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It says nothing about stale peeps
Crawling along the floor like the girl in The Ring only brings up more quentions
Happy Easter Ya Filthy Animals
agent00six
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Thefear1984
Grand Mariner is always good, cant imagine a 30yo bottle being bad at all
LaszloCravensworth
Once liquor is bottled it doesnt continue to age. Saying it is an additional 30 years old is useless. There, I did a negative.
justeandj
Follow up Tweetle
MightyZephyr
nojustsayitdont
GondwanaCraton
#8 What do the think the shroud of Turin was used for?
t00tie
#11 Carol killed hus baskin her band
theredacted
#2 am I the only one still going on walks? In my state stay at home order specifically allows outdoor activity, plus I still have to mow...
HelpfulCorn
No, I walk the dog every day. Just cross the street when needed
uniqueflowsnake
Ain't no doctor recommending scarfs or bandanas since they do jack shit.
InAMellowTone
#3 cut up a sock or I'm sure you have a winter scarf or shemagh somewhere
dreadpiratekhan
Well that is just the grumpiest (and best) Easter bunny ever, right there
crystalcat231
better than the actual scene
Bosnimf
Bluegrasslass
Call the police on people having people around for Easter. The old folk will kill us all!
LovesToSpooge517
Peach tomato habanero salsa?
Omni21
That top pic is a mile down the road from me in Fort Smith AR. Rum is a good choice for classes?
ACSwineburne
How is she trading her crown? Did she not have a job before, but walked around in a tiara waving at people?
EnderPanda13
Nice try but it's called cat tax not bunny tax, gunna write you a citation for that one
DingusMcGhee
Upvote just for the Cabunny
nojustsayitdont
Bluegrasslass
Grand Marnier is an orange liqueur!
GirthBrookss
How is three bottles of wine comparable to 6 chocolate eggs? I would put it more in the 60 egg range.
RideTheStimutacs
Feels like I've been in quarantine so long, it's a quaranadult now.
trinabeana23
#19
license2kilt
VInTheSkyWithElephants
Masks are required at work for me now; have been everywhere trying to find a bandana and all the stores are sold out
GondwanaCraton
I don't live in the South, the West, I'm not a gang member or a white supremacist. I've never owned a bandana in my life. I do own one scarf
IGiveUpOnCreativeUsernames
Literally sold out
ollikahn
also, why cannot you "re-use" them after washing and ironing again?
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Lots of people didn't already own tons of bandanas and scarves, is the joke. I don't think I've ever owned a bandana actually. I'm /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Canadian though so I have lots of scarves at least. /2
koflan
#4 seems fake af
dukegonzo
It is. The pic is a Granny meme. The writing seems so fake. I know a few old folk and they don't sound like that.
dukegonzo
koflan
The young-internet-people-misplaced-comma isn't something I've ever seen an older person do, and Tweetle seems more meme than folksy.
ILikeAminalsAnFibshAnInsectsAnStuffAnThingsButNotPeople
Lack of yeast is real.
avestrainer
And flour. I can't find flour anywhere
ILikeAminalsAnFibshAnInsectsAnStuffAnThingsButNotPeople
Oof
C0mmanderCrunch
#36 went to 3 stores to find yeast. Not a packet anywhere.
ButtblasterMcAssmaster
Weird coincidence but one local supermarket had yeast on special offer in massive 500g bricks. I've never seen so much yeast.
dmjalund
There's a post somewhere that has guides to extract yeast from everyday foods including remains of fruit
C0mmanderCrunch
Word? Thanks! I'll give it a search.
LoremIpsumBaby
You should look into making sourdough starter. All you need is flour and water and you can make your own yeast
Forensickle
That 30 year old "brandy" is grand manier, an orange liquor
missmacnchs
I think that’s the joke
Leithoa
Grand Marnier is made with a brandy base. 30 years in glass is not the same as 30 years in a cask though.
squirrelfartsy
Not to mention that liquor doesn't get better with age once bottled.
ACSwineburne
Lol, what? You don't like aged orange juice?
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Yeah, I've never seen someone just drink it straight. Usually it's to add flavour to mixed drinks. Or sangria!
onewaytrip
Your first sip you can feel it in your eyeballs. I`ve had great White Sox tailgate parties drinking that stuff.
gadaboutpoet
I drink it up, in a brandy glass. It’s delish.
TokyosNotFarEnough
So fucking good in margaritas!
GrumpyGrumbo
This is the only reason I ever have it in my house.
bhhorner350
There is more drank straight than will ever be mixed. Until Fernet Branca hit the scene, it is what every bartender used to drink!
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Really? Ugh. I'm not a fan, I'd rather have cognac with nothing else mixed in.