Stuey1221
High chair
JupitersWitch
Had a friend who wasn't a midget, just very short and skinny. We called him Tommy (from Rugrats). He could literally fit in a highchair.
bmkoknl42
Banana for scale, anyone?
MurrToTheMurr
She'll also make your dick look big in comparisson.
bread1
this guy solving all of man's problems +1
OliverClothesoff70
TinyLittleDick
Where can I get one?
Iamsuperspecial
There was a little person on PoF with the username Sweet'n'Low. She never messaged me back :(
dietderpsy
You probably shouldn't have opened with Hey Shortstuff!
CotterPyke
DRAT!! I know the feels, man... she probably couldn't pick you out from the other 400 messages she got that day...
Iamsuperspecial
It's a real meat market, that's for sure.
fartboxtonguepunch
SHE'S A TATER THOT
TheOne2466
purdypotato
Or a hot thot-ket.
senormitch
Only if you are mike tyson.
nickdillinger
MRW I see your most recent post
ShaqIsMySenpai
Alfab3tsoup
+1. You made me chuckle with that one!
dumpsterjedi1
Gimme some of your thots Napoleon!
APinkDragon
MidgetRacer8192
alaskangoth
You officially made my wife and I laugh out loud. You win this upvote.
ISpeakMyMind
Spackler7
frankbarista
TheGriffin
AchilesHeel
'M FUCKIN DYING ????????????
acoudes
Well done....
DaveWallace
NickRivieraMD
My exact reaction: "OH NO..." *uncontrollable laughter*
motorwaffle
Well imgur has peaked for today.
TheMaleWhiteCIS
Can someone explain to my friend what a thot is?
fartboxtonguepunch
acronym for "that hoe over there"
Haskuu
The one time I browse Imgur in class, and I run into tater thot. Damn you for making me snort in class
DragonBapt
I may not be able to favourite comments but I can at least reply to savour the moment in my comments list
VulgarBear
I got you homie https://youtu.be/YBTrlnpS6jA
Alpacaknight
That is fantastic +1
BillWeenus
SirPoopsMagee
A TATER THOT, CORAL!
Imightbetrolling
LimeSkittlesSuck
Youts
Barked
A Stunning Shorty
driftinginspace
iHveNoCleverName
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
SurelyNotHitler
Oh my god!!!! Dude this is one of the nest comment I ever saw. I am not worthy of reading such a comment
youresorttorepostingcomments
Well they stole it so don’t give them that much credit
SurelyNotHitler
Well.. now it's mine too!
Nilhlis
DanTheReactionMan
Beat me to it
iamsandra
Oh Jesus. You win.
icky78
Just woke up. And I'm laughing like a madman. +1 for starting my day off with a good chuckle
Mxlespxles
icky78
Very nice. :)
uwagapies
Oh good goddamn, I chortled like a fatty who just saw candy
CptFloridaMan
Are you a fatty that just saw candy?
deathsheep
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
tazednconfused
whoaiknowkungfu
Excellent
dastrok
What’s the original movie?
GreedyJungle
MumflrFumperdink
But why Joel from TLOU?
DeathPugCatGamer
Naughty dog made this when they won award in the video game rewards I think.
MumflrFumperdink
I guess that's why it's in very good quality, cool.
veritasgear
Why.... NOT Joel from TLOU?
MumflrFumperdink